Alas, Nimbus speaks
Ladies and gental man, I'm back living my lavish life where I leech from the government and fart through silk do to the generous contrabutions of the liberal media, haveing RANCHY sex with as many white woman I can find to grace your preasence on FW!(This is a sarcastic statement.... well, all but the ranchy sex part
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Now reading this, I first said to myself "Damn, dude, you really broke this bitch down. Mabie I should ease up, she seems like she's.... crying. That's not cool at all......."
Then, I rememberd this
"You niggers and your football references"
Now thre's several ways I wanted to post on this thread, but I'm just gonna free style for now and counter flame when necessary.
First, I'd like to adress the hypocracy of this thread.
You said that you didn't have to prove anything to me because I made an Emo rant about you, yet were here, you posting about a shytty car, broke down apartment and your shyt friends tring to appel to my sympathy as a final result of just not having ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
*plays worlds smallest violin*
I asked you to make a thread about me, and ya did. Though I applaud you finally manning up, you just gave me a wall of text explain your shytty life and how you don't have anything to prove to me still. A buncha paragraphs basicly saying "I don't have to answer to the like of you!"
Fail #1
You talk about tangable and intangable wealth. This is intresting. I feel the same way actually. Wealth is what you make of it. You can be quite content with 4 walls, a cup of noodle and a cat to keep ya company, while the person with the lambo, mansion, and yacht feels there's something missing from their life. We're on the same page as far as that goes.
And hell, we've ALL been broke. Remember the Katrina thread? If you'd of actually read my post insted of lolnigger'ing me, you'd know that I've struggled to eek out a normal life after that bullshyt. And as far as you assuming that I'm rich, I work in damn retail while putting myself through college. If your rich doing that, youz ballin' son. You struggle isn't unique, especally in our demographic.
However, I DO have a car, have my own home with a lovely wife-to-be. I'm in school studing toward SEVERAL majors and minoring in east asian studies (Wonder why I dare someone to call me a weeboo). I have friends and family that not only LOVE me, but also LIKE me. I have several social groups that I chill with and one day, will be a very rich man, and if not rich, VERY VERY wealthy.
Intangable wealth? I do this after suffering from a catastrophy that sacked my city, haters that wanted not only my money, but my health and my woman, and breaking the sterotype of the lazy nigger ON TOP of laughing at ignorant fucks that still resort to racism/sexism as a means to try to hurt me.
And there's ANOTHER wealth that I actually have. The THRILL OF COMPETETION! It's why I'm a gamer in the first place. In honorable competiton, it's not the win or lose, but the actuall competetion that's the thing. When I see someone posting bullshyt, lying about their expertice, or being a racist fucktard, it's time for the horsman to ride in a pwn them. That's where you come in.
You state an opinion, I disprove your opinion, and you call me a nigger. I state an opinion, you go STR8 to the nigger. Hell, in the lol, this is racist fourm, you called me out while I was on vacation. I'm not one to to back down from a challenge, so sure, I'm gonna dog ya, and make ya look like a jackass every time ( though, an internet argument is like the special olimpics.... bla bla bla)
Nothing you or I say in FW has any bearing in real life. I'm still the man about town that I'll always be, and your still gonna be the wannaweeboo fag that you'll always be. However, as far as intanagble wealth, among all the other things I'm proud for, pwning racist ignorant whores is something that brings me joy.
You think being a superbowl champion means a DAMN thing in france? Does winning an emmy mean a DAMN thing in afganastan? Is being a nobel peace prize winner mean a DAMN thing in the UFC? OF CORSE NOT, so why should me pwning you mean a damn thing anywhere else but here? Honestly, it doesn't, but it's one of those joys that we assign to something meaningless to our lives
And frankly, you giving me this much attention AFTER I told ya to, AFTER you flamed me for the thread I made for you is giving me as much of a stiffy as Janet Jackson naked.
This is rich and delisious
You try to hurt me with racism, and then go into this /emo rant to make up for the fact that your intelectually out matched, but a nigra who can't spell, in a fourm that means nothing to anyone outside of FW
Fail #2
So the sympathy tactic failes on me. Your using the "I'm vulnerable" Approch when your man enough to sling racist slurs at me. I bet you DON'T have your own apartment, your own car, and you got your account shut down cause your moms decided it's time for you to grow up and to stop leeching her table dancing monies. Just from the fact that you can even name the LS you were in when you went to sky PROVES that your full of shyt, and frankly this "I'm happy with my shytty ass life" jive your tring to pull MIGHT fool the lessers in this thread ("This needs to be a sticky" my black ass!) but not someone who can see through the nonsence.
You are the embodyment of fail, and this thread proves this.
Fail #3
And everyone knows that if you were to say all those slurs to one of those katrina victims IRL, you'd get damn stomped, and NO ONE will have sympathy for you. I'd have more respect for ya if ya did though, but your hiding behind your screen, just like Ashira did when she called me several differant kinds of nigger in one of my old LS's. One might of called a GM, one might of been angry or cried, but not I. Insted, I bring the subject away from race and point out that her ignorant views are the subject of poor parenting, lack of intelligence and lack of understanding of how the world works, the same way I'm doing with you.
She did the EXACT SAME THING your doing now. Confessing how her life sucks and that she doesn't have to answer to me because despite her ingnorance and fail, somehow she's still happy, and some how, better than me.
This isn't the first time I've made a racist wannaweeboowhoreslut cry, and your not a unique snow flake, and with my experience in dealing with people of simular views as yours, pwning you is EZ and fun
.... call it... a hobby, with the pwnage as intanagable wealth.
In a different fourm, I'd actually try to reason with you. Show you that their ARE exceptions to what MTV makes people out to be, but in FW, I assumed that you were a big girl and handle some flame in ya life, and frankly, as long as you post fail, I'll post win, and when you post epic fail, like grammicatal socialism or racism, I'mma battle back with MORE win.
Can't take the heat? You know the rest. (hell, FLAME is in the title of this fourm!)
Fail #4
And I'll stop at #4 for now, for this is the number of the horseman.
In conclusion, if you have an opinion, be prepaired to defend it. This is FW, not general discussion. If I don't bother you, STFU and live your happy life eating your roach infested raman driving your shytty car to your oh-so back breaking job that you aparently content to work at.
Cause just how my "So ya wanna be racist" thread gave ya joy-gasims, this /emo bullshyt is making me feel like a pretty pretty princess
Cliff notes for the Lazy
#1- Hypocracy of the wannaweeboo
#2- You ain't telling me something I ain't tried to teach yo mama
#3- Your bullshyt sympathy tactic has been used, and not only are you more than likely lying, but your HORRIBLE at it
#4- Can't take the the heat.... yadda yadda yadda
I'm pretty sure I can come up with more, but I believe it's your move. Just be sure to drink plenty vitaman C so dat asshole doesn't fester up from being misshapen.
4H O R S E M A N4L I F E!
P.S. Your right about 1 thing, me whoopin yo ass constantly DOES give me joy
Thank you Uri, and thank you Uri's mom, for making SUCH DELISIOUS FAIL.
PPS. I was told once that I was one of 4 people that actuall post CONTENT in FW. This is Uri's LONGEST post, and even this has no substance. She can be a horseman when she has something to say.
Me and phlow when AT IT in the katrina thread. Therad VS counter thread, flame Vs counter flame, and MUCH was said on topic. We were both nominated as horseman by CZ, along with one other (who I forget and I'm sorry), and I was the one who came up with the name.
And yes, I sign my post like sora's girl (who ever she is) cause I know it gets ya'll panties in a wad. Don't like it? Flame me some more
I'll eat that shyt up JUST LIKE I"m eating up this thread-0-fail.
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