[Mack]

Neph: You're not funny man, face it... move on... let the rest of us chuckle at the OP... You're now just trying to cover up your fail.



OP: MORE PLEASE

[nefarious.lover]

D is for the grades you got, in school.
U is for the one I'm talking, to.
M is for the migraine, you managed now to give me...
B is for the bitch I'm about to be.




You're dumb.

Nefarious, get a fucking life, this is a joke thread,

And I was joking. Which you apparently are no longer disputing. Despite your initial claim that I was serious.

take your forum trolling

Joking. Which you admitted by way of saying I'm not funny. By saying I'm not funny, you're admitting that I was joking, else the comment that I'm not funny is completely out of place, because if I was being serious, then I was clearly not attempting to be funny. So by pointing out that I'm not funny you're admitting I was not being serious, and owning to the fact that you believe I was joking. Like it or not.

Ninja loving ass

I didn't say I loved ninja anywhere. I actually don't like playing ninja that much, and I have a 62 pld that I mildly enjoy.

to the Ninja forums.

Implying we're on the Paladin forums, or some such. As if all jobs can't freely post here, in the "NM Talk" forum.


There's no failure to cover up. Funny is subjective.
Now, what IS funny, to me at least, is you acting all big and bad because I made a joke about PLD, and taking me soooo bloody serious that you're actually attacking me over it.



gg, uninstall.



P.s. What if I'm opposed to chuckling? What if I prefer chortling, giggling, snickering, or just good old laughing?

[LegendaryNight]

By the way, do you know this rumor? A mithran bard of our shell, who is a real girl in real world, looks to love a paladin.

According to her story, when she was farming lizard’s leathers at Davoi, she made a terrible mistake at pulling a lizard, many lizards linked to rape her. As she thought she would be raped, a @aladin that just happened to be passing by saved her. As I cast diaga on the lizards, they got rage on a rampage. Though, their poor attacking was too powerless for the paladin who has overwhelming war potential. According to the story, as the paladin casts cure founr on him, the lizards jump to him with their fangs bared. However the lizards lost their hope, despaired and disappeared as soon as they saw that their companions are killed by the paladin in succession. Then, the bard tried to trade a dozen leathers her farmed to the paladin as rewords, but the paladin modestly told to her that nine leathers are enough. In my current shell, that modest paladin is modest and most popular.

[Prothescar]

LegendaryNight :
By the way, do you know this rumor? A mithran bard of our shell, who is a real girl in real world, looks to love a paladin.

According to her story, when she was farming lizard’s leathers at Davoi, she made a terrible mistake at pulling a lizard, many lizards linked to rape her. As she thought she would be raped, a @aladin that just happened to be passing by saved her. As I cast diaga on the lizards, they got rage on a rampage. Though, their poor attacking was too powerless for the paladin who has overwhelming war potential. According to the story, as the paladin casts cure founr on him, the lizards jump to him with their fangs bared. However the lizards lost their hope, despaired and disappeared as soon as they saw that their companions are killed by the paladin in succession. Then, the bard tried to trade a dozen leathers her farmed to the paladin as rewords, but the paladin modestly told to her that nine leathers are enough. In my current shell, that modest paladin is modest and most popular.

oh... my... god...

[Alphonze]

Simply.. epic. You sir.. must have my children

EDIT: Damn you Prothescar you beat me to post >

[Prothescar]

Now, now... this thread is so epic that there's enough posting time to go around(wut?)

[Alphonze]

Yes indeed. OP needs to come back so we can get some moar.. i miss him ; ;

[Phalanx92]

I'm not sure exactly why this part made me laugh so much, its just so simply lol ... the wordchoice lol...

she made a terrible mistake at pulling a lizard, many lizards linked to rape her. As she thought she would be raped

and these parts...

their poor attacking was too powerless for the paladin who has overwhelming war potential

the lizards lost their hope, despaired and disappeared as soon as they saw that their companions are killed by the paladin in succession

[Kendal]

LegendaryNight :
By the way, do you know this rumor? A mithran bard of our shell, who is a real girl in real world, looks to love a paladin.

According to her story, when she was farming lizard’s leathers at Davoi, she made a terrible mistake at pulling a lizard, many lizards linked to rape her. As she thought she would be raped, a @aladin that just happened to be passing by saved her. As I cast diaga on the lizards, they got rage on a rampage. Though, their poor attacking was too powerless for the paladin who has overwhelming war potential. According to the story, as the paladin casts cure founr on him, the lizards jump to him with their fangs bared. However the lizards lost their hope, despaired and disappeared as soon as they saw that their companions are killed by the paladin in succession. Then, the bard tried to trade a dozen leathers her farmed to the paladin as rewords, but the paladin modestly told to her that nine leathers are enough. In my current shell, that modest paladin is modest and most popular.

...and I was expecting "but the paladin modestly told her to keep them for herself." I guess this guy isn't that modest, especially considering he keeps telling all these 'great stories of his past deeds'.

[Luciendarr]

Lol at all the WOOSH in this thread.

[ushaisbetterthenotherone]

Wow good stories.

[Corrderio]

PLD AF is sexier than NIN AF >_>

[Kirem]

LOL

[Diehippo]

wow great post. i decided to stop becoming just a reader of this forum for this post. OP <3

[Ariakan]

Bravo dear sir. Please continue.

[Sever]

This thread is made of awesomewinsex.

[NinjaJesus]

>< this is better than Heroes ><

[Abeox]

it is true =( I am a dirty ninja. too powerless, and always jealous of PLD superior power. When before I was tanking HNM Tiamat I die and see paladin cheered by ls and my dead body is being raped by big creatures, paladin screamed to tiamat "WAIT I MUST RAISE MY COMRAD POOR WEAK NINJA"
Tiamat he said "please forgive me master paladin, please proceed to raise your linkshell weak member dirty ninja"
Tiamat stayed on ground and he kneeled to the pld, then the pld he raised me.
then i was shamed for dying like dirty ninja, and the blm he warp me.
then the pld send me a tell he said "my valor is always above you, dirty ninja, no sneaky teeky here"

so now i'm ninja in town seeking for pt, but no one will invite me because i'm DIRTY

[LegendaryNight]

Abeox :
it is true =( I am a dirty ninja. too powerless, and always jealous of PLD superior power. When before I was tanking HNM Tiamat I die and see paladin cheered by ls and my dead body is being raped by big creatures, paladin screamed to tiamat "WAIT I MUST RAISE MY COMRAD POOR WEAK NINJA"
Tiamat he said "please forgive me master paladin, please proceed to raise your linkshell weak member dirty ninja"
Tiamat stayed on ground and he kneeled to the pld, then the pld he raised me.
then i was shamed for dying like dirty ninja, and the blm he warp me.
then the pld send me a tell he said "my valor is always above you, dirty ninja, no sneaky teeky here"

so now i'm ninja in town seeking for pt, but no one will invite me because i'm DIRTY

Oh hye you? are you a ninja that i know well? Maybee obviously yes.

Though, someone misunderstanding about paladin, paadin is obviously the best tank but paladin is also one of the best DD (real story)
One day, I got invite to a party. As I'm invited as second member, a Ninja appeared as 6th member.
Obviously he was arrived after I, his role was not a tank but DD (Pity)
Beginning of leveling, the stupid ninja was so stupid like he provokes at the beginning of each battle. I told him not to provoke and to devote himself to deal damage. But he was impudent enough to say abusively “We’d better share hate with each other” so I re-taught him no voke.Whereupon, what do you think happened? A serious trouble happened that ninja cannot take mob’s hate from me at all. I sent a /tell “Hie you shall I die?” the Ninja almost in tears said “I cannot gain hate because this paladin is too strong.” Then a warrior added “The grudge can’t evaporate because pala din too solid like a golden chunk of Iron” The moment was convincing that ninja and warrior finally accept their defeat (Compassion)

[Ark33]

Do you know Koenig means King in a german-like language ?

The Paladins are made to be the kings of the world, especially in full Koenig sets.
People accept their divine will and Paladins can have all the girls they want.
Ninjas and Warriors pretend they can't pull hate from King-Paladins because they fear the wrath of their King.
They could be tortured and killed for showing themselves in a better position than the paladins.
They should obey the paladins and should do everything the paladin ask them to do.

No one will ever try to out damage a Paladin in full Koenig, because Pld is the king and other inferior jobs have to respect this.
The pld could instant kill them with a glance because he's a king of divine will and have absolue power on everyone.

The main rule when you are with a King is to let the king be superior to yourself, even if the king is stoopid, because the king is too powerfull, he can decide of life and death of people just like he can change ls rules for his personnal benefit, because he desserves it, he's the King.

One day, maybe, there will be riots in Aht Urghan streets.
People will revolt against the paladin king and chopp his head off.
The gentle white mages will organize a republic, but the dirty Ninjas will turn it into a dictaure and steal all the money from the people because they are jealous dirty thieves that shouldn't be trusted by anyone.

People will be waiting for the return of the Paladin King to save them from these evil Ninjas.

And one day, the Paladin God will come down from heavens on a stairway of light to save our poor souls from the dictature of ninjas, and we will all bow to the enlighted God and be happy thanks to him.