This heres one I wrote about a RL friend of mine who jerks off constantly and wont leave his house.
My name is jerry abbot
I got a nasty habbit
I dont take showers
In my room for hours
Im on my computer havin a ball
Shootin my kids all over the wall
Hangin out with gay a gay kid from the mall
Squids all like "bitch gotta catch em all"
Sticky shit lotsa trash making me weak
Trash all over my room
"Hey, its only where I sleep"
Jerkin off constantly
Never giving up
Waking up at 2am
Just to bust a nut
Then I log on Eve
cuz im really fuckin bored
Just kiddin dawg
Im just jerkin off some more
Look at all this trash all over my room
GOnna take you to McDonalds
Then I put it in yer womb
Misc. Homemade Fairy Rap Thread.
#2
Posted 12 October 2008 - 12:27 PM
QUOTE (Some Galka Guy @ Oct 12 2008, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Look at all this trash all over my room
GOnna take you to McDonalds
Then I put it in yer womb
GOnna take you to McDonalds
Then I put it in yer womb
ROFL
#8
Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:04 PM
i'm peein while ur seein me
lookin how yellow
and mellow
lookin how yellow
and mellow
#9
Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:07 PM
nipple clamps
and tramp stamps
buttsecks
n wuts next
dick shit
all over her bed
lickin the poop off
lolhead
and tramp stamps
buttsecks
n wuts next
dick shit
all over her bed
lickin the poop off
lolhead
#10
Posted 17 October 2008 - 12:38 AM
QUOTE (Serataru @ Oct 15 2008, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR
Oh, I totally would. Actually, scratch that. I wanna be able to download a pair of boobs.
#11
Posted 17 October 2008 - 01:49 AM
ya but you can get boobs in your car that you downloaded
#12
Posted 17 October 2008 - 02:01 PM
I want to download money. Money buys everything, and with the right mentality, that includes happiniess. I believe I posess this mentality.
#18
Posted 19 October 2008 - 11:57 PM
man, you guys mislead me. I thought I read, Misc. Homemade Fap Thread...
had my pants down for nuthin. ;(
had my pants down for nuthin. ;(
#20
Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:20 AM
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