[Uragirimono]

OK, so I was watching Galaxy Quest just now and I realized i'm not alone. At first I thought I was a panzy for letting Ravenholm make me so paranoid(played that stage earlier), and as far as I knew I was just hearing things. So I just ignored the sound in my kitchen and continued watching my show. About 10 minutes later I decide to get a snack... then, hell breaks loose.

I notice a black blur down by my feet and so I look down.

I let out a manly scream and fell back hitting my head on my table, alerting the guards and successfully blowing my cover, etc etc. My neighbor came over(what in the hell he's doing up this early is beyond me) and knocks on the door. After a moment or two I realize what just happened and left an after image trail out my door and nearly into a thorn bush. I glanced at my neighbor; who was only wearing boxers, and gave a really dumb smile as I said "Nothing. heh". He cocked an eyebrow and said "Heh".

After we spoke for a bit we bid each other good night and I went back inside. I glared into the kitchen to see the intruder staring up at me with those innocent eyes. "YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!" I yelled as I threw a loaf of bread at it. Unfortunately it darted under my oven just before the fatal loaf blow. I sighed.

After contemplating what to do while trying to finish my movie, I made a quick decision on a commercial break. The decision was to get a picture of this vile fiend and get my apartment landlord to do something. So, I made as loud a noise as I could to spook the varmint deep under my oven while I fetched my digital camera. A successful "WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA" was all I needed, apparently.

Anyhow, I got my D.C. and got my picture after camping the beasts spawn point for what felt like an eternity. Here is the screenshot:



He'd been raiding my cupboard it seems. The damn thing was heug. Almost as big as one of my floor tiles. I didn't even know I had a cupboard until I actually looked around for an entry point. My guess is he used a wall glitch behind the Oven or Fridge. Fucking hackers.

Anyway.

It annoys me that now i'm going to get aids from a disease ridden rat, as well as ebola and among other things a severe case of diarhea. This critter is going to eat an anti-rodent fogger tomorrow. .V.

As big as this super rodent was that'll just make him stronger for when my landlord sends the cheap labor to my apartment to catch the beast. That will prove entertaining. lol


EDIT: The bold part lets this qualify as FW material, right? I mean the cheap labor i'm referring to are the illegal immigrant mexicans who can't speak english and are becoming more indigenous to the south Texas area. Fla~me on!

[Poochoo]

As you can see, the little bastards like gamecubes, so now you know what you must do.

[Uragirimono]

Poochoo :
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d86/KouT...52359233581.gif
As you can see, the little bastards like gamecubes, so now you know what you must do.

Aww the baby was killed too? ; ;

Well, i'm most definately sure this one is alone. I can tell that from the headache i'm getting. Fucking plague-ridden rats.

[Bluthund]

can you say BBQ?

[Dimmauk]

Uragirimono :

Poochoo :

As you can see, the little bastards like gamecubes, so now you know what you must do.

Aww the baby was killed too? ; ;

Well, i'm most definately sure this one is alone. I can tell that from the headache i'm getting. Fucking plague-ridden rats.

The following was taken from here



"Enchiladas El Roof Rat"

6 corn tortillas 6 mice parboiled, stripped, boned, chopped, seasoned. 2-3 large red dried chilies soaked in water 5 min. l chopped green onion, cilantro for decorating. oil/onions. salt pepper to taste,
Make regular enchilada sauce by grinding the soaked chilies in the pot liquor, and straining well to separate the Chile skin from the Chile's red meat. Then, fry onions, throw sauce in for l minute. Set aside.

Heat tortillas on a greased skillet, drop into sauce until covered, pull out, then fill the sopping wet tortilla with about 2 -3 finely chopped or hand shredded roof rats, roll. Set rolls in a dish, line all six up. Pour remaining sauce on top. Decorate with any old cheese, l chopped green onion. Bake l5 min at 350

Entrecôte à la bordelaise
This recipe was popular with Europeans during the middle ages, and the same is true today. Who among us hasn't been enchanted by the enticing aroma of roof rats roasting on an open fire?
rats are skinned and eviscerated,
brushed with a thick sauce of olive oil and crushed shallots,
then grilled till tender and juicy.


Be sure to only select HEALTHY roof rats for your meals. Which rat YOU would rather eat?

How to Cure Rat Meat

This recipe was originally intended for wild game, such as venison or boar, but works surprisingly well with roof rat meat.

This is probably best with 9 -12 well aged rats. First you need a crock that is big enough to hold the rats you want to cure. First make the brine.

For three gallons of brine, add to your crock:

1 1/2 lb. Kosher Salt, 5 oz. Sugar, 2 Tbs. Peppercorns, 1 Tbs. Whole Cloves
6 Bay Leaves, 10 Tbs. Pickling Spices, 2 Onions, Sliced , 12 Cloves Garlic, crushed, 10 Small Hot Dry Red Chiles, and enough cold pure water to make three gallons.

Stir until sugar and salt are dissolved. Add rats, do not pack tightly, they need some room. A half ounce or so of Nitrate is protection against the possibility of Botulism. When the rats are in the crock, cover them with a plate, and put something on the plate heavy enough to ensure the rats will stay submerged in the brine. Tie a cloth over the top of the crock to keep out bugs. Store in a cool spot. Turn the rats every few days. A scum of white mold may form on top, but that is normal. The rats will be ready to cook in 2-3 weeks. What you don't use immediately freezes well.


Bumper sicker seen on roof rat gourmet vehicles.

Roof rats taste as good as they smell!



ROOF RAT PIE
Take 4 potatoes, boil, mash, season, add cream, line 8" pie shell with them.

Boil six medium sized Roof Rats.

If the rodents are the right size, you should have 2 cups of rat meat (depending if you've cleaned the carcasses well enough.) Season with salt, pepper, cayenne, add l cup blanched, chopped almonds, l cup cracker crumbs, l egg, (reserve l tsp for topping) making a burger. OPTIONAL: bell pepper, onions, cilantro, parsley, thyme, oregano, l can creamed corn.
Fill the pie. Cover with more potatoes. Use egg/cream to wipe down pie so it toasts brownish in oven. roof rats, roof rats, roof rats roof rats, roof rats, roof rats

Remember, a rabbit is just a big rodent. The taste of the flesh is identical. Ask any concentration camp visitor.

TIP: when cooking Roof Rats, pre-soaking up to 5 hours helps take away that pesky rodent flavor. AND the longer you cook it, with the other ingredients, the better.




Deep Fried Field Rat
4 mature rats or 8 small rats

10-15 garlic cloves, crushed

2 tbs. salt

1/2 tsp. pepper
Skin and gut the rats, removing the head and toes. Mix garlic, salt, and pepper into a paste, spread on the meat, then place in direct sunlight for 6 to 8 hours, until dry. Fry in deep vegetable oil for about 6-7 minutes, until crispy and yellow in color. Serve with sticky rice, sweet-sour sauce, fish sauce, or a hot chili paste, and raw vegetables.



No special tools or utensils are needed when preparing roof rat meat. Just be sure to wear your basic kitchen apron to keep your clothes from coming into contact with the highly corrosive roof rat blood. Below are two example of suitable kitchen aprons.


Traditional Roof Rat cooking garb offers some protection from rat blood borne pathogens.

Modern cooking garb offers better protection from tainted roof rat meat or blood.

[Nimbusyosh]

Poochoo :

As you can see, the little bastards like gamecubes, so now you know what you must do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



It's dangorous to go alone, take this!

4HORSEMAN4LIFE!

[Hadyn]

Awwww, it's a cute wittle mouse.

[Uragirimono]

Wait.

Rats are delicious? Anime seems to confirm the theory... so maybe after he suffocates from this rat poison i'll have a bite. >_>

[Hadyn]

Uragirimono :
Wait.

Rats are delicious? Anime seems to confirm the theory... so maybe after he suffocates from this rat poison i'll have a bite. >_>

Fail on account of that quite obviously being a ferret.

[Uragirimono]

Hadyn :

Uragirimono :
Wait.

Rats are delicious? Anime seems to confirm the theory... so maybe after he suffocates from this rat poison i'll have a bite. >_>

Fail on account of that quite obviously being a ferret.

No, he's a biker rat from mars.

[Hadyn]

FERRET.

[Uragirimono]

Hadyn :
FERRET.

PERVERTED BIKER RAT!

[Hadyn]

Definately a ferret.
Rats have long hairless tails.
And that ferret's body is way too long ot be a rat.

[Uragirimono]

Hadyn :
Definately a ferret.
Rats have long hairless tails.
And that ferret's body is way too long ot be a rat.

Fine. We'll meet at the middle and call him a Mongoose. Happy?

[Hadyn]

^-Mongoose.

^-Ferret.

^-Rat.

Hey Ura, do you play CS on the 4chan server?

[ragingtoxin]

Hadyn :

And that ferret's body is way too long ot be a rat.

Unless...

[Uragirimono]

Hadyn :

^-Rat.

That's a field mouse. >_>

Hey Ura, do you play CS on the 4chan server?

I don't play CS at all.

[Hadyn]

Uragirimono :

Hadyn :

^-Rat.

That's a field mouse. >_>

THAT'S A FUCKING RAT.
GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH "RAT" ANd IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

Hey Ura, do you play CS on the 4chan server?

I don't play CS at all.

:[
You should.
The 4chan server is fun.

[Uragirimono]

Hadyn :

Uragirimono :

Hadyn :

^-Rat.

That's a field mouse. >_>

THAT'S A FUCKING RAT.
GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH "RAT" ANd IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

Hey Ura, do you play CS on the 4chan server?

I don't play CS at all.

:[
You should.
The 4chan server is fun.

Top left.

Same kind of mouse in my house.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Rat

Laboratory Rat =/= Laboratory Mice.

EDIT: The one you posted may or may not be a Brown Rat. Field Mice and Brown Rats are nearly identical.

[Nimbusyosh]

TBH, they all taste good with soy sauce.

4HORSEMAN4LIFE!