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Chocobo whoring?

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User is offline   Shuemue 
Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:38 PM

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Okay, my chocobo needs a piece of ass soon.

He has 2 upgrades in STR, and 1 upgrade in Endurance.

Anyone got a similar or better female they'd like to let him bang?

He's yellow I'm afraid, but he's a reasonable learner, and promises to make sure she orgasms.
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#2
User is offline   Vanburace 
Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:50 PM

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Get in line. Everybody wants a piece of my baby.
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#3
User is offline   Shuemue 
Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:54 PM

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What are her stats?!
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#4
User is offline   Eric the Wicked 
Posted 30 September 2006 - 09:36 PM

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I have a male chocobo whos interested in other male chocobos.
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#5
User is offline   Jpeg 
Posted 01 October 2006 - 06:23 AM

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mine is female, but i think she's a little too young to be romping around with shue's mighty horse-cock chocobo.
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User is offline   Vanburace 
Posted 01 October 2006 - 09:15 AM

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Shuemue :
What are her stats?!
Not sure off the top of my head, I'd have to check, whenever I decide to login. She's like that psycho ex-girlfriend though. She hates everybody except me. So if she kicks your chocobo in the face, don't blame me.
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#7
User is offline   Thaliaru 
Posted 01 October 2006 - 12:10 PM

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(Vanburace)





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#8
User is offline   Vanburace 
Posted 01 October 2006 - 01:33 PM

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It's true.


Shoes, she's Poor everywhere but Strength, which is Substandard.
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#9
User is offline   Barachiel 
Posted 01 October 2006 - 11:45 PM

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/em gets the video camera ready.
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#10
User is offline   Jaybar 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 01:05 AM

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Someone should become a chocobo pimp and start whoring chocobos in Jeuno and other various high-density areas. Street crime will skyrocket, casinos will open up all around, pimps will be walking around the streets with diamond staves, and poor chocobos will be on every street corner trying to earn a decent buck to make offspring.
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User is offline   Barachiel 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 01:24 AM

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Jaybar :
casinos will open up all around


Like we need any more of those.
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#12
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 01:30 AM

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Barachiel :
Jaybar :
casinos will open up all around


Like we need any more of those.

qft, but you'll get more idiot casinos that don't know odds.

We got a select few notorious casinos on Bizzle, but I don't know how it is on Asura.
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#13
User is offline   Obev 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 01:33 AM

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/sh \SUPAR LUUCKY CASINO///
/sh MIN BET 500k MAX BET ???
/sh 400+ 2x \//// 800+ 3x!!!!!!11

Oh shit, mt.
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#14
User is offline   Jaybar 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 01:41 AM

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Case closed.

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#15
User is offline   Shuemue 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 06:26 AM

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Obev :
/sh \SUPAR LUUCKY CASINO///
/sh MIN BET 500k MAX BET ???
/sh 400+ 2x \//// 800+ 3x!!!!!!11

Oh shit, mt.


I'll take those odds all fuckin' day.
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#16
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:47 AM

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Yeah, cause, you know, they're really gonna pay you when they lose.
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#17
User is offline   Eireann 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:53 AM

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My Chocobo is Poor 4x D: And when i called it to ride, good lord!! It's slllllllllllooowwww and yeller! Yes, my choco is made of win :- I knew I shouldn't have been drinking during the egg stage.
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#18
User is offline   Kallilye 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 10:36 AM

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My chocobo, FantasticFuchs, is feeling randy also. Male, enjoys long walks through Tahrongi Canyon and outrunning the black bird owned by 3 NPCs. He is a black choco with Average str (lvl 4), Substandard End (lvl 2) and poor in the other two fields. Contact me for a romp in the hay only if you put some effort into your bird, Fuchs will not be fucking substandard tail. biggrin.gif
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#19
User is offline   Shuemue 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 11:14 AM

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Get off my corner. I'm the only Chocopimp in this thread.

My chocobo now has Average Strength. He's superior in every way.

Bring it on chocobitches.
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#20
User is offline   Eric the Wicked 
Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:53 PM

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Remember in Jackass 2 when they made the Horse masterbate in the cup and they drank it?
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