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Darkkun :
Theres people that don't watch porn?
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#82
Posted 10 April 2006 - 03:09 PM
Darkkun :
Theres people that don't watch porn?
My computer houses a Terabyte of p0rn ><
#83
Posted 10 April 2006 - 03:58 PM
Blisterychaos :
My computer houses a Terabyte of p0rn ><
Darkkun :
Theres people that don't watch porn?
My computer houses a Terabyte of p0rn ><
That's... yeah... um...
#84
Posted 10 April 2006 - 04:02 PM
So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Some times
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
ya
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
hell ya
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
no....
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
6'1 220 34" waist
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
nah
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
sometimes... i lose my shoes in some weird ass places
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
never had that problem
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
1. Do you think they are ugly?
not all but most
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
no
3. Do you find them attractive?
no
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
slap the thighs and ride the wave in!!!!
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
no
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
dunno what emo really is :/
blah blah blah
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?
Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.
Farley was badass
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Some times
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
ya
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
hell ya
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
no....
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
6'1 220 34" waist
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
nah
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
sometimes... i lose my shoes in some weird ass places
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
never had that problem
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
1. Do you think they are ugly?
not all but most
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
no
3. Do you find them attractive?
no
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
slap the thighs and ride the wave in!!!!
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
no
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
dunno what emo really is :/
blah blah blah
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?
Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.
Farley was badass
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
#85
Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:31 PM
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1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Sometimes
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2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Sometimes, though I don't have work and I only have a class a few days out of the week...
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3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
I watch it so masturbation is more fun ;p but that's been getting boring so I forget to do it sometimes.
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4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
I don't eat much candy >.>; and no.
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5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
Nope.
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6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
I'm not fat and don't watch that.
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7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
Nope.
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8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
Never been insulted over my body or looks, ever. I did a lot of wrestling/football/track in junior/high school and years of body building so >.> love handles are my only flaws after playing in that sense.
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1. Do you think they are ugly?
Usually, but some girls actually look better with a little weight...I'm not talking like bigger than me, but I don't want to see a would be barby all the time. Flaws can be sexy in the right places ;x
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2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
You really like to bring yourself down ?.? I used to wrestle heavy weights while 140-150, I tend to think I'm better than every random person I just see too. I don't give people any credit til I know them at least a little.
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3. Do you find them attractive?
Depends entirely on how over-weight they are for me, almost always no.
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4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
Same as 3.
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5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
Never had any problems like that.
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6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
The razor can't cut deep enough ?.?
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blah blah blah
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?
Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?
Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
Bruce willis > them. I want my good action movies ; ; Die Hard IV?
#86
Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:11 PM
mrkrabs :
So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Sometimes on the weekend.
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Yes
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
Meh, Don't watch it often.
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
O.o Who the hell does that?
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
6'0" 170~
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
I Can't watch the Food network, It just makes me hungry and bored.
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
no
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
I am not ze fat.
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
1. Do you think they are ugly?
Meh, Depends.
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
notrly.
3. Do you find them attractive?
Notrly.
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
Notrly.
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
Yeah, I did. Except not.
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
Because they are too busy eatting to get outside o.o?
Just a random note: CHEESEY KUNG FU MOVIES 4TW!.
So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Sometimes on the weekend.
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Yes
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
Meh, Don't watch it often.
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
O.o Who the hell does that?
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
6'0" 170~
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
I Can't watch the Food network, It just makes me hungry and bored.
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
no
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
I am not ze fat.
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
1. Do you think they are ugly?
Meh, Depends.
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
notrly.
3. Do you find them attractive?
Notrly.
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
Notrly.
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
Yeah, I did. Except not.
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
Because they are too busy eatting to get outside o.o?
Just a random note: CHEESEY KUNG FU MOVIES 4TW!.
Edited for Grammer and random mistypes.
#87
Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:32 PM
Kibz... you really love to abuse that quote button lol
#88
Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:05 PM
Theophany :
It has everything to do with how your weight is proportioned. I know some guy on my lacrosse team are like 6', 220 lbs and they can run almost as fast as me; they're just well-built and can lift a hell of a lot more than I can.
Though, if you giggle when you run (think Jello), you're fat. If you can't even run one mile (ie under 7 minutes) without being out of breath, you're fat. Get out and get some exercise.
It has everything to do with how your weight is proportioned. I know some guy on my lacrosse team are like 6', 220 lbs and they can run almost as fast as me; they're just well-built and can lift a hell of a lot more than I can.
Though, if you giggle when you run (think Jello), you're fat. If you can't even run one mile (ie under 7 minutes) without being out of breath, you're fat. Get out and get some exercise.
7 minutes? I can barely do 8, and that's with an ending heartrate of about 170ish. /cry
#89
Posted 11 April 2006 - 12:49 AM
Hitsugaia :
7 minutes? I can barely do 8, and that's with an ending heartrate of about 170ish. /cry
Theophany :
It has everything to do with how your weight is proportioned. I know some guy on my lacrosse team are like 6', 220 lbs and they can run almost as fast as me; they're just well-built and can lift a hell of a lot more than I can.
Though, if you giggle when you run (think Jello), you're fat. If you can't even run one mile (ie under 7 minutes) without being out of breath, you're fat. Get out and get some exercise.
It has everything to do with how your weight is proportioned. I know some guy on my lacrosse team are like 6', 220 lbs and they can run almost as fast as me; they're just well-built and can lift a hell of a lot more than I can.
Though, if you giggle when you run (think Jello), you're fat. If you can't even run one mile (ie under 7 minutes) without being out of breath, you're fat. Get out and get some exercise.
7 minutes? I can barely do 8, and that's with an ending heartrate of about 170ish. /cry
I do two miles in about 13 minutes, and I'm barely out of breath at the end.
Then again, I play lacrosse and run two miles or bike ten miles a day. :/
#90
Posted 11 April 2006 - 03:26 AM
mrkrabs :
So...seeing as FFXI is addicting, causing you to sit in your computer chair or laying on your couch while playing it for hours on end, chances are you are losing valuable excercise time where you could be out walking, running, playing sports, etc instead of sitting on your ass and eating cookies/chips/pizza and go through soda by the case. This in turn will cause your body to store all that excess energy making you FAT.
So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Anywhere from 10 mins to 10 hours.
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Yup, and it's not to smoke weed like all the other little dickheads.
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
I have a social life AND watch porn. Pwnt.
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
What the hell is a Milky Way?
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
6'2" 169 lbs.
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
There's a Food Network?
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
Nope, not while trying to find my undergarments either. Real men go commando.
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
Anybody can wear a bra, doesn't mean it'll do anything. Fail.
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
1. Do you think they are ugly?
Not all of them.
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
Not really. The leg squish is also easily solved by running, that is a fat person's weakness.
3. Do you find them attractive?
Only Queen Latifah, and only because she is so snazzy.
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
Refer to question 3, part B.
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
I've picked on A fat kid, but it was because he was an asshole. The fat part was an added bonus.
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
Emo kids are fat on the inside. And not like their arteries and stuff, more like their being.
blah blah blah
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?
Ever notice how a lot of famous people weren't fat?
Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
Chuck Norris (had to) > Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis
I for one, am fat. Fat people are AWESOME. Btw all the questions i asked im only guilty of like....2. Just wanted to see how others feel about fat people. The main point of this post was to give me something to due while i wait to get my ffxi account re-payed for.
PS: 60% of this entire post probably doesnt make any sense whatsoever.
So...seeing as FFXI is addicting, causing you to sit in your computer chair or laying on your couch while playing it for hours on end, chances are you are losing valuable excercise time where you could be out walking, running, playing sports, etc instead of sitting on your ass and eating cookies/chips/pizza and go through soda by the case. This in turn will cause your body to store all that excess energy making you FAT.
So, i came up with a little test to see just how fat you are.
1. Do you play FFXI more than 5 hours a day?
Anywhere from 10 mins to 10 hours.
2. Do you leave your house at all after getting home from school/work?
Yup, and it's not to smoke weed like all the other little dickheads.
3. Do you often find yourself watching porn due to your lack of social life?
I have a social life AND watch porn. Pwnt.
4. Do you dip your Milky Way's in chocolate pudding?
What the hell is a Milky Way?
5. Are you over 200 lbs and are shorter than 5'5?
6'2" 169 lbs.
6. When you see other fat people, do you find yourself engaged in conversation with them over the Food Network Channel?
There's a Food Network?
7. Do you get a workout while trying to find your shoes?
Nope, not while trying to find my undergarments either. Real men go commando.
8. Last of all, when someone insults you about being overweight do you sit there and take it like the fat little piggy you are or do you go "Stfu man youre just jealous cuz i can wear a bra and you cant." ?
Anybody can wear a bra, doesn't mean it'll do anything. Fail.
Now that thats over, lets see how you feel about fat people in general.
1. Do you think they are ugly?
Not all of them.
2. Do you think you are better than them, even though they could easily squish the life out of you with one leg?
Not really. The leg squish is also easily solved by running, that is a fat person's weakness.
3. Do you find them attractive?
Only Queen Latifah, and only because she is so snazzy.
4. Would you ever have sexual intercourse with them?
Refer to question 3, part B.
5. Did/do you pick on fat people because it makes you feel better about yourself that your parents beat you?
I've picked on A fat kid, but it was because he was an asshole. The fat part was an added bonus.
6. Have you ever wondered why you never see emo fat kids? (a truely intriguing question)
Emo kids are fat on the inside. And not like their arteries and stuff, more like their being.
blah blah blah
Ever noticed how a lot of famous people were/are fat?
Ever notice how a lot of famous people weren't fat?
Peter Griffin, Chris Farley ;_;, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis, just to name a few.
Fat famous people totally pwn non-fat famous people.
Chuck Norris (had to) > Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, Fat Joe, Notorious BIG, Andy Milonakis
I for one, am fat. Fat people are AWESOME. Btw all the questions i asked im only guilty of like....2. Just wanted to see how others feel about fat people. The main point of this post was to give me something to due while i wait to get my ffxi account re-payed for.
PS: 60% of this entire post probably doesnt make any sense whatsoever.
And this guy in the pic got...
#91
Posted 11 April 2006 - 04:37 AM
Evilduck :
Just a random note: CHEESEY KUNG FU MOVIES 4TW!.
Just a random note: CHEESEY KUNG FU MOVIES 4TW!.
That is not a cheesey kung fu movie!
This is
"The plot is pretty basic, evil boss dude chops the arms off one guy (producing almost no blood and no real ill effects) and kicks him out; he melts another guys’ legs with acid and kicks him out. They meet up and because acid leg dude gave the order to chop the arms off armless dude they end up in a bit of a scuffle! For some reason there is an old master squeezed into a basket in the cave where they have this scuffle and he breaks it up and… you guessed it decides to train the 2 of them. Now we learn about the Jade Horses; which is a set of small Jade statues that hold some martial arts secrets and funnily enough evil boss has them! So it’s steel the horses then evil boss will seek them out thusly all leading up to a big revenge finale. I forgot to mention that for some reason evil boss fellow has a hunched back made of metal, he uses this in some kind of special metal back related kung fu style!"
#92
Posted 11 April 2006 - 06:20 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9064429722776424945
We have a milky way pudding dunker here.
We have a milky way pudding dunker here.
#93
Posted 13 April 2006 - 02:44 AM
(Blisterychaos)
Oh, I almost forgot, OP you're a fucking moron. That is all.
Im a fucking moron? Fuck you for thinking that this was a serious thread IN THE FLAME WARS FORUM.
#94
Posted 13 April 2006 - 03:43 AM
blisterychaos...
wrath upon your crotch!
wrath upon your crotch!
#95
Posted 13 April 2006 - 05:16 PM
Abattoir Siren :
blisterychaos...
wrath upon your crotch!
blisterychaos...
wrath upon your crotch!
Hmmm....i wouldnt go that far, but sure!
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