[Sephire]

but WWF is kind of an asshole for no reason most of the time.

I don't know the dude either, he keeps emo about some crap I somewhat did years ago when I still played lol. If there's anyone who needs a seat to emo land, then it would be you WWF. Dude QQ out of no where like PW.

[Yhelothur]

Monks stick together. That's why he's defending Path, and I will as well. Path may be the Queen of FW, but at least he's not making up the peasants like most of you gutter-sluts who keep crying about him and WWF. Attacking someone's name on a forum is the lamest sort of flame, and it means you have absolutely nothing to retort to from what they said, making any point you attempt to add at a later time invalid on the basis that you're well... retarded. End of discussion, Path and WWF rule over us all.

[Sephire]

Monks stick together. That's why he's defending Path, and I will as well. Path may be the Queen of FW, but at least he's not making up the peasants like most of you gutter-sluts who keep crying about him and WWF. Attacking someone's name on a forum is the lamest sort of flame, and it means you have absolutely nothing to retort to from what they said, making any point you attempt to add at a later time invalid on the basis that you're well... retarded. End of discussion, Path and WWF rule over us all.

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[Levian]

Monks stick together. That's why he's defending Path, and I will as well. Path may be the Queen of FW, but at least he's not making up the peasants like most of you gutter-sluts who keep crying about him and WWF. Attacking someone's name on a forum is the lamest sort of flame, and it means you have absolutely nothing to retort to from what they said, making any point you attempt to add at a later time invalid on the basis that you're well... retarded. End of discussion, Path and WWF rule over us all.

Think ya'll got it backwards. Dianara would make a better "Queen." Even if path is a prick, at least his posts are amusing to read. Dianara's are usually dumb enough to make me wanna toss my monitor out the window and go outside.

[Boldfinger]

Think ya'll got it backwards. Dianara would make a better "Queen." Even if path is a prick, at least his posts are amusing to read. Dianara's are usually dumb enough to make me wanna toss my monitor out the window and follow it outside.

[Yhelothur]

I don't even know who this Dianara person is, I'm just speaking on Path's behalf. Just tie whoever she is to your monitor, and then throw it out the window.

[Levian]

Damn you Bold! I would say, "Back to your cage!" but even i wouldn't go near Remora's forums...

I don't even know who this Dianara person is, I'm just speaking on Path's behalf. Just tie whoever she is to your monitor, and then throw it out the window.

It's a he actually. And no, I don't swing that way.

[1337NancYBoY]

outside.

Dude, I fucking hate that game. It has lame graphics (it doesn't even support 1080 ffs), the over-world is too goddamn big to go anywhere quickly, and the licenses for vehicles are insanely expensive and time consuming to get. Who the fuck wants to spend like five years training just to fly a goddamn airship?

Nobody knows how to level up - hell, there isn't even a fucking HUD to show you how much hp and shit you have, or how much damage you do in combat (which the GMs are fucking gay about because every time I attack someone they go QQ to the police, and I can't figure out how to switch to a pvp server). The only way you can tell shit like how much money you have is to look at it manually, as if pulling out your wallet and counting bills is any goddamn fun.

You can't even check the stats on new gear you buy, how the hell am I supposed to know what I should buy next? Even the fucking NPCs running the shops don't know, every time I ask them about the stats on, say, cotton jeans (brais), they give me this blank look and stutter about the price. It's like 'HELLO!?! I'M NOT GOING TO BUY THIS SHIT IF IT ISN'T BETTER THEN WHAT I ALREADY HAVE EQUIPPED YOU FUCKTARD!!!1'

And don't even get me started on the crafting. You can find blueprints for different things, but when you go to sell it everyone tries to under-cut you like the kikes they are. Plus all the items that sell really fast/well are completely fucking dominated by the RMT in China. I swear, everyone has like thirty accounts over there and twenty nine of them are crafting mules. It's complete bullshit, and if you ask the GMs to do something about it they say they can't or 'it's up to the businesses', bullshit, but as soon as you try and PK someone they get off their fat asses in a hurry.

It does have a shit-ton of jobs, but all the good ones are nearly impossible to unlock and the rest are boring, like say you want to fly a fighter jet - you have to get the high-score in the games tutorial and advanced tutorial (called 'school', which is a total rip-off of Bully.) before you can even begin the quest to unlock it. And if you finally do unlock a decent job but feel like exploring the world and don't quest on it, you actually lose it and have to quest it all over again. WTF?!?

The questing sucks, too, and there is no real story to speak of. I mean, you meet two npcs right after you character gets created who tell you some bullshit about goals and whatever, but then later on they die and you're like 'WTF?!?! The hell am I supposed to do now?' There seems to be some mission-esque story lines to follow from various 'religions' (like in Morrowind, another game they ripped off), but it's usually just talking to npcs all day and is lame as shit. They talk about some super-battle that is coming, but I've spoken to other players who have been playing since forever and they say it hasn't happened yet. It's probably bullshit anyway, another goddamn RMT scam. Hell, even if it wasn't, you can't even decide which religion's faction to join when you start - the game chooses for you, and like my buddy sometimes you get stuck with faggy Taoist npcs for parents, I mean, what the fuck? Or even worse, atheists, who don't have any main quest to complete.

Character creation is bullshit too, it's all automatic and random as hell. There's next to no customization until later on, but you have to pay an insane amount of money to specialized 'doctors' (basically whms), and even then it's limited, plus you have to rest for like, ever, after they use their skills on you, and there is a chance they'll fuck it up and make you ugly. But I guess I sorta lucked out on my character, the race I ended up with (they all look pretty well the same, Hume, just with different skin colors and facial features, fucking lame bullshit) seems to be awesome at pretty well everything except sports (I think they have low vit and str, but again, there's no way to tell), there's no way to pick gender though, and I got stuck with a male! I always play as female! I mean, if you're gonna be staring at a character for hours on end (in mirrors mostly, for some stupid reason they made it all in first person) they might as well be hawt, amirite? The females have it bullshit easy too, they don't even have to unlock any jobs most of the time because there are always male players around to pay for everything they want. I can't believe people still do that shit - everyone knows that liek 90% of female characters are really just ugly, male, basement-dwellers. What a bunch of tards, 'dating' and getting 'married' in an mmo, LOL! It's like, why don't you date a Mithra like a normal fucking person? Hume females are soooooo boooooring.

They also haven't released any expansions in like 500 years, though the last one was a new continent called America, which is kind of cool, now all the trade is focused there instead of the old hub of England, kinda like how trade moved from Jeuno to Aht Urhgan after ToAU. They were going to release a space expansion like 50 years ago, but apparently development costs were too high and not enough people wanted to play it. Not that I blame them, if the rest of the game is any indication it would just be lame anyway, plus everyone all ready plays WoW, and Eve is an awesome space-centered game that's way cooler.

God, it's just such a shitty game! Brb, calling tech support to cancel my subscription.

[Phlow]

I read all of that... And it is made of fucking win.

First post I've liked from you Nancy. Most of the others seem to take the path of obscurity. This one was borderline insane, but not quite there, so a perfect combination.

[Rockon]

I stop reading Nancy's posts after about the second sentence. Same goes for most though as I usually don't give a shit.

[Levian]

Words.

Shortened it cause i didnt want this post to be long as fuck, but agreed entirely. If I'd rather put up with that bullshit than read one of Dianara's posts then you see what i was gettin at.

Same goes for most though as I usually don't give a shit.

If you dont care, why the fuck are you still here?

[Rockon]

Lack of better things to do.

[Serataru]

outside isn't even cheaper, god

[Rockon]

The outside makes me pay real money for things that I could use towards gil. Fuck that noise.