[mrkrabs]

So...seeing as FFXI is addicting, causing you to sit in your computer chair or laying on your couch while playing it for hours on end, chances are you are losing valuable excercise time where you could be out walking, running, playing sports, etc instead of sitting on your ass and eating cookies/chips/pizza and go through soda by the case. This in turn will cause your body to store all that excess energy making you FAT.

So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.

1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?

2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?

3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?

4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?

5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?

6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?

7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?

8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?

Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.

1. Do you think they are ugly?

2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?

3. Do you find them attractive?

4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?

5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?

6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)

blah blah blah

Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?

Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.

Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.



I for one, am fat. Fat people are AWESOME. Btw all the questions i asked im only guilty of like....2. Just wanted to see how others feel about fat people. The main point of this post was to give me something to due while i wait to get my ffxi account re-payed for.

PS: 60% of this entire post probably doesnt make any sense whatsoever.

[Bakuu]

I'll probably get flamed for answering these questions, but since I've NEVER been flamed once I guess it wont hurt to get it. I'll be brave and answer honestly.

1. - sometimes

2. - quite alot

3. - No I have a gf

4. - LMAO!!! no I don't, anyone that does, that's just a little sad

5. - Nope, 6' 1" and only 175 ^^

6. - most of the times yes, (but I eat ALL THE TIME, and it's ok cuz I excercise)

7. - Lol no

8. - I have never been insulted cuz I'm not overweight and I can't wear a bra cuz I dont have boobs cuz I'm a dude

2nd part!!!! =o

1. - kind of

2. - no, your physical stature does not determine how good of a person you are

3. - depends

4. - again depends

5. - No cuz I used to be about 80 lbs. overweight and I have very close friends that are overweight and I love them to death!

6. - No cuz they are all depressed and depression usually causes you to NOT be hungry, so they dont eat

I have nothing against anyone who is overweight cuz I used to be as well. I've heard of liking chocolate but dipping a mily way in pudding is crazy, I bet it tastes great though lol. This post doesn't really make a whole lot of sense but it was fun ^^

[Falconblade]

So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.

1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Ohyus
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Ohno
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
Porn isnt situational. Its a universal activity. No matter your status, you watch it.
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
No...
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
Nope
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
Theres a Food Network Channel?

7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
Nope
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
N/A

Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
Oh, ohtay
1. Do you think they are ugly?
Ohyus
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
Ohyus

3. Do you find them attractive?
Ohno

4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
She's mightah mightah, lettin in allll hang out.
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
Nah.
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
You can't be emo and fat, Because fat people get joy from eating, and emo can't find any joy. You need to eat to get fat, thus giving joy, thus Emo cannot be fat.

blah blah blah
Orly?

Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?

Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.

Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
Onry Fat Comidians pwn. Rest suck.

[YugleesPalace ZOMG]

[quote]mrkrabs :
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?[/quote]

Norly, I usually play 1-2 weeks every 2 or 3 months
[quote]
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?[/quote]

Ya
[quote]
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?[/quote]


Never I'm not Hadyn so my penis isn't laughed at
[quote]
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?[/quote]

I don't eat candy
[quote]
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?[/quote]

Nope

[quote]6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?[/quote]

ROFL no

[quote]7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
[/quote]

Nope
[quote]
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?[/quote]

They are usually fatter than me so I say STFU TUBBY

[quote]
1. Do you think they are ugly?[/quote]

Yes

[quote]2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
[/quote]

I'm black therefore I have mad ups so I can jump out the way

[quote]3. Do you find them attractive?
[/quote]

rofl...
[quote]
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?[/quote]

No because you can't tell if it's their fat you are pokin

[quote]5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?[/quote]

Yes
[quote]
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)[/quote]

Orly? http://youtube.com/watch?v=8H0ub2GyC74&sea...eating%20crying
[quote]
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?

Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.[/quote]

Notice how most of them are going to go/have been to the hospital.
[quote]
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.[/quote]

Dave Chapelle ftw and he isn't fat

[quote]I for one, am fat. Fat people are AWESOME. Btw all the questions i asked im only guilty of like....2. Just wanted to see how others feel about fat people. The main point of this post was to give me something to due while i wait to get my ffxi account re-payed for.

PS: 60% of this entire post probably doesnt make any sense whatsoever.
[/quote]

Sounds liek you got picked on at school and you're trying to redeem yourself

[Tonka]

Fat people are not attractive to me. Sure they can be beautiful people...but I guess you could say I'm too shallow to ever go out with a hefty person (plus the wife would get angry). It can only help your relationship if you're with someone you find attractive. ...I wouldn't have sex with a fat woman. I have fat friends who I love...but date them? Hecks no.

As for FFXI and fat folk...I play 4-5 hours per WEEK on average. And only reason I'm a "No-Lifer" here is because I post my entire working day. I'm not even remotely chubby. XD Not that that makes me better...just that FFXI hasn't made me fat.

I do feel bad for fat people who have some sort of disease or physical ailment where they can't control their weight. But to you lazy people out there feeling sorry for yourself because you're fat and ugly and drowning your sorrows in Moose Tracks and hot fudge on your bum all day...you make me sick.

...OKAY BYE!

[YugleesPalace ZOMG]

I do feel bad for fat people who have some sort of disease or physically ailment where they can't control their weight. But to you lazy people out there feeling sorry for yourself because you're fat and ugly and drowning your sorrows in Moose Tracks and hot fudge on your bum all day...you make me sick.

Q F T

1 Week of Anarexia I went from 250 to 116 pounts FTW!!!

Call within the next ten minutes and you will recieve a free Bulimic bucket absolutly free!!!

[Bakuu]

1 Week of Anarexia I went from 250 to 116 pounts FTW!!!
[/quote]


DAMN!!!! that cant be good for your body, but hey whatever works for ya ^^

[shotaro-kaneda]

mrkrabs :
So...seeing as FFXI is addicting, causing you to sit in your computer chair or laying on your couch while playing it for hours on end, chances are you are losing valuable excercise time where you could be out walking, running, playing sports, etc instead of sitting on your ass and eating cookies/chips/pizza and go through soda by the case. This in turn will cause your body to store all that excess energy making you FAT.

So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.

1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
yes

2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
yes

3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
no

4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
I'm not quite sure what a Milky Way is...but I don't like chocolate pudding so I'll say...no

5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
110 lbs, 5'10''

6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
no

7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
no

8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
I'm underweight :con

Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.

1. Do you think they are ugly?
yes

2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
yes

3. Do you find them attractive?
no

4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
NO

5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
no

6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
I have seen them... :scream

blah blah blah

Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?

Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.

Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.



I for one, am fat. Fat people are AWESOME. Btw all the questions i asked im only guilty of like....2. Just wanted to see how others feel about fat people. The main point of this post was to give me something to due while i wait to get my ffxi account re-payed for.

PS: 60% of this entire post probably doesnt make any sense whatsoever.

[mrkrabs]

Sounds liek you got picked on at school and you're trying to redeem yourself

I was hoping people wouldnt take it that way, if someone is seriously trying to insult me about my weight, i laugh at them because that is all they can come up with, and tell them to fuck off.

btw that video of that guy crying while hes eatin that stuff...is he serious?

[(Dragel)]

mrkrabs :
So...seeing as FFXI is addicting, causing you to sit in your computer chair or laying on your couch while playing it for hours on end, chances are you are losing valuable excercise time where you could be out walking, running, playing sports, etc instead of sitting on your ass and eating cookies/chips/pizza and go through soda by the case. This in turn will cause your body to store all that excess energy making you FAT.

So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.

1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Occaisonally
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Rarely
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
This question is irrelevent, but yeah, everyone watches pron, doesnt matter about social life.
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
Who the fuck would do that?
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
No
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
lol no
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
no
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
no
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.

1. Do you think they are ugly?
only the ugly ones
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
no
3. Do you find them attractive?
as long as they dont have rolls, big boobs ftw
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
same as # 3, she has to have big boobs which would be like the reaosn for her overweightness
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
not at all
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
idk
blah blah blah

Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?

Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.

Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
Fat comedians ftw


I for one, am fat. Fat people are AWESOME. Btw all the questions i asked im only guilty of like....2. Just wanted to see how others feel about fat people. The main point of this post was to give me something to due while i wait to get my ffxi account re-payed for.

PS: 60% of this entire post probably doesnt make any sense whatsoever.

[Tonka]

Shippou :

shotaro-kaneda :

5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
110 lbs, 5'10''


8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
I'm underweight :con

Damn, wth? Thought I was too thin at 5'10" 145.

5'8" 142 fer me...I need to work out. ;_;

[YugleesPalace ZOMG]

mrkrabs :

Sounds liek you got picked on at school and you're trying to redeem yourself

I was hoping people wouldnt take it that way, if someone is seriously trying to insult me about my weight, i laugh at them because that is all they can come up with, and tell them to fuck off.

btw that video of that guy crying while hes eatin that stuff...is he serious?

Yes there are lots of videos just go to youtube.com and type crying eatting you will find lots of emos to laugh at

[mrkrabs]

I dont know if you would really call that guy emo...

But anyways im like 5'6 ish 220lbs ish. w

[Tonka]

I'm small boned. ;_;

[mrkrabs]

Im fat boned! w00t

[shotaro-kaneda]

Shippou :

shotaro-kaneda :

5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
110 lbs, 5'10''


8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
I'm underweight :con

Damn, wth? Thought I was too thin at 5'10" 145.

I don't know why I'm so thin because I eat plenty and am healthy. I just...am :con