WARNING THIS TOPIC IS A JOKE BUT IS OFFENSIVE IF YOU ARE VERY RELIGOUS
i mean no offense to anyone
If jesus joined a union he would strll be alive.
Here is the logic i used
Jesus was immortal to natural death>
The only way he could die was if he was killed>
he was killed on a cross made of wood>
a wooden cross due to the serious lack of talent at the time was made by a carpenter>
jesus was a carpenter>
if jesus had joined the carpeting union, the guy who made the cross would refuse to make it, becsue he would be afraid of what the union would do if they found out one of his products killed a fellow member>
Therefire the only thing jesue had to do to stay alive ( if thats what he wanted) was too join the union of caprenters.
Thus easter fails as a holiday, then agian i am jewish what do i know>
i belive a man and his brother spoke to a burning bush.
Thank you and please take no offense at this topic.
If jesus joined a union
#2
Posted 15 April 2006 - 07:25 PM
Who the hell are these people popping into FW?
Shut the fuck up, okay?
Shut the fuck up, okay?
#5
Posted 15 April 2006 - 07:40 PM
He's the retard who was all
"Omg my frinde wurkz @ sE1 Nes jub is Nrcomencer n Geonarcer!"
Down in Blue Mage Forums.
"Omg my frinde wurkz @ sE1 Nes jub is Nrcomencer n Geonarcer!"
Down in Blue Mage Forums.
#7
Posted 15 April 2006 - 07:46 PM
Falconblade :
He's the retard who was all
"Omg my frinde wurkz @ sE1 Nes jub is Nrcomencer n Geonarcer!"
Down in Blue Mage Forums.
He's the retard who was all
"Omg my frinde wurkz @ sE1 Nes jub is Nrcomencer n Geonarcer!"
Down in Blue Mage Forums.
What a faggot.
#8
Posted 15 April 2006 - 07:52 PM
Ah! Found it.
(Icefalcon)
DAMN NO NO NO I am NOT FANTASIAN ^^
I AM ICEFALCON fantasion mispells hilarious- hilarpus
i mispell hilarious Hilariopus
therefore my mispell > my alter egos
Damn i sadi to much please dont ben me i won troll, I will just be a nice little emo boy
I AM ICEFALCON fantasion mispells hilarious- hilarpus
i mispell hilarious Hilariopus
therefore my mispell > my alter egos
Damn i sadi to much please dont ben me i won troll, I will just be a nice little emo boy
#9
Posted 15 April 2006 - 07:57 PM
I repeat.
What a faggot. What are you, 11, and in the closet?
What a faggot. What are you, 11, and in the closet?
#13
Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:14 PM
Wow I didnt know spouting copious amounts of bullshit was a bannabe offence.
I better watch myself...
I better watch myself...
#14
Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:17 PM
I am really appaled at how this site treats me.
Although, i do have horrid spelling
My heart grows in the right place and i WOnder is there not
A place for me?
Truely it is sad to know that you all think i take this site seriously
Ruining people day is not what i have in mind, but people o verreacting gets me lauging
Obviously i love this game, but you are all opsessed about it.
Obviously also you take this game and other stuff to seriously
Look i might not be able to spell horozontally but am i not still a human
Although, i do have horrid spelling
My heart grows in the right place and i WOnder is there not
A place for me?
Truely it is sad to know that you all think i take this site seriously
Ruining people day is not what i have in mind, but people o verreacting gets me lauging
Obviously i love this game, but you are all opsessed about it.
Obviously also you take this game and other stuff to seriously
Look i might not be able to spell horozontally but am i not still a human
#15
Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:20 PM
Icefaclon :
WARNING THIS TOPIC IS A JOKE BUT IS OFFENSIVE IF YOU ARE VERY RELIGOUS
i mean no offense to anyone
If jesus joined a union he would strll be alive.
Here is the logic i used
Jesus was immortal to natural death>
The only way he could die was if he was killed>
he was killed on a cross made of wood>
a wooden cross due to the serious lack of talent at the time was made by a carpenter>
jesus was a carpenter>
if jesus had joined the carpeting union, the guy who made the cross would refuse to make it, becsue he would be afraid of what the union would do if they found out one of his products killed a fellow member>
Therefire the only thing jesue had to do to stay alive ( if thats what he wanted) was too join the union of caprenters.
Thus easter fails as a holiday, then agian i am jewish what do i know>
i belive a man and his brother spoke to a burning bush.
Thank you and please take no offense at this topic.
WARNING THIS TOPIC IS A JOKE BUT IS OFFENSIVE IF YOU ARE VERY RELIGOUS
i mean no offense to anyone
If jesus joined a union he would strll be alive.
Here is the logic i used
Jesus was immortal to natural death>
The only way he could die was if he was killed>
he was killed on a cross made of wood>
a wooden cross due to the serious lack of talent at the time was made by a carpenter>
jesus was a carpenter>
if jesus had joined the carpeting union, the guy who made the cross would refuse to make it, becsue he would be afraid of what the union would do if they found out one of his products killed a fellow member>
Therefire the only thing jesue had to do to stay alive ( if thats what he wanted) was too join the union of caprenters.
Thus easter fails as a holiday, then agian i am jewish what do i know>
i belive a man and his brother spoke to a burning bush.
Thank you and please take no offense at this topic.
You aren't Jewish, Jew's tend to be well educated, and you lack the competence.
But note: Jesus wanted to be killed for other's sins. Think about it,HE IS THE SON OF GOD. If he wanted to fight them he could have had an Army of Angels at his side. Also, THEY HAD NO UNIONS back then. Unions didn't come for a few thousand years later..
#17
Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:24 PM
Icefaclon :
I am really appaled at how this site treats me.
Although, i do have horrid spelling
My heart grows in the right place and i WOnder is there not
A place for me?
Truely it is sad to know that you all think i take this site seriously
Ruining people day is not what i have in mind, but people o verreacting gets me lauging
Obviously i love this game, but you are all opsessed about it.
Obviously also you take this game and other stuff to seriously
Look i might not be able to spell horozontally but am i not still a human
I am really appaled at how this site treats me.
Although, i do have horrid spelling
My heart grows in the right place and i WOnder is there not
A place for me?
Truely it is sad to know that you all think i take this site seriously
Ruining people day is not what i have in mind, but people o verreacting gets me lauging
Obviously i love this game, but you are all opsessed about it.
Obviously also you take this game and other stuff to seriously
Look i might not be able to spell horozontally but am i not still a human
Act like a retard, ill fucking treat you like a retard.
And no, I'm not talking about you're spelling. Im talking about 9/10 of everything you speak is bullshit.
You havent posted a decent thing on this site once.
Not. Once.
Then, you have to create an alt account to try and redeem yourself, but all you do is the same old bullshit.
#20
Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:28 PM
Dude, Icefalcon, you make me fucking horny.
Send me some pics of you rubbing yourself. Man, that'd be so fucking sexy.
Send me some pics of you rubbing yourself. Man, that'd be so fucking sexy.
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