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It's not possible, hes full of sh*t.
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QUOTE (Cavill @ Nov 20 2008, 03:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not possible, hes full of sh*t.


That's what people said about the Asian that got his pecker caught in a storm drain.

Always remember the words of Einstein:

"Only two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity. And I'm still not sure about the Universe."
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lol some people are messed up in the head. haveing sex with your metal car.. humm..
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Some people are so obsessed with cars that I'm actually not the least bit surprised that a few of them are having sex with them.

Judging by the description of the guy he must never have seen anything remotely like a woman since he was born, so it's not surprising at all.
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At least it wasn't an IROC.
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Isn't a car's exhaust pipe a hell of a lot wider in circumference than the average (and even not so average) penis? While reading this all I thought was "how does he get any friction at ALL?" That makes no sense to me.
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or maybe the guy has a dick like a coke can, and we're all just haters to him
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Whatever floats his weird carfucking boat man, whatever.
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The old VW's had pretty narrow tailpipes from what i remember.
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QUOTE (Nilene @ Nov 12 2008, 01:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ohhh! This reminds me of an event i went to with my friend long ago, this guy and this girl was racing and like the girl won and all of the sudden she started stripping down and was getting nasty with her car me and my friend were like omg lol and she said "guess she wanted to thank the car for winning" and we laughed and left. lol


That's hot, though. When a guy does it, that's just fucking wierd.
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