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A quality story to tell! Probably what I will be remembered for.

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OK! This story deserves to be told, as it is probably one of the things i will be remembered by. So i will start at the beginning, so grab some popcorn and some milk duds and listen in!

Now near by my house there is the local pub. The Golden Spike, well known for its sport events and local charity and fundraisers. Great for a meal during the day and for the socialite, good company in weekend nights. Anyways the other night I walked in, walked to the front and had a beer with the regulars. As we were having a good laugh passing our pleasantries and getting a little bit drunk, one of the bartenders came to me and said," hey check it out! We have a new DJ who comes in starting tonight on every other saturday and hes a TV Celebrity!" I ask what a TV Celeb is doing DJing in this pub and what did he star in. So he tells me he is now a retired TV celeb, and he was the main villan of the show Stargate SG-1 for the first few seasons, his name was Apophis! I took a close look at the DJ afterwards and bam! it was him. I used to watch that show all the time, i was like fuck i gotta go give him a pat on the back. So i close in on the guy, who is named Peter Williams to those who are curious. I say "Hey dude im a fan of your acting in Stargate! Apophis was badass" he said, do you mind, im busy here, piss off please. Piss off please... piss off please? i asked him if he just asked me to piss off, he said yeah you heard me. I ask him what was with his piss ant dirty attitude... i mean seriously, tell me to fucking piss off when i congradulate him on good acting. He tells me to back off... back off. Fuck this fag i push him in the corner of his little corner where he was playing his music, and he pushes me back, im fucking agitated now so i let him have it with a right. BAM! you remember the classic batman? you woulda seen the letters BAM clean over his head because fuck did i ever land a quality shot in his chin. Next thing he does is take a swing at me! POW! right in the eye! next thing i know i get grabbed from behind by 2 of the doormen and dragged out! SO!!!!!!!!!! here, anyone reccodnize this face?


http://stargatesg1.com/Profile.aspx?userId=5865

For a list of his accomplishments check out his IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931465/

There you have it. I got him good! His hit left me with a scratch but i guarantee you i gave him a swallen jaw to say the least. Fucking miserable piece of shit Peter Williams.
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Edit:
This is your life.

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I googled "old batman" to possibly find a sweet pic of Batman or Robin 'kapow'ing or 'ZONK!'ing somone and look what comes up.



a sweet pic of some cheerleaders!
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ORLY FOO


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So you were being a dick and started a fight with a guy who is probably tired of being annoyed by nerds like you, then you got your ass thrown out of the pub. Then to top it off you came to an internet forum for a game you've quit at least once to try bragging about it.

Ya, I'll always remember you as a loser. Until I forget you.
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Have you ever thought of him in a different light? :S
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Nope, maybe I'm biased.
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I misinterpreted your wording on the previous post and thought you were implying that he somehow wasn't a piece of shit. My bad.
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dude you beat the shit out of an old man!! RESPECT!
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Doom solo'd Apophis!

Nice I bet he tried to fucking Ninja you too but he weak man weak.

Daniel Jackson can kick his ass tongue.gif
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AMIRITE?
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lmao starr. you are indeed right.
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if I was in some mainstream sci-fi show and found myself playing the dj at some skanky pub, I'd be a little pissed too..
but granted he did sound like he was being a dick...
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how do you go from TV celeb to Dj of a small pub?
I think peter williams is the younger brother of Freedom williams, that guy who made those corny 80's rap videos
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Kibs, every time i post it is as if you are waiting to give your little wittless responce just out of spite. Funny thing is i probably hurt your feelings some time ago, but you just happen to be so forgettable i dont even remember doing so, get over it, its the internet! you honestly need to pull that gerbil out of your ass and shut your fucking mouth for a change. Well the reason he is there is because stargate was filmed in my city origionally. He moved right near here and wanted to play as a DJ for his own amusements on the weekend from what i was told.
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Doom I hope you learned your lesson......Don't talk to nobody actors...dude you should have seen that coming a mile away.

lolstargate I don't even know what that is. :dontgetit
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oh doom...

i never liked that douche anyway. i could see him being a cocky bastard.


our teams need to stop sucking.
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Kibs, every time i post it is as if you are waiting to give your little wittless responce just out of spite. Funny thing is i probably hurt your feelings some time ago, but you just happen to be so forgettable i dont even remember doing so, get over it, its the internet! you honestly need to pull that gerbil out of your ass and shut your fucking mouth for a change. Well the reason he is there is because stargate was filmed in my city origionally. He moved right near here and wanted to play as a DJ for his own amusements on the weekend from what i was told.


I don't think we've ever actually talked before, you're just such a loser I can't help myself.
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Doommagus :
OK! This story deserves to be told, as it is probably one of the things i will be remembered by. So i will start at the beginning, so grab some popcorn and some milk duds and listen in!

Now near by my house there is the local pub. The Golden Spike, well known for its sport events and local charity and fundraisers. Great for a meal during the day and for the socialite, good company in weekend nights. Anyways the other night I walked in, walked to the front and had a beer with the regulars. As we were having a good laugh passing our pleasantries and getting a little bit drunk, one of the bartenders came to me and said," hey check it out! We have a new DJ who comes in starting tonight on every other saturday and hes a TV Celebrity!" I ask what a TV Celeb is doing DJing in this pub and what did he star in. So he tells me he is now a retired TV celeb, and he was the main villan of the show Stargate SG-1 for the first few seasons, his name was Apophis! I took a close look at the DJ afterwards and bam! it was him. I used to watch that show all the time, i was like fuck i gotta go give him a pat on the back. So i close in on the guy, who is named Peter Williams to those who are curious. I say "Hey dude im a fan of your acting in Stargate! Apophis was badass" he said, do you mind, im busy here, piss off please. Piss off please... piss off please? i asked him if he just asked me to piss off, he said yeah you heard me. I ask him what was with his piss ant dirty attitude... i mean seriously, tell me to fucking piss off when i congradulate him on good acting. He tells me to back off... back off. Fuck this fag i push him in the corner of his little corner where he was playing his music, and he pushes me back, im fucking agitated now so i let him have it with a right. BAM! you remember the classic batman? you woulda seen the letters BAM clean over his head because fuck did i ever land a quality shot in his chin. Next thing he does is take a swing at me! POW! right in the eye! next thing i know i get grabbed from behind by 2 of the doormen and dragged out! SO!!!!!!!!!! here, anyone reccodnize this face?


http://stargatesg1.com/Profile.aspx?userId=5865

For a list of his accomplishments check out his IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0931465/

There you have it. I got him good! His hit left me with a scratch but i guarantee you i gave him a swallen jaw to say the least. Fucking miserable piece of shit Peter Williams.


You failed when you resorted to violence tbh. You could have heckled him, or made the situation funny somehow. It wouldn't have been hard, considering the leverage you had because of the comments he made at you. And then there is his somewhat comical change of fortune in career choice to play on. But meh :/
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A little quick to resort to violence, but either way, perhaps it was his divine retribution for being disrespectful to people. (Prolly to more than you..)
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