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Because you bitches asked for it

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myyyyyyyyyy name is subzero


anywho, I am in an hnmls called LastStrive. Our leader is omegakyle, onecrazy blackguy who likes bumsech.

So oneday kyle comes on ls saying he's running out of money irl. A number of offers pop up, he takes up Bluestone on his. Bluestone will pay for kyles account so that he doesnt have to quit, because without kyle....our ls pretty much fails (J00 GUYS R SU NEWB)

A couple days go by and all is well.

There are only(lol) 4 people who have kyles info. Me, Siefer, Kyle, and the recently added Bluestone.

The night before I exploded in ls because of stupid bitches and their loldrg/lolrng. I'm normally fine with it, but they are really nigs about it sometimes. Me and kyle get in a little vagina fight and I log.

I come home the next morning with about 38927098364 tells. and some happy ls spam.

Kyle's account PW was changed, and nobody knew what was going on. To no suprise, I was the main target.

I tell everybody it wasn't me. But like that did alot of good to those loldrg/lolrng bitches ><.

Anyway, about an hour or two goes on before Omegakyle's character is online. I was in limbus at the time, but apparently the character was running around naked.

Anything worth any value was taken, even the crystals. <-wtf@ this guy lolol

So this guys gets on the LS and "explains" whats going on.

According to him kyle and he had a deal that he would get a Jouyese and a Genbu's Shield in exchange for the paying of kyles account.

"The deal was not fufilled so I am taking this as collateral."- Bluestone

Well the LS is in a P A N I C. Everybody freaking out.

We tried to do our scheduled Byakko that day but got raped due to the lack of morale.

Well Kyle got Bluestone's phone# and called him, cussing him out and getting the character info so he could at least have that back.

About a min later it hit me "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE"

I shout in ls to google and whitepage that ph# as extensively as they can. Me, Siefer, and Dravont got the most matches, and cross referenced our sources.

We pinpointed him in Dallas, TX. And to our luck, Dravont lives about 2 hours away.

Dravont is a pretty beefy guy, and grabbing a friend, set out for the 2 hour drive to Dallas.

I was periodically txt'ing him finding out where he was etc...

Well they eventually roll up to Bluestone's house, with the intention of raping himin the ass and beating the shit out of him. But to all our shock they dealt with it in a civilized manner, talked calmly, Dravont even gave Blue 15$ back for the account.

Dravont and his companion sat behind Bluestone as the tedious task of sending every wrongfully owned item from mules and a main to people in the ls began.

Most of the stuff had sold, and he undercut alot of it. But all of the big items and God pops/Seals were returned.



I just thought this was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. A group of people from around the world looking for one guy, finding him, and executing....it felt like the FBI or something >_>



discuss



note: yes, I hate paragraphs

EDITED FOR CLARIFICATION BECAUSE THAT NIGGER BLUESTONE FAILS
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It needs more cowbell.



EDIT: Hats off to the peep that went down to snuff out the dood. Kyle is a cool guy so it kinda sucks that that happend yo. At least you guys got the culprit. Gj
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Awesome! biggrin.gif
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He paid the $15 so the stuff belongs to Blue anyway?
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Only for a month, technically.
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subzero plm :
A couple days go by and all is well.


Wait.. so only a couple of days went by before Bluestone freaked out and took everything? tongue.gif

So, once again... all this over $15 and some guy pretending to be doing someone a nice favor. You guys are silly. So silly!
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great someone get me Blaze's address in florida.... cause the jack@ss owes me 10mil gil....



(story in full --- blaze wants a kraken club, jagua lends him 40million gil to buy said kraken.

jagua quits game, and tells blaze to distribute his money owed to jagua to certian people... me being one of them that is supposed to get 10mil. but.... gil prices skyrocket and blaze gets the crazy idea that he is going to sell the kraken and RMT the gil... but i ask him if he is ever going to pay me back what jag told him to.... at this point he says yes.

but... blaze doesnt sell the kraken right away... he later trades it for xx amount of gil and a pair of Dusk gloves... so i ask him again... but he says no, and that its not 'my' money so he shouldnt pay me... so i dunno but now... all blaze does is RMT gil and leech... so ya man up and pay your debts)
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Wtf, it's like a freakin mafia.
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Evilblackdragon....wtf you are everywhere


are you stalking me >_>?
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Evilblackdragon :
Wtf, it's like a freakin mafia.


You make it sound like the mafia is a bad thing.
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subzero plm :
Anything worth any value was taken, even the crystals. <-wtf@ this guy lolol

According to him kyle and he had a deal that he would get a Jouyese and a Genbu's Shield in exchange for the paying of kyles account.
"The deal was not fufilled so I am taking this as collateral."- Bluestone

Well Kyle got Bluestone's phone# and called him, cussing him out and getting the character info so he could at least have that back.
About 5min later it hit me "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE"

Well they eventually roll up to Bluestone's house, with the intention of raping himin the ass and beating the shit out of him. But to all our shock they dealt with it in a civilized manner, talked calmly, Dravont even gave Blue 15$ back for the account.

I just thought this was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. A group of people from around the world looking for one guy, finding him, and executing....it felt like the FBI or something >_>


- acutally i left any crystals in his mh, i only took things valued at 10k+ i had limited space on my main adn 2 mules, why bother taking c--p? i admit though everything of value was taken, b/c i had origionaly intended on simply deleting the account and beign done with the whole mess, and if i hadn't gotten paid, it would've been

- about 5min? that's 5 min longer than it should've taken you since Keyra had the number and was giving it out. (don't lie to embelish the story it's tacky)

- yes, drav and his buddy came to my place and offered to buy back the account and all the items for the $15 i had spent. no it wasn't all hostile, if they had been i'd simply have told them to f off and closed the door. Raping me in the ass? what are you 12, they were both far less muscular than I there's no chance 2 skinny guys like that could've done anything, not to mention that adults simply charge people with assault and battery; no one fights their way through problems... welll not unless you some drunk hick.
for those who think it's a drastic overreaction for 15 bucks... give your cc and 15 to some random person and start paying for their stuff... i'm not about to give someone $1 let alone 15 and get nothing for it. (yes i'm a greedy self centered as---le, i've never pretended to be anything else, and i never lied about anything i've done in the game)

- you only did Byakko b/c i turned the seals and pop items over to siefer, i left they belonged to the ls and not kyle, oh and you didn't loose to moral you lost because you had no strong leadership without kyle and you popped him without waiting for all your people to get up there... you lost b/c you underestimated him not b/c you were sad

- you felt like the fbi eh? grow up, you weren't even invoved, i didn't get 1 tell from you, you didn't call, you did nothing... if anyone is repsonsible for kyle getting his account back, thank keyra, dravont, siefer, and maybe ihme the only ones who were willing to deal with this like adults.

why is this even an issue anyway? kyle lost his account b/c he was an arrogant moron... he got it back b/c he had friends willing to bail him out with cash, in the end he got all his stuff back, and this has all been over for like 2 weeks now? if you're that much in need of something to make you feel better, go beat off or go outside, there is life outside of garuda, trust me
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tom7444 :
subzero plm :
Anything worth any value was taken, even the crystals. <-wtf@ this guy lolol

According to him kyle and he had a deal that he would get a Jouyese and a Genbu's Shield in exchange for the paying of kyles account.
"The deal was not fufilled so I am taking this as collateral."- Bluestone

Well Kyle got Bluestone's phone# and called him, cussing him out and getting the character info so he could at least have that back.
About 5min later it hit me "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE"

Well they eventually roll up to Bluestone's house, with the intention of raping himin the ass and beating the shit out of him. But to all our shock they dealt with it in a civilized manner, talked calmly, Dravont even gave Blue 15$ back for the account.

I just thought this was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. A group of people from around the world looking for one guy, finding him, and executing....it felt like the FBI or something >_>


- acutally i left any crystals in his mh, i only took things valued at 10k+ i had limited space on my main adn 2 mules, why bother taking c--p? i admit though everything of value was taken, b/c i had origionaly intended on simply deleting the account and beign done with the whole mess, and if i hadn't gotten paid, it would've been

- about 5min? that's 5 min longer than it should've taken you since Keyra had the number and was giving it out. (don't lie to embelish the story it's tacky)

- yes, drav and his buddy came to my place and offered to buy back the account and all the items for the $15 i had spent. no it wasn't all hostile, if they had been i'd simply have told them to f off and closed the door. Raping me in the ass? what are you 12, they were both far less muscular than I there's no chance 2 skinny guys like that could've done anything, not to mention that adults simply charge people with assault and battery; no one fights their way through problems... welll not unless you some drunk hick.
for those who think it's a drastic overreaction for 15 bucks... give your cc and 15 to some random person and start paying for their stuff... i'm not about to give someone $1 let alone 15 and get nothing for it. (yes i'm a greedy self centered as---le, i've never pretended to be anything else, and i never lied about anything i've done in the game)

- you only did Byakko b/c i turned the seals and pop items over to siefer, i left they belonged to the ls and not kyle, oh and you didn't loose to moral you lost because you had no strong leadership without kyle and you popped him without waiting for all your people to get up there... you lost b/c you underestimated him not b/c you were sad

- you felt like the fbi eh? grow up, you weren't even invoved, i didn't get 1 tell from you, you didn't call, you did nothing... if anyone is repsonsible for kyle getting his account back, thank keyra, dravont, siefer, and maybe ihme the only ones who were willing to deal with this like adults.

why is this even an issue anyway? kyle lost his account b/c he was an arrogant moron... he got it back b/c he had friends willing to bail him out with cash, in the end he got all his stuff back, and this has all been over for like 2 weeks now? if you're that much in need of something to make you feel better, go beat off or go outside, there is life outside of garuda, trust me

Dear Bluestone,
You're an asshole, I hope you get ball cancer and die.

Subzero, this drama is good... but it could be better. I see good pontenial in thread for a raging drama buffet. I got the ball rolling with the testical cancer comment, but it'll up to you guys to help make this thread survive.

Back to Bluestone, you've seen my incredible offensive and idiotic comment. I'm expecting you to response with something just as bad, if not worse.

Other servers don't hestitate to jump in on this one. We need all the help we can get if we're goign to beat that minimaru thread. I'm so fucking tired of seeing it. Minimaru hardly even posts on the damn thing. Might as well be called " Tonka and Balmog spam back and forth for-fucking-ever and ever".
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tom7444 :


- you felt like the fbi eh? grow up, you weren't even invoved, i didn't get 1 tell from you, you didn't call, you did nothing... if anyone is repsonsible for kyle getting his account back, thank keyra, dravont, siefer, and maybe ihme the only ones who were willing to deal with this like adults.



please check yourself mr. chinballs

me and siefer were the two people in the ls cross referencing your nigger info and tracking your coniving ass

"oh noez, i didnt get teh joytoy and genbu shield in tew dayz D:!!!"

did you even bother to get a ToD or ASK for help?

or did you even want that shit in the first place?

you stupid ignorant cunt. dont you dare come in here trying to justify yourself as if your actions had some decency behind them.

calling kyle retarded helps your case in no way. why you bothered posting that i will never know.

tom7444 :

es, drav and his buddy came to my place and offered to buy back the account and all the items for the $15 i had spent. no it wasn't all hostile, if they had been i'd simply have told them to f off and closed the door. Raping me in the ass? what are you 12, they were both far less muscular than I there's no chance 2 skinny guys like that could've done anything,



VS.


their true size i dont know. but i do know that together, unless your are mother fucking bruce lee, would have whooped your ass, stolen your computer, taken it back to their place. had a friend crack your files, rape your character, steal your CC info, then burn your computer and put it out by pissing on it.

and what would you have done?

"mr powlecee oficar!~ these tew guys from a video game caem 2 meh houze, rap3d me, then sped away on their chokobos!" "GO GET THEM!!"

seriously dude. you were an asshat, a vagina neck, and a cuntface(as admitted) all in one. you got it turned right back around and shoved down your throat. and overall got owned

P3C3 NUKKA!
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So I made an account just for this bullshit.. Drama yayyyyy.. Anyways yeah everything was said already, but Blue after three days you expected to get 2 items that we had planned 4 days later? The day we were doing gods? Umm.. What the fuck? That doesn't even make sence, if you didn't trust him with the info 3 days later, why would you trust him with the info on the first day? Oh not to mention when you gave the account info back, your CC info was still on the account, for about a week later too, and you got charged another month, it wasn't till after that I put my info on there, so all in all you really didn't give a shit about the money, yeah, it was delt with like "adults" like you say, But - if it wasn't for Drav you'd still have all the shit because A - I offered to pay for it and you had taken the items before that, so would you have given them back if I had put my info on it that day? No because you're not an adult, you're a selfish child who makes little storys and bullshit about why they did things, If it wasn't for drav comming up to your face you'd still have that shit still, all of it.. Prolly cause he scared you shitless when he acctually showed up at your door, despite he called you and told you he was comming before then, oh also we had 2 byakko's, I didn't get Kyle's god set back from you till AFTER Drav got the shit from you, you had them the whole time, because I had 1 byakko already, you had the other, that was from Kyle's account, and I just lol at your leadership comment, yeah we wiped, @9% too, mistakes were made, mistakes that were never made before, alot of people didn't follow directions, it was dirrectly after the drama, and we had 20 people, but whatever it's done with the shit is back, and we've already moved passed that as an ls, but all in all what i'm trying to say, you really shouldn't call yourself an adult because you're far from it, for stealing a game account and everything on it because of 15 dollars, oh but yet the reason you paid for it to begin with was for the sword and sheild? and one of which we would of been doing THAT DAY if it wasn't for your ass, but no you're ignorant and sellfish, and bassically wanted his shit to begin with when you saw you had the chance.. don't even reply to this because im not ganna read it, I just lol @ everything you wrote in that post and lmao @ sub because he's fucking hillarious, and oh I vote for the top guy peace
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This is a reply. Siefer made me do it.
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so i just got out of the shower. and my monitor is pretty much on my floor because im lazy and thats how i roll bitches. so im squatting reading sief's [red]WALL O' TEXT[/red] and right as i get to about this point:


Siefer :
and bassically wanted his shit to begin with when you saw you had the chance.. don't even reply to this because im not ganna read it, I just lol @ everything you wrote in that post and lmao @ sub because he's fucking hillarious, and oh I vote for the top guy peace


i start to see what looks like a magnet spot on my monitor, so i flip out. fall backwards, hitting my rocking gamechair(which pwns btw), which in turns hits my bedside desk, which in turn knocks my lamp off, which in turn falls off the bedside desk, which in turn sets the felt on the gamechair(which pwns btw) onfire, which in turn forces me to run out of my room, with my schlong hanging out because my boxers fail and dont have a button, looking for something to put this felt fire out, which in turn causes my mother tramatic damage, which in turn ruined my night

i fucking hate you sief ;-;
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The N-word exists in this thread.
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their true size i dont know. but i do know that together, unless your are mother fucking bruce lee, would have whooped your ass, stolen your computer, taken it back to their place. had a friend crack your files, rape your character, steal your CC info, then burn your computer and put it out by pissing on it.

and what would you have done?

"mr powlecee oficar!~ these tew guys from a video game caem 2 meh houze, rap3d me, then sped away on their chokobos!" "GO GET THEM!!"


Um, if what you described had occured. He could of charged them with this...

1. Assault

2. Battery

3. Possible B&E(breaking and entering)

4. Robbery

5. Grand Theft(depending on the value of the PC)

6. Identity Theft(CC)

7. Arson(burning the PC)

8. Indecent Exposure(pissing on said PC)

Also, all 'friends' involved would be in the same boat as accomplices.

Plus, you have to wonder if they have prior records. A list of charges like that, with priors, wouldn't look too great to a courtroom.

Oh, and then later he could sue the both of them for punitive damages

Thanks Seifer ;p



As for Blue, I reccomend you have your CC number changed, and have your bank flag your accounts for possible identity theft. You can't be too careful.
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Um, if what you described had occured. He could of charged them with this...

1. Assault

2. Battery

3. Possible B&E(breaking and entering)

4. Robbery

5. Grand Theft(depending on the value of the PC)

6. Identity Theft(CC)

7. Arson(burning the PC)

8. Indecent Exposure(pissing on said PC)

Also, all 'friends' involved would be in the same boat as accomplices.

Plus, you have to wonder if they have prior records. A list of charges like that, with priors, wouldn't look too great to a courtroom.

Oh, and then later he could sue the both of them for damages and mental anguish.


As for Blue, I reccomend you have your CC number changed, and have your bank flag your accounts for possible identity theft. You can't be too careful around these 'adults'.



...lol You mean punitive damage, for the last one, annddd... Don't worry, I for one am an "adult" and didn't do shit when I had access to Blue's CC info, and I could of, but didn't.. And same with Kyle. It's just too bad we couldn't be insured of the same when it comes to giving ones' personal info. Anyways i'm going to bed!
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...lol You mean punitive damage, for the last one, annddd... Don't worry, I for one am an "adult" and didn't do shit when I had access to Blue's CC info, and I could of, but didn't.. And same with Kyle. It's just too bad we couldn't be insured of the same when it comes to giving ones' personal info. Anyways i'm going to bed!


Oh I know, I'm just trying to educate subzero a little bit.
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