[Jurojin]

[firefeng]

Did God, in a fit of sadism, stamp a permanent, grotesque look of self-satisfied stupor on that man's otherwise featureless playdough face, or is that what passes for a smile when you realize you're so disgusting to other people that you're forced to copulate with inanimate objects?

[Siyual]

"I don't always have sex with the car. Sometimes I stroke and kiss her bodywork, or rub myself against her... I have to wait for her exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex, and I always use a condom..."

"...also masturbates while reading car magazines..."

...

...

Mankind has been wept for once again.

[Knight Of Apocalypse]

honk if your horny

[firefeng]

His father should've been a man and beat his son senseless when he discovered his boy didn't like vagina.

[Blackdragon46]

I think he is one of the few cases where his mother shouldn't have had the choice to abort or not.

She should have been forced to have him removed.

[.Sotek.]

I was hoping he didn't have the brain power to let the exhaust cool down. It'd make for a funny story like the china man who fucked a steel bench.

[firefeng]

Reason for edit: Modded: That last half was more suited for FW. Keep it out of the normal boards.

What? Mild sarcasm? Really...

[Doodlebug]

I was hoping he didn't have the brain power to let the exhaust cool down. It'd make for a funny story like the china man who fucked a steel bench.

oooo Do tell!

[hideo]

twas in grandma's dead section.

[Jurojin]

oooo Do tell!

http://killingifrit.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=171677

[Kras]

This dude needs to learn about fleshlight. He could stick one of those on the car and he wouldn't need to do the exhaust than.

[Geothermal]

Furries and "mechaphiles" now share an equally disturbing tier for me. And since, much like the Highlander, there can only be one, eventually mankind will give birth to a furry mechaphile. That's right faggots, a desire for a tangible, anthropomorphic, furry automobile to penetrate endlessly.

And no, I do not want proof that such an abomination already exists, let this ruminate in my imagination only.

[Dairyu]

Fuck that, having sex with a car is just retarded. If you're going to be a mechaphile, do it right.



That's right, have sex with an android.

[Kras]

Kosmos is sexy.

[killer_whm]

Another reason I believe that Rule 34 exists.

[renzuko]

HEY GEO, SPICE AND WOLF/ STRIKE WITCHES!!!!!!

i think >.> i've never seen spice and wolf...but if that doesnt work

KANOKON/STRIKE WITCHES!!!!

[Nilene]

Ohhh! This reminds me of an event i went to with my friend long ago, this guy and this girl was racing and like the girl won and all of the sudden she started stripping down and was getting nasty with her car me and my friend were like omg lol and she said "guess she wanted to thank the car for winning" and we laughed and left. lol

But I agree with the guy's dad where he says there are people who are attracted to lots of different things lol, to each their own lol whatever tickles his pickle lol

[Levian]

I was hoping he didn't have the brain power to let the exhaust cool down. It'd make for a funny story like the china man who fucked a steel bench.

If I was a bettin man, I'd wager he probably found that out the hard way.

[Mirae]

Jesus Christ. I'm at a loss for words. Think if that was my son I'd send him to a psychiatrist... >_>
That's just some weird-ass stuff...

honk if your horny

I lol'ed xD

I was hoping he didn't have the brain power to let the exhaust cool down.

I lol'ed again xD