[Tonka]

If I'm late on this, I apologize. But this troll lacks humor. Does anyone take them seriously? Stringing twenty adjectives together doesn't make for an awesome flame. This has got to be somebody's puppet account for the lulz. I refuse to believe this fella is for real.

Also, Firefeng, I challenge thee to a duel.

[Rockon]

idk bro kinda seems liek sumone angry bout no algol or hauberk +1

[Hargleblargle]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC.

[Agana]

Firefeng: You half witted donkey punching cock goblin just off yourself and spare us the 50 years of oxygen that you're gonna use before the world ends in apocalyptic meltdown because of your idiocy.


See he doesnt even have to post, he's so predictable I can do it for him.

[Seifthelame]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC FAIL.

Firefeng: You half witted donkey punching cock goblin just off yourself and spare us the 50 years of oxygen that you're gonna use before the world ends in apocalyptic meltdown because of your idiocy.


See he doesnt even have to post, he's so predictable I can do it for him.

Win.

[firefeng]

Yay, toys!

If I were any more bland, I'd start refusing that I am real. Wait.

No, those soulless pictures and words I photoshopped poorly and called "comics" are still there. I guess I do exist. Hey, guys, wanna see them pictures again? They're pretty cool, yeah?



Here's that one time I took a dump on the greatness of MST3K. My punchlines came from nowhere, just like the...show...! They were *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn* so fresh and new, I just had to do them a favor. I'd post some of my other stuff, like boob jokes, and stating the obvious while pretending that my doldrums are supposed to be unfunny to the point of being mildly humorous, but let's face it, I stopped making comics for reason.

It's so I could lash out at other people I mistakenly thought were trying to be funny for my failure. En garde, Firefeng, and watch out for my raper wit. Or is that rapier? No, raper involves sex, it's gotta be funny. Haha. Ha. Haaaaaa-

Editor's Note: Please stay on the line until Tonka's life signs have returned. We have elevator music to play for you. At Tonka's suggestion. Haha, get it? He chose it himself. He is sure you will affirm his genius, which is not a shallow imitation of Andy Kaufman's droning asininity in the least. Just as soon as he's alive again.

idk bro kinda seems liek sumone angry bout no algol or hauberk +1

I don't have an algol. I have a hauberk +1. I'm angry because it's not an Adaberk. Duh.

See he doesnt even have to post, he's so predictable I can do it for him.

You lack hyphens, commas, and several more paragraphs of disgustingly base, anatomy-related metaphors coupled with nauseatingly unnecessary grandiloquence. Your sentence also wasn't long enough to be one of mine, and you didn't adequately point out your 'opponent's' (does anyone really think that about the people they're flaming these days?) lack of a functioning higher reasoning ability. I give your effort a 4 out of 10 for the slight resemblance, but it's just too much like stuffing a safety cone up a monkey's ass and pretending to be a proctologist. Or a dentist.

However, since we're on the subject of breathing again--I love the asphyxiation of people who I'll forget about 10 minutes after I've read their posts--since your continued drawing of breath is so predictable, can I just do it for you so you'll stop?

Win.

You half witted donkey punching cock goblin just off yourself and spare us the 50 years of oxygen that you're gonna use before the world ends in apocalyptic meltdown because of your idiocy.

[firefeng]

I refuse to sit in your lap after the first time. The Cheetoh stains still haven't come out, yet.

[zorander]

Yay, toys!



Editor's Note: Please stay on the line until Tonka's life signs have returned. We have elevator music to play for you. At Tonka's suggestion. Haha, get it? He chose it himself. He is sure you will affirm his genius, which is not a shallow imitation of Andy Kaufman's droning asininity in the least. Just as soon as he's alive again.



I don't have an algol. I have a hauberk +1. I'm angry because it's not an Adaberk. Duh.



You lack hyphens, commas, and several more paragraphs of disgustingly base, anatomy-related metaphors coupled with nauseatingly unnecessary grandiloquence. Your sentence also wasn't long enough to be one of mine, and you didn't adequately point out your 'opponent's' (does anyone really think that about the people they're flaming these days?) lack of a functioning higher reasoning ability. I give your effort a 4 out of 10 for the slight resemblance, but it's just too much like stuffing a safety cone up a monkey's ass and pretending to be a proctologist. Or a dentist.

However, since we're on the subject of breathing again--I love the asphyxiation of people who I'll forget about 10 minutes after I've read their posts--since your continued drawing of breath is so predictable, can I just do it for you so you'll stop?



You half witted donkey punching cock goblin just off yourself and spare us the 50 years of oxygen that you're gonna use before the world ends in apocalyptic meltdown because of your idiocy.

Big words proper punctuation proper sentance strucktuer will not save you from the fact you sound like a 10 y/o with an overinfalted ego who smells like owl poop

may my words (misspelled as they are) rot in your brain.

[firefeng]

you sound like a 10 y/o with an overinfalted ego who smells like owl poop

I figured younger than 10, what with the underdeveloped superego and all. I also didn't know we moved past the whole "you'll infect me with your dumb" movement to the point that meta-referencing it in a forum was a common tactic. Oh, wait. 4chan. Nevermind.

Question, though: what does owl poop smell like?

[XxShidobuxX]

U can do better than that fire common now. Rep leviathan nugga

[zorander]

I figured younger than 10, what with the underdeveloped superego and all. I also didn't know we moved past the whole "you'll infect me with your dumb" movement to the point that meta-referencing it in a forum was a common tactic. Oh, wait. 4chan. Nevermind.

Question, though: what does owl poop smell like?

smells like you (thought I made that clear) however I guse I can explaine a bit better
It smells like a mix of rotten mouse guts with a hint of bugs.

also wtf is 4chan

[firefeng]

I dunno, Dobu. This is a real tough crowd here, man. If I don't step lightly, they might put together a full-blown reeree circlejerk, and if they do that I'll never gain the acceptance and the LULZ I so desperately crave.

If only they couldn't all read me like an open book. I NEED BLACKUP, DOBU.

also wtf is 4chan

You know that hollow din between your ears that almost lets you hear your think-words? That's 4chan.

[Rockon]

also wtf is 4chan

lurk moar etc

[Rockon]

Also I should probably stop referencing gamefaqs here.

[firefeng]

Tonka Comic #2381:

"Hey, Jim, want to go look on Gamefaqs for some FFXI Videogame Information?"

"Gamefaqs, Todd? Moar liek gamefags lulz."

[zorander]

I dunno, Dobu. This is a real tough crowd here, man. If I don't step lightly, they might put together a full-blown reeree circlejerk, and if they do that I'll never gain the acceptance and the LULZ I so desperately crave.

If only they couldn't all read me like an open book. I NEED BLACKUP, DOBU.



You know that hollow din between your ears that almost lets you hear your think-words? That's 4chan.

Ok now another question what is dobu?
now that that question is out of the way if you despeartly crave atention perhaps you shuould finde a forum for young loosers like yourself where yuour thoughts and opinons may actuasly matter and where they may actualy take your atempt at useing a larger then average vocabnulary as a signe of intelofgence. Or you could stand in the steet douse yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire im sure bnot only would that get you atention it probubly would make the rest of us happy!

KK back to work ill talk to you more latter tonight if your on

[Rockon]

you shuould finde a forum for young loosers like yourself

I believe this is that forum.

[firefeng]

now that that question is out of the way if you despeartly crave atention perhaps you shuould finde a forum for young loosers like yourself where yuour thoughts and opinons may actuasly matter and where they may actualy take your atempt at useing a larger then average vocabnulary as a signe of intelofgence.

No, the Grandma's Dead forum isn't too fond of me, either. Will you be my friend, Obvious Sock Puppet Troll with Purposefully Bad Spelling Meant To Incite Me #387?