[Rockon]

DERF DERF DERF?

[Knight Of Apocalypse]

lol this thread may end up epic...

[DERFtheGalka]

O_____________O

SOMEBODIE SAY mey name? NOWS LAST TIMES I SPELT MY NAME ON OUTS IT HAD MORE ALPHEBET TOES IT....




THA'S GOOD OL DERFTHEGALKA, AKA DERFYCLAUSE AKA DERFTHEEASTERBUNNEH, Aka derffkins or JUST PLAN OL DERFY
NOWS GETS IT WIGHT OR I'LL TAKING MY BUDDEHS AND BRODERS BE KICKN UR ARSE AND TAK'N UR MOBIES AWAY!! YO

[Soupbowl]

Nigga stole my psp....

[Remaro]

All I gots is GameCast.

[DERFtheGalka]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALLL SMOK' N BUT I GAVEM BACK PSP YO!! DIDN'T YA'LL HUER IN MY REAL LIFE HOME MOVEH! >______>

[Seigrith]

Whenever Derf says anything whatsoever, I can actually feel and hear my very soul itself vomiting.

[Seigrith]

Seigrith I'm the kind of friend that will gladly hold back your hair when your soul vomits.

Oh no you don't. I'm like Peter North when it comes to my hair. Unfortunately, I don't really have any other parallels with Peter North that actually matter.

[Seigrith]

Hey guy, stop beating yourself up, I'm sure your penis is of respectable length and girth.

Remember, you went there first. I could have been referring to a number of things, namely that he has more money than me and is in better shape than I am.

[Traby]

Derf.

[Seigrith]

But the fact of the matter is you weren't and my name is Enpsi, penis is always on my mind. So your insinuating doesn't help when the flow of thoughts always leads back to penis.

Try not to assume that just because you constantly fantasize about myriad bouquets of penis that everyone does. Also, if you want to point out dirty anagrams, consider the picture in your avatar, tooting his own horn, as it were. He's wearing red, which in Final Fantasy XI can be a color commonly associated with San d'Oria. "San d'Oria" rearranges to spell "Asian rod". Enjoy.

[Tonka]

I just got a creepy image of a penis bouquet wrapped in a ribbon...

[Seigrith]

It's not assuming, and any further bickering you are just proving you are arguing for the sake of arguing. Furthermore, I toot my own horn often. Furthermore a bouquet of castrated cock is now also burned into my mind.

It isn't really an argument; I'm right and you're wrong.

[Seigrith]

The only other thing you could have meant in that reference was ejaculating massive amounts of semen. Or a large penis. That's why you referenced Peter North. Because those are the two things he is famous for.

Generally when referencing someone you are talking about the things they are famous for.


Otherwise you could be like "I don't really have any parallels with Paris Hilton." People would be like "Wtf?" Then someone would be all "So your good at giving head, are completely humble, poor and not blonde and don't have the face of a muskrat?" Then you would be all "No my favorite colour is clear"

While I'll admit that I do not have those particular congruities with Mr. North, his endowment seems to be your primary focus. Yes, it's probably fun to assume that when I say "parallels" I mean "things I have in common with somebody for which they are famous", but when I use that word, I am actually being a bit more general than that. Your predictable propensity to propagate and pepper your parlance perilously and profoundly with penises, possibly pendulous, provides palpable perforation to your posts.