[Cpt.Mortaru]

Peasants! It is I, Captain Mort Taru. Murray and I have decided that it was time to inform the lesser folks about just what is going on.

It's probably obvious that things have been taking too long. This had nearly nothing to do with me forgetting lines, editing scripts with green crayon, or eating our main method of transportation. Murray can vouch for my whereabouts, can't you Murray? See.

The useless Dragoon has been being useless, but not just that; lazy as well! I tried kicking him while he slept since that was time that could be spent editing videos...but he just yelled at Murray while I slipped away.

All that is changing! I have found the solution, savvy? I looked up motivation in the dictionary and realized what I was doing wrong, besides holding it upside down. I reminded him about how many thousands of people have been watching my videos and that he shouldn't leave them waiting too long!

Hm? Yes, Murray, I said my videos. I'm the star. Captain Mort Taru! ...Uh-oh.

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[TenPounds]

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[Cpt.Mortaru]

The Useless Dragoon hid the keyboard, but I found it in the wyvern litter box! It smells now, for some reason. Of not nice things.

It says here on this bit of paper thing that he is...30% done with episode six. That sounds lower than the 1290% I demanded be done by now. The red one has been moaning about it a lot but that hasn't worked and neither did hiding his armour in the toilet.

Murray thinks it is a good idea to motivate him to work faster. I watched a documentary about it called The Godfather and I think the way to do it is by breaking his kneecaps with a bat.

Peasants! Send all bats to my inbox so that I can make things speed up!

[Cruia]

Mort, you have one week to return my hard drive that I need for Meet the Corsair. Don't think I won't harm you if I don't get it back!!!

[Showmo]

Hahaha Mort is awesome XD

[IoriYagami]

Out of curiosity... is this series dead?

[Apollz]

Hi everyone! Long time no see!

I'm finally getting around to uploading the Ep6 fight scene. This is how the episode starts.
I finished it a few months back, but after a pc change and the final version getting lost, along with the raw footage being made unusable it left me with only the Beta version. And this demotivated me horribly.

But either way, here it is:


Now a note about the status of the videos:

I'm really so very sorry to everyone who supported us for as long as these videos have been going, but there won't be any new progress made and Episode 6 will not be completed. It's a large combination of different reasons that prevents us from continuing and I do say that with a heavy heart. I frequently feel nostalgic about these videos, however I know we're past the point we can continue.

It's certainly been fun creating these things and seeing how they were so well received. Thank you so much for all the kind comments and ingame /tells, even if Mort did get 90% of them where he did about 10% of the work~
We'll all be giving FFXIV a try, though there will be no videos like these, created by this team. But we do very much hope to see you all there!

Again, I really can't say thank you enough to everyone who watched these silly little videos. You've made us very happy about the work we've done and we're ecstatic that we've made so many people laugh and enjoy the series. I'm just sorry we couldn't finish it all.

We wish you all the very best in the future, and we'll see you in XIV!

[Lightning_Flik]

I hope you all enjoy the final video. I know it isn't a proper ending, but still. Someone asked me to post the remaining scripts and I figure other people who have stuck with the series might also want some closure with where it was going. I've posted the scripts on my own forum here;

http://z13.invisionf...p?showtopic=109

Also included the original pilot script that eventually became EP1, a collection of fanfest ideas I had for the fanfest that ended up not having a damn video contest, some random pass the time thing and a scrapped How To: Wings of the Goddess.

[Cruia]

Lightning_Flik, on 03 February 2010 - 05:19 PM, said:

I hope you all enjoy the final video. I know it isn't a proper ending, but still. Someone asked me to post the remaining scripts and I figure other people who have stuck with the series might also want some closure with where it was going. I've posted the scripts on my own forum here;

http://z13.invisionf...p?showtopic=109

Also included the original pilot script that eventually became EP1, a collection of fanfest ideas I had for the fanfest that ended up not having a damn video contest, some random pass the time thing and a scrapped How To: Wings of the Goddess.

That fight scene is just what I needed to jump start my desire to make another video. Thank you.