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So I was reading through Maddox's archives and came across an article I haven't seen in years...

"Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese."

It had this gem in it...

1. The "I wish I was Japanese" anime nerd:
Everyone knows someone like this. They refer to themselves as "otaku" and they embrace everything Japanese, not necessarily because it's something unique or interesting, but because it's Japanese. They wear clothing with Japanese or Chinese characters on it that translate to English phrases like "good will" or "long life." They wouldn't be able to get away with wearing a shirt that said "long life" in English because it would just look stupid, but as soon as it's translated into kanji it suddenly becomes cool and mysterious? Please. Since they'll sooner die than admit that their fascination with everything Japanese is a sham, you'll occasionally sense how uneasy they become when confronted with something Japanese that's so lame and obviously for little girls that they almost start to back off from the mountain of stupid they've climbed up on. Almost.


Full article: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=anime_nerd

The quote basically describes half the people posting here. I could easily picture all those people being in the story included in the article. EASY. Yes, I'm talking to you bitchtits.

Though you might think its cool, and your loser friends ("friends" used losely) might agree with you, anime is gay. If you watch it, and enjoy it you are gay. If you like it to the point where you you have used it in your signature and avatar, then not only is society laughing their ass off at people like you, but you are also gayer than man love.
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Glad i'm not one of the people referred to in that quote.
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I've been wondering lately... why are heteros so interested in gay sex? It seems to be all you people talk about.
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Here are some basic rules to abide by:
Maddox != funny
Maddox != correct
Maddox != worth reading
Maddox = waste of oxygen
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The topic alone can stand on it's own, despite how many times it's been brought up.

Unfortunately, the only thing worse than people who think Maddox is funny, are people who think Maddox should be quoted.
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pathwriter :
I've been wondering lately... why are heteros so interested in gay sex? It seems to be all you people talk about.


Not in my world.
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Hadyn :
Here are some basic rules to abide by:
Maddox != funny
Maddox != correct
Maddox != worth reading
Maddox = waste of oxygen

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Weeeeee.
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post post post post post post post
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(pathwriter)
why are heteros so interested in gay sex?


he's not hetero, he's still in the closet? o.O
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(Hijinx) :
So I was reading through Maddox's archives and came across an article I haven't seen in years...

"Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese."

It had this gem in it...

1. The "I wish I was Japanese" anime nerd:
Everyone knows someone like this. They refer to themselves as "otaku" and they embrace everything Japanese, not necessarily because it's something unique or interesting, but because it's Japanese. They wear clothing with Japanese or Chinese characters on it that translate to English phrases like "good will" or "long life." They wouldn't be able to get away with wearing a shirt that said "long life" in English because it would just look stupid, but as soon as it's translated into kanji it suddenly becomes cool and mysterious? Please. Since they'll sooner die than admit that their fascination with everything Japanese is a sham, you'll occasionally sense how uneasy they become when confronted with something Japanese that's so lame and obviously for little girls that they almost start to back off from the mountain of stupid they've climbed up on. Almost.


Full article: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=anime_nerd

The quote basically describes half the people posting here. I could easily picture all those people being in the story included in the article. EASY. Yes, I'm talking to you bitchtits.

Though you might think its cool, and your loser friends ("friends" used losely) might agree with you, anime is gay. If you watch it, and enjoy it you are gay. If you like it to the point where you you have used it in your signature and avatar, then not only is society laughing their ass off at people like you, but you are also gayer than man love.



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Quoting Maddox is gayer than your gayer than man love line.
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pathwriter :
I've been wondering lately... why are heteros so interested in gay sex? It seems to be all you people talk about.


You people!?
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To the OP, why must people with these ideas constantly bring them up try and draw attention away from their own insecure lives @.o? If you're homosexual don't want anyone to know, then shut up and sit in your basement fapping to goatse, don't pick on anime lovers because you're a raging homo.
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I'm bisexual. I have kinky thoughts of girls I see on the street, as well as boys I see. :love

I mean. Hmm.

:dozingoff
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Uragirimono :
I'm bisexual. I have kinky thoughts of girls I see on the street, as well as boys I see. :love

I mean. Hmm.

:dozingoff



:love:love:love:love:love
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Look at all the anime freaks all bummed out. sad.gif

So he hit the nail on the head and owned you guys... it's not the end of the world, you still have pokemon and stuff.
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(Hijinx) :
Look at all the anime freaks all bummed out. sad.gif

So he hit the nail on the head and owned you guys... it's not the end of the world, you still have pokemon and stuff.

I love the simple-minded guys who are always one-sided in their arguments. Wanna cyber? You can stick it in, but only if i'm tied up. :love
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(Hijinx) :
Look at all the anime freaks all bummed out. sad.gif

So he hit the nail on the head and owned you guys... it's not the end of the world, you still have pokemon and stuff.


ur funi
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(Hijinx) :
Look at all the anime freaks all bummed out. sad.gif

So he hit the nail on the head and owned you guys... it's not the end of the world, you still have pokemon and stuff.




Also Gay.
You can tell by the classic fag finger poke pose. Only Proctologists and Homos use that finger while posing for a picture.
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This thread needs more loli.


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