[Jormungand]

FUCK KIDS, you aren't getting any fucking candy. Go to church you little demon worshipers.

Seriously, who knows where the damn candy has been.

But what do you care? You greedy little bastards.

[Corrderio]

I don't care about the kids. It's the fucking tens around 15-18 that still trick or treat that's just flat out pathetic.

Besides.... scaring the hell out of little kids is priceless.

[DERFtheGalka]

U WANTS TO KNOWS WUER CANDY GOES?! !WELL I AIN;T TELLING YO BUT IF YA WANNA U CAN SEND ME YOUR CANDEH AND I'LL KEEPS THEM SAFETLY AWAY FROM THE CANDYMONSER >D

[Noburu]

Pedo-Hannibal Lecter after Halloween visitors is made of fail. Amazingly, his girth is surprisingly not hairy. Oh yes, um... screw Halloween or some such. Right? amidoinitrite?

[Usiio]

Hi.

[TresDuendes]

sup

[Uragirimono]

You want me to not go out and get free candy? You want me to just take the high ground and act my age?

YOU WANT ME TO PASS ON FREE FOOD?!!

Fuck you.

AS LONG AS SOMEONE IS CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS AND HANDING OUT FREE CANDY, I WILL HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER I AM COLLECTING CANDY FOR!

Also, fuck you.

[treelo]

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FUCK KIDS

Spoiler

You were looking for child porn weren't you?



Yeah, I'm wise to your tricks.

Seriously, is this what you've all been reduced to? Bumping threads with 3 posts in them for no reason other than praying (see what I did there?) you might offend someone enough to spark an argument? Bumping old threads is only cool when you're bumping Bumping old threads, which you aren't allowed to do. Unfortunately most of you lack the sublime comedic timing required to get the desired response from motoh.

Try forming an opinion for once, an original one at that. Then you can start a new thread and have people bitch at you for being a moron, they'll at least think you're mildly amusing for the three seconds it takes them to disregard whatever it is you are saying.

[Usiio]

treelo, on 20 December 2009 - 02:21 AM, said:

Spoiler

You were looking for child porn weren't you?



Yeah, I'm wise to your tricks.

Seriously, is this what you've all been reduced to? Bumping threads with 3 posts in them for no reason other than praying (see what I did there?) you might offend someone enough to spark an argument? Bumping old threads is only cool when you're bumping Bumping old threads, which you aren't allowed to do. Unfortunately most of you lack the sublime comedic timing required to get the desired response from motoh.

Try forming an opinion for once, an original one at that. Then you can start a new thread and have people bitch at you for being a moron, they'll at least think you're mildly amusing for the three seconds it takes them to disregard whatever it is you are saying.

Hi there.

[Kay]

All-Hallows-Eve is better than Christmas at least. The latter is little more than an annual family reunion. Great, I get to listen to lectures and life advice for a week.

[Phlow]

DERFtheGalka, on 31 October 2008 - 05:53 PM, said:

U WANTS TO KNOWS WUER CANDY GOES?! !WELL I AIN;T TELLING YO BUT IF YA WANNA U CAN SEND ME YOUR CANDEH AND I'LL KEEPS THEM SAFETLY AWAY FROM THE CANDYMONSER >D

LOL THX TAHT SI A FUNY PICTURE HOW R U 2DAY D3RF IM GOD IT SI NIEC 2 SE U WHICH ON3 DO U LIEK BTER CHRISTMAS OR HALOWEN I LIEK HALOWEN BT3R B/C I CAN GO OUT AND NO ON3 MAEKS FUN OF MA!!!!!1! I HOPE U R GIVNG OUT 2NS OF GIFTS THES YEAR AND NOT 2 MUCH COAL!111!! LOL DO U HAEV A LIST?!???? HAEV U CH3KED IT TWIEC?!!!! OMG LOL R U GONG 2 FIND OUT WHOS NAUGHT AND WHOS NIEC??!?! OMG WTF LOL IF U HAEV GIEV MA DA LIST OF DA NAUGHTY WOMAN ID SURE LUV 2 GIEV THEM THEYRE COAL!11!!1!!! OMG WTF IF U KNOW WUT IMM SAYNG!1!!11 AND I THINK U DO!!1!!! LOL

[TresDuendes]

what did you get lazy with the last third and just do it white or something?

[treelo]

It's to simulate the overpowering excitement he felt at the prospect of being with a woman.

[Phlow]

treelo, on 24 December 2009 - 10:20 AM, said:

It's to simulate the overpowering excitement he felt at the prospect of being with a woman.

TAHT AN OF3R TRELO???!!??!! OMG LOL

[Kay]

Oh WOW, I laughed.