I'm sure we all remember the good old days with Tommy and Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Billy we use to wake up and watch them
and it was so awesome even now I like flipping back to Disney once in a while to see if i can catch an Old show
but this night was different I flipped over and what do I get I get "Power Rangers mystic Force" What the fuck is this shit
this has to be the most lame ass thing I've ever seen, even the installment of "Power Rangers S.P.D." was better then this
so I'm watching this crap, why you ask? because Inuyasha on adult swim sucks but I think that power rangers Mystic force may suck less sadly
I was wrong, so very, very wrong anyway on with the rant
the thing that did Power Rangers Mystic force in was the bad guy, the 5 rangers are fighting the bad guy and who has his own megazord and the Pink ranger gos at him solo
like a dumbass she runs right up and gets slashed across the chest and gos flying back 50 feet
Evil guy laughs and starts to Monologue
mean while the 4 other power rangers gather around the pink ranger, who is inside a giant robot and some how hurt, so the rangers (because they're retarded) turn there backs to the bad guy
the bad guy then says "You're not worth wasting my time over"
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WHAT THE #@$%
THIS IS BULLSHIT YOU KNOW WHAT LORD ZED WOULD HAVE DONE BAD IN THE OLD DAYS?! HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS LANCE AND STUCK IT UP THE RED RANGERS ASS
so the bad guy warps off and the rangers recover, (Back at the hideout) the Bad guy talks with the Big Bad Boss, big bad boss asks "Why didn't you destroy the rangers?"
"Because there's no Honor in Defeating something weaker then your self" .................
ARE YOU #$%^ING ME? SCREW HONOR YOUR TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE GOD DAMN WORLD, NOW QUIT BEING A PUSSY, AND KILL THE RANGERS
so thats what pisses me off how the Power Rangers Have fallen and the bad guys have turned into idiot's, :/ full metal Alchemist is on I'll watch that
Good Night
Power Rangers
#2
Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:11 PM
Though I whole heartedly agree, have you ever stopped 'n thought how gay Power Rangers were in the first place? lmao We just loved it cuz we were mildly retarded toothless candy whores.
Imagine seeing Power Rangers for the first time today, how gay would you think it was?
In closing I would like to say, I'd like to say I learned all my pick up lines from Tommy and I was the green Ranger for 3 halloweens ina row and once when I was 14.
Power Rangers 4 LYF!
Imagine seeing Power Rangers for the first time today, how gay would you think it was?
In closing I would like to say, I'd like to say I learned all my pick up lines from Tommy and I was the green Ranger for 3 halloweens ina row and once when I was 14.
Power Rangers 4 LYF!
#4
Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:33 PM
Firiont :
Though I whole heartedly agree, have you ever stopped 'n thought how gay Power Rangers were in the first place?
Though I whole heartedly agree, have you ever stopped 'n thought how gay Power Rangers were in the first place?
Didn't the original series inspire japanese children to kill each other? If that's not the coolest thing I've ever fucking heard, I need my head examined. The weak-ass english version pussified the rangers like so many episodes of The View. The original shit was hardcore, I'm not saying like Berserk hardcore, but still wee little slant-eyes going columbine all over each other rocks so hard.
#6
Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:50 PM
Original Power Rangers own you! Jason will Tornado Kick your ass right out of FFXI!! So help me he will!
#7
Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:51 PM
I always thought it was funny that the colors matched the race. Black Ranger was Black, Yellow Ranger was Japanese. lol
#11
Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:02 AM
#13
Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:28 AM
#14
Posted 20 October 2006 - 05:25 AM
If you ever thought that Power Rangers were cool (unless you were 12 years old or younger at the time, then you may be forgiven), you have some problems. There was nothing in that show that had any redeeming qualities. Poor special effects made for bad action scenes, terrible choreography made them worse. The plot was absolutely fucking horrendous! And that's just the scenes that didn't involve the american actors.
#15
Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:36 AM
I loved the Power Rangers growing up. In retrospect, I have no idea why. I recently caught a classic episode with the Green Ranger in it and seriously, it was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. Did I turn it off? No. Was I intrigued by the deep plotline and special effects? No, they were very very bad. Did the subtle beauty that is the Pink Ranger bring back youthful feelings of exuberance? Very much so. Did I watch the subsequent episode thereafter? You bet your ass I did.
lolpuddies
lolpuddies
#16
Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:43 AM
Bulk and skull make me want to fap.
Srsly.
Edit: Panda = Motoh onry prz. He aggros like a mofo.
Srsly.
Edit: Panda = Motoh onry prz. He aggros like a mofo.
#18
Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:58 AM
Sonos :
The Prism Rangers are pretty funny in Disgaea2.
The Prism Rangers are pretty funny in Disgaea2.
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#19
Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:01 AM
This one time, when I was like 8, I was watching Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, and my favorite, the green ranger, got hurt! The red ranger of course goes to the aid of his buddy, but the green ranger is too wounded to fight. In a dire situation, the green ranger takes off his gold armor thing and gives it to the red ranger!! I was sitting there in awe of the coolest thing I had ever watched.
True story.
True story.
#20
Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:33 AM
I agree. I watched an episode of the classics the other day and I can see how as a kid I loved it and got the toys but I know understand why my parents were always like wtf? The little spark things imbedded in their chests for when they got hit were great and since their mouths don't move the talk with their hands. Any yes I saw an episode of Mystic Force and they've become Harry Fucking Pussy Potter! They fly around on brooms and wear capes and cast spells! And to get new powers they dial in new telephone numbers into their cells phones!!! "For super light fire blaster please press 1 now........ To continue in English please press 1 followed by the pound sign"
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