[Taru~Summoner]

pee. So I am going to cautiously get out of my chair, and very carefully make my way towards the bathroom, where I will violently unleash a bladder full of urine in an epic attempt to land it in the toilet. I find that occasionally, my urinary deposit tends to split in two separate directions, which can be quite agitating. Now, my reason for this thread:
I would really appreciate it if all of you could sit down for a moment and recite a prayer for me, in order to avoid such a tragedy. Thank you all, very, very much.

[Varizen]

Oh Chuck Norris and David Bowie, and Mr. T, and Chris Brown, and Alize, *and don't forget Vin Diesel* and other god like celebrities... please watch over Kudo for whatever reason he asked us to for.

WTF is wrong Kudo!? ; ;

[ZiggyPiggy]

Kudo, my love for you burns like when I pee.

[firefeng]

I find that occasionally, my urinary deposit tends to split in two separate directions, which can be quite agitating.

What, you still stand up when you pee? Fuck that. Only reason to do that is in public restrooms and you don't want herpes bugs crawling up your ass from the toilet seat.

Real men sit down when they pee. Or they justify standing up to pee by setting up a bullseye in their toilets - wrap saran wrap around the top of the seat, and cut a tiny hole in the top. And for God's sakes, don't get caught up in the CROSSFIRE! CROSSFIRE!!! CROSSFIIIIRE!!!

[hotpiercedguy]

Level your piss and get a jar next to your computer.

Also my pee goes in 2 directions sometimes too, but I think the genital piercings have something to do with that maybe.

Just maybe.

[Mytiwar]

Taru~Summoner :
I find that occasionally, my urinary deposit tends to split in two separate directions

Explanation: Too many a kick in the crotch by the female gender.

[Taru~Summoner]

Deadstar: Beautiful art work. If I was you I'd write a book on artistic technique... I'd buy a copy, but only if you autographed it for me.
Vari: You forgot [red]VIN DIESEL.[/red] Uh... Mr. T... hot! What's wrong is pissing in two directions. It is horrible. Just plain horrible.
Ziggy: That's damn hot. <3
Firefeng: YOU CANNOT HIT A DAYUMN BULLSEYE IF YOUR PEE SPLITS IN HALF!!!
HPG: I'm totally getting one of those.
Myti: Quite possibly so...

edit:
Did any of you besides Vari actually pray for me?

[Mytiwar]

Not me, even though you probably deserve it.

(Just watched that Simpsons in which Homer prays too much and stuff...)

[Varizen]

God, I forgot Vin Diesel... Editing it to fix.

[firefeng]

Firefeng: YOU CANNOT HIT A DAYUMN BULLSEYE IF YOUR PEE SPLITS IN HALF!!!

I think you're just not trying hard enough. Granted, bullseyeing the legendary Urinary Split is much harder than your standard fare Point-and-Shoot shot, but it's certainly possible - you just have to twist to the side so one stream gets the straight shot right in, and the other stream arcs up through the air and down through the target, like a golf ball into the hole. Balancing yourself to one side on one foot is pivotal, as any slight shift results in failure.

[Varizen]

I just read HPG's post. =/ Genital peircings don't really disturb me anymore since one of my friends did his own Prince Albert. Actually... the 1st peircing he did was his own tounge (Yes, he did it with no professional help in the 8th grade. The Vice Principal tried to Suspend him claiming the Tounge Ring could be used as a deadly weapon. And I'm fucking serious XD They didn't suspend him though) Then he did a few Ear Peircings of his own, then he peirced both nipples, and claimed that the Nipple rings made his nipples hard all the time. Then he did his prince albert. His GF confirmed it true.

[firefeng]

I'm of the state of mind which has me believe that stabbing myself in the one-eyed monster is non-conducive to my continued happiness. And survival.

[Angelicus]

Obligitory cross-server "GTFO"ing post for no apparent reason.........




Sup Vari.

[Attrebus]

I do not have to pee. But if I did, I'd totally pee in another server's forums. Or two or more, depending on how many streams there are.

[yohey]

ooo you touch my tra la la

[Angelicus]

and I would pray got you but I'm more paganistic in my beliefs, so all that preparation and sacrifice is just too much hassle for some unknown taru.

[Mmtheblue]

Couldn't you crotch (crowtch? damned if I ever bother to learn English proper!) down low so it's easier to aim?

Seriously!

Bastards like you are the reason the floors by the urinals are wet!

YOU HAVE FRICKIN'.... uh.....

.....

180° IN THREE DIMENSIONS TO PEE! KINDA HARD TO MISS!

HELL! You don't even have to aim! Just point yer junk in the general direction, and gravity and physics takes care of the rest!

Edit: lolpun Crotch crowtch.....

[Juib]

hay guyz wuts goin on in this thread?