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#102
Posted 20 December 2006 - 10:27 PM
Pergatory :
I have a confession guys, I know this will break your hearts, but I swear it's true. Pussy is a myth. It doesn't exist. It was created to keep the "males" under the fingers of those who tape it back and claim to have a pussy. Anyone who claims to have gotten laid is your enemy because they are perpetuating the lie to you, the naive and uninitiated!
I have a confession guys, I know this will break your hearts, but I swear it's true. Pussy is a myth. It doesn't exist. It was created to keep the "males" under the fingers of those who tape it back and claim to have a pussy. Anyone who claims to have gotten laid is your enemy because they are perpetuating the lie to you, the naive and uninitiated!
lol.
The part that cracks me up with the whole pussy thing is just how many people play this game and have no dearth of sex in their lives because they know how to maintain a healthy real life while enjoying what FFXI has to offer.
Every time someone whips out the "you're a nerd who'll never get laid" card, I just laugh because there are a ton of nerds playing this game who get more action than you'd think they have every right to, and everyone who uses that particular play seems to fall solidly into the category they lump their detractors into.
(I know you're being sarcastic, I just felt like commenting on how lolworthy anyone slinging poon-related insults over the Intarwebs instantly becomes)
#104
Posted 21 December 2006 - 06:58 AM
I must be hardcore. I get pussy while I'm playing...
#105
Posted 21 December 2006 - 07:05 AM
I'm a nerd and I get more pussy than Palo has ever seen in his life. Afk, work and beers. Or maybe beers AT work like yesterday... >.> <.<
"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."
Greatest movie ever.
"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."
Greatest movie ever.
#106
Posted 21 December 2006 - 07:18 AM
Kasakari :
I must be hardcore. I get pussy while I'm playing...
I must be hardcore. I get pussy while I'm playing...
I would totally do that. One time I had a dream I was messing with my friend while he PS2'd, we had a laugh about it later.
#107
Posted 21 December 2006 - 07:23 AM
Tisiphenie :
I would totally do that. One time I had a dream I was messing with my friend while he PS2'd, we had a laugh about it later.
Kasakari :
I must be hardcore. I get pussy while I'm playing...
I must be hardcore. I get pussy while I'm playing...
I would totally do that. One time I had a dream I was messing with my friend while he PS2'd, we had a laugh about it later.
WTF Tisi, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody!
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