[Babs]

Disco Balls FTW

[kayu]

ohhh <3 sea o.o

[Cleveland]

Babs :
Disco Balls FTW

Hahhahahah. Nothing better than when they change form right as you run by...and begin casting Thundaga 3 on you. Stun won't work on the thunder ones....time to firm it!!!!

Oh yeah....and Sickle Slash that goes through shadows!!! Weeeeeeeee!

[Niho]

UFO >all

[EcLiPSe]

For those of you who are not in sea, but perhaps have sky, let me put it into perspective for you. Imagine Faust dropping the Summerstone only 25% of the time, and Ullikummi dropping Autumnstone 25% of the time. That woudl suck right? Oh no..it gets worse. Lets say you mangae to get the pop items for the 4 gods...and you pop and kill them. But Byakko doesn't drop the seal for Kirin. Wow...how gay. Now you have to go farm pop items again just to pop Byakko in hopes for a seal. Sucks, right? Its gets better. Lets say you somehow manage to get all 4 seals without killing yourself. You got to Kirin room (btw..the developer who made that teleporter random should be shot). Now, you trade the 4 seals to the ???, and Kirin says "not today...I dont feel like it." and doesn't pop...yet your 4 seals are gone. Thinking about suicide yet?

you forgot about the part where you´re about to pop an NM and the ??? decides to depop and move to one of 4 other possible places which are all at least a 10 minute aggro walk away.
not to mention I´ve yet to see any torque drop from any jailer.

[Rilu]

Yea, lets talk about that "Missing Torque" issue we've got. I think we've done like 5-6 Fortitudes now and STILL no torque, I honestly think i'm not meant to have it. We've only killed faith a couple times, and the others we've popped only a few times, so i'm only complaining about Fortitude here. I swear, that damn hexidisc wearing Michelin Man needs to hit up the Acme Torque store and get some damn Torques for this poor Elvaan!!!!!! Also, can we work on his running animation a little please SE? He looks like some 5 year old designed his running motion, come on.

On other sea news - hate moving ???'s.

In even OTHER sea news - really hate moving ???'s

In other even OTHER sea news - (don't think thats english) - really hate random "you now have hate" messages.

[Cleveland]

Oh god....forgot about UFO's.

Can't see them unless you look up. Only way to find them is to be running around until all of the sudden your HP is dropping.

??? Moving is also a good one. They stay up for 15 mins....but it takes 20 mins to travel between them. Good design on that one. Also love the kill a bunch of shit until someone in your pt gets a message they won't see because of battle spam. Then that person checks the ??? (if it hasn't moved) and an NM will pop and promptly start beating on you.

Torques don't exist. Its a lie. There are no such things. All screenshots of Torques are photoshopped.

[Rotsu]

Btw the ???? used to take 5 min untill it moves somewhere else, they just "fixed" it some time ago and made it 15 min repop. Amagad SE cares about sea !

[Babs]

Cleveland :
Oh god....forgot about UFO's.

Can't see them unless you look up. Only way to find them is to be running around until all of the sudden your HP is dropping.

??? Moving is also a good one. They stay up for 15 mins....but it takes 20 mins to travel between them. Good design on that one. Also love the kill a bunch of shit until someone in your pt gets a message they won't see because of battle spam. Then that person checks the ??? (if it hasn't moved) and an NM will pop and promptly start beating on you.

Torques don't exist. Its a lie. There are no such things. All screenshots of Torques are photoshopped.

#1 There is nothing more Priceless then 17 charmed People chasing the poor Bard that was too far away !!!!!

#2 ??? My ASSSSSSS That place was designed to annoy, starting with Mission 8.2 you slowly build up Hate to the Pint when u think to yourself: Who don't use equip change Macros while running so i can /follow...

#3 Torques don't exist... be4 u get 1 Torque u rather get 3 Ridills more easy...

[Cleveland]

Rotsu :
Btw the ???? used to take 5 min untill it moves somewhere else, they just "fixed" it some time ago and made it 15 min repop. Amagad SE cares about sea !

Yeah...its bad now, but was much worse then. The first time we did Fortitude..I think the ??? moved twice just as we went to trade. Almost swallowed a bullet.

Babs :
#1 There is nothing more Priceless then 17 charmed People chasing the poor Bard that was too far away !!!!!

Heheheh....this is what you do. SMN works well for this. Get out of Charm range. Summon Garuda. Target LS member you think deserves to die (they must be in charm range). Wait for charm to go off. Mash Predator Claws like your life depends on it. Giggle when it hits. Sadly...Raz survived an 1184 Predator Claws with 5 HP. Didn't die...but was still funny. I suggest targeting a Taru target. If none are available, try a mage or RNG.


And no one has mentioned the best:

RE-RAISING MOBS!!!!!! Sweet!! We killed Ix'Aern....this is so....aww fuck... Ix'Aern.

(Side Note: 100k to anyone who can explain the naming convention of sea mobs. I think Hydro's theory of an SE developer mashing the keyboard with his penis to name sea mobs is probably the most accurate. Seriously...what the hell is an Ul'Hpmede?)

[Stone Maestro]

Let's not forget about the shark that likes to hang out directly under the North-East / South-East Apollyon entrance. Great comedy to be had there.

[Hiei]

Cleveland :

(Side Note: 100k to anyone who can explain the naming convention of sea mobs. I think Hydro's theory of an SE developer mashing the keyboard with his penis to name sea mobs is probably the most accurate. Seriously...what the hell is an Ul'Hpmede?)

LMFAO.

[~Kenai~]

Mmmm...sorry I read that wrong then. Really.

And when it comes to sea, we all know what we hate more than anything else. You know, deep down within your soul...

Euvhi Organs!

(did I spell that right? :con ) Why in God's name are those so rare that you can kill them for 3 HOURS with 2 TH2 and only get 2? And you have 5 alliance members that need 5? (

Sea is the most accurate recreation of hell that I have ever seen. The only saving grace is that 90% of the good things are rare/ex so gil sellers can't monopolize them. But seriously, Sea is only worth getting for the rare/ex rings, the Bahamut fight, and Limbus.

[Rilu]

Actually, the only thing I ever posted was that we had defeated Tiamat - after our first time as wabo only. My ls asked me to take it down and have it posted only on our Wabo website - www.wabo-ls.com (how about that plug huh?)

I don't remember ever badmouthing any linkshell at all, and I have no issues against any linkshell for that matter - against certain people, sure, but not a linkshell, there are good and bad players in all linkshells. Armada was a collection of a TON of different linkshells, but I don't think I ever knocked that shell either, as far as I can remember. I don't know why Shippou just won't let the horse die on this one, who really cares. its over and done, it was like 8 months ago or something ffs. This is just a frickin game, have fun playing it or don't play it, thats my opinion. Hell ,the only reason I log on anymore is to help out some friends with quests or missions they have etc, I don't even merit much anymore at all. Last night we did Divine Might for some newer LS members as well as a bunch of random people, so I logged on for that, that fight is fun. I mean, have fun playing this game, or don't play. I get sick of all the stupid drama that shows up in this game, not just HNM drama, but supid so and so did whatever to whom, and so and so loves this mithra, but you're hitting on my mithra drama, and i've been camping this NM for x number of hours and now another person comes in and claims over me, he must H4x, I can't believe you're talking to so and so after we SAIBA'd last night <3 *hugglezzz*, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY. just have fun man. Laugh when you die, laugh when you take like 3500 damage from everyones grudge from the tonberry Pontifex, or get one shotted for like 1300 dmg from a final sting from a temple bee - I mean,whats the use of playing a damn game if you can't have fun.

Oh, also to the rest of the Unicorn server - stop raising the prices on Crystals please, Rilu's trying to craft. Thanks.

[Khalea]

Rilu :
Oh, also to the rest of the Unicorn server - stop raising the prices on Crystals please, Rilu's trying to craft. Thanks.

You should make a mule and level all of its melee jobs to 12ish around the starter towns; it's actually a really good source of crystals.

Further, since it's a mule, you can simply delete and repeat once his "easy" jobs get too high for crystals to drop.

MNK in particular works really well, especially since you can probably afford au laits to stock it with to reduce/eliminate downtime.

[Rilu]

Yea, but then you run into the whole dilemma of race/gender of mule, its SOOOO hard to pick sometimes!!! I mean, do I want to be a grizzley bear for a day? or a midget, or a mutated cat or what. I do have a couple mules I do farm xstals with, but still, I could go farm clusters too, just takes too long. Just lower the price of xstals, thanks.

[Rilu]

what I posted and took down like 5 min after had nothing to do about linkshells, it was just an announcement that we had defeated tiamat - and my LS wanted it to be only on our LS site, thats it. If there was drama posted, it wasn't me, it was done by some anonymous poster, thats all i'm saying. Let the horse die man, take it off the dialysis machine already.

[Cleveland]

Rilu :
what I posted and took down like 5 min after had nothing to do about linkshells, it was just an announcement that we had defeated tiamat - and my LS wanted it to be only on our LS site, thats it. If there was drama posted, it wasn't me, it was done by some anonymous poster, thats all i'm saying. Let the horse die man, take it off the dialysis machine already.

I represent the family of the horse. You have no way of knowing that the horse would want to die. It is our standpoint that the horse would not like to have its feeding tube removed, and the family feels, with backing from medical professionals, that the horse could make a full recovery. Also, you have failed to show any proof that you have power of attorney over the horse. Furthermore, eveidence will show that you are the only person who will benefit should the horse die.


Therefore...I have filed a motion with the Supreme Court blocking removal of said feeding tube, on the grounds that it is not the will of the horse, nor is it in the horse's best interest.