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Obama = Super Fun Amazing Awesome President As it is Written in the magazine

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  Posted 31 October 2008 - 05:53 PM



We all know Obama is the Anti Christ, well duh, I mean it's just common knowledge really, any good ole Southern knows this. As they are well versed in the book of Revelations, and as you all know, the Woman Harlot who rides a Dragon but is eaten by the Dragon, is the Greatest of Nations whose merchants have seduced the world duh, that's a given not even up for debate IT's SUCH common knowledge.


Now will everyone please open their Bibles up to page One Thousand Six Hundred Sixty Six. Now you'll notice it says that the man who comes first will look like a Leopard and have the Mouth of a Lion, Well that's true because Obama isn't a Jaguar, hes a mixed breed like those other mudbloods (Nonmagic Folk) and a mouth of a Lion, well just look at Obamas face it's clearly a lions mouth (Someone insert a 4chan picture of the JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE FUCKING CAR smile)


Now it says here in the Book, that first off, the first person will receive a mortal wound to their head, to which they will miraculously heal. They are then given Authority over the Earth of 48 Months(Presidential Term in Office), during which time a second person shows up, doing magic tricks, now this second person (David Blaine) after gaining fame and literally being worshiped since hes doing magic tricks on TV for the whole world to see (American TV Envy of the World).


They are then commissioned to make an Image for the Leopard Lion person, to which they breath life into the image created for Obama. What is an image you carry around every day? Money that's right. Now if you would all turn the page and read on to the unintelligible rants on apparently some Mark of some Beast and some magic number that be calculated into revealing that they are easily proven to be the Anti Christ. Okay, so now skip down a paragraph or so and you will read that in order to use the Image created for Obama, you will need a mark on your forehead or on your hand, without the mark you cannot do any buying or selling of goods (or Services for you whores out there). Obviously some new credit system Obama is gonna roll out to "Share the Wealth" that needs to be signed up for first, in BLOOD.

Btw does anyone find it suspicious that Obama doesn't have a Birth Certificate? Oh yeah thats right because Hellspawn don't get American Citizenship until after they make up a new identity on earth.


Now skip ahead two pages, and you'll read something about seals being broken, and not drinking the milk if the labels been tampered with. The End. (Literally literally)






Btw this in NO WAY represents anything about me my beliefs or my political affiliations , I just wrote it up for a fun Flame Wars topic


EDIT: BY DECREE OF MASTER MOTOH THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED AND I NOW SUBMIT IT FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
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User is offline   Bluefire 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 06:07 PM

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Im a big suporter of Obama but that was just plain old funny lol. You should totaly start your own religion.
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Guest_Enpsi_*
Posted 31 October 2008 - 06:42 PM

Ahh come on, now not even being flamed by Bluefire. Now that's just cold.
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User is offline   Bluefire 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 07:02 PM

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Man I dont flame people. I usually just post funny coments and or defend myself. FUCK Mc Cain tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User is offline   Jormungand 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 07:32 PM

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South Carolina.

I don't have a fucking choice, those electoral votes are going straight to the Republican party.

McCain's campaign has been, if anything sloppy. Palin was a terrible choice in a VP and he looks just...terrible. Old white men are usually up to no good. I would vote for Obama, just so I didn't have to vote for McCain. He doesn't deserve it, that being said...he still has a chance. Ugh...

Obama is getting just loads of support from the media though, if I didn't know better...I'd say they were a little biased. But...golly jee, the news really wouldn't lie to me...would it? Do your own research.
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Guest_Enpsi_*
Posted 31 October 2008 - 07:52 PM

Wait just right there, are you insinuating that the Media, the most beloved Media would lie?!?!?! HERETIC BEGONE! ALL TRUTH IN THE UNIVERSE IS DERIVED FROM THE BOX!
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User is offline   Blevien 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 08:27 PM

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QUOTE (Jormungand @ Oct 31 2008, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
South Carolina.

I don't have a fucking choice, those electoral votes are going straight to the Republican party.

McCain's campaign has been, if anything sloppy. Palin was a terrible choice in a VP and he looks just...terrible. Old white men are usually up to no good. I would vote for Obama, just so I didn't have to vote for McCain. He doesn't deserve it, that being said...he still has a chance. Ugh...

Obama is getting just loads of support from the media though, if I didn't know better...I'd say they were a little biased. But...golly jee, the news really wouldn't lie to me...would it? Do your own research.


don't act like your first choice for VP wouldn't be some sexy younger lady. i mean.....what horny old perv wouldn't make the same decision?

tbh, with his old age, he probably forgot the reason he was picking someone. was probably skimming through a book of possible choices, and went "i like this one! oh, and where the hell did i leave my teeth?".
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User is offline   Jormungand 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 08:51 PM

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For one, that bitch better be giving me ALOT of extra attention if I'd even consider it. There's alot of other things he could have given her besides the VP to get some tail, that's one high priced prostitute.

Women can be smart AND sexy, and Palin is not a good example.

BAD FUCKING JUDGMENT.
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User is offline   Crebont 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 09:20 PM

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retarded
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User is offline   Jormungand 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 10:09 PM

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Well, Jesus. I'll make spam too.

Post count +1
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User is offline   Bluefire 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 10:29 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUseq7MAq9M
This is how I feel about palin
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#12
User is offline   motoh 
Posted 31 October 2008 - 11:27 PM

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Next post count +1 I see is getting mailed zippocats and a 5 day ban.

Also, just because it's flamewars doesn't mean you should be afraid of the fucking enter key. Christ's sake, if a button on a keyboard is something to be afraid of, you're in the wrong shitstorm.

~m
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#13
Guest_Enpsi_*
Posted 01 November 2008 - 01:42 AM

I am sorry for having offended you Master Motoh, previously I had over spaced everything. Being called a space waster. Plus it was getting a tad annoying to constantly be doing the ole KI scroll down.

EDIT: I'm actually constantly AdBlocking peoples signatures because of this also.
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User is offline   Saxonian 
Posted 01 November 2008 - 08:46 AM

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But Im fucking sick of these American politics. Pick a Goddam president and be over with it for fuck sake.
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User is offline   Kussese 
Posted 01 November 2008 - 09:18 AM

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Only 3 more days...
The Republicans need to do something laughably desperate. Like run this information on TV.
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User is offline   Saxonian 
Posted 01 November 2008 - 09:21 AM

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How long has it been? Like 6months I swear. It's just a huge waste of money imo, because in the end, whoever is picked is the wrong one anyway.
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Posted 01 November 2008 - 09:32 AM

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All I have to say is why should I trust Obama with any amount of money with the way he fucking spends that shit? For god's sake, his campaign has in total raised over $600,000,000. That's six-hundred million dollars. Instead of throwing all that shit into fucking infomercials or ads during sporting events, or in video games (he bought as space in 18 video games), Why not do something actually useful with all that campaign money? Obama is like Microsoft. Throws all his money into ads, and nothing into fixing the issues. Especially since just like Microsoft, his record for fixing things isn't that good.
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User is offline   motoh 
Posted 01 November 2008 - 09:57 AM

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QUOTE (Enpsi @ Nov 1 2008, 01:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am sorry for having offended you Master Motoh, previously I had over spaced everything. Being called a space waster. Plus it was getting a tad annoying to constantly be doing the ole KI scroll down.

EDIT: I'm actually constantly AdBlocking peoples signatures because of this also.


Quit licking my ass, scumnut, and learn to flame.

~M
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User is offline   Saxonian 
Posted 01 November 2008 - 10:02 AM

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Hey Motoh you on Siren too! We should be friends!

lolnotrly.
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User is offline   motoh 
Posted 01 November 2008 - 10:13 AM

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QUOTE (Saxonian @ Nov 1 2008, 10:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey Motoh you on Siren too! We should be friends!

lolnotrly.


Jesus christ, do I have to ingest exlax to get you fuckers out of my asshole? Fuck off and cry to your inflatable doll. I'm not on your server to entertain you, you're on my server to annoy me. If I hear from your sorry fuckoff ass on the rare occassion that I log in, I'm going to make absolutely sure that whatever plaintive whining you throw my way finds its way up here so everyone can listen to your baying emo crying about not having friends.

~M
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