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#1
User is offline   Veyron-Garuda 
Posted 08 November 2008 - 06:21 AM

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Turkey bacon's the fucking Pandora's box for the Sam Union. My experience:

*Opens the fridge* huh.gif

"osnap! Bacon!" biggrin.gif

*Looks at the package...* blink.gif

"Turkey bacon...wonder what this tastes like..." unsure.gif

*See's some in a little plastic baggy already made* rolleyes.gif

"Shit! nice, bacon fuck yeah!" laugh.gif

*CHOMP* happy.gif

"FUCKIGN WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS CAN'T BE BACON" angry.gif


Question:
Is it wrong to hate the Turkey bacon? Discuss. ph34r.gif
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#2
User is offline   Vax 
Posted 08 November 2008 - 06:38 AM

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On one hand, it defies the nature of "True Bacon" by not being pure and from the all mighty pig.. but on the other... it is technically bacon because it was decided and named so by the manufacturers...

Seeing as the prefix -Turkey has been added, one can definitely argue it is not really Bacon.. and that it is a different food all together...

Sadly... that does not change the actuality that the substance is still labeled as.... bacon...


I must meditate and seek the guidance of Koki on this matter. In the meantime, we must petition to have this monstrosity of a food renamed to something more descriptive of it's blasphemy.


Bane? Thoughts?
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#3
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:31 AM

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Turkey-Bacon is the fuckin shit. Great combo. Bacon doesn't have to be eaten alone, he has a party of friends that help enhance him. For example, you want a bard with your sam, correct? Turkey is bacon's bard. They fuckin make a great team.
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#4
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:33 AM

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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo ima fucking glad ive never tried or trusted turkey bacon, its the real deal onry 4 meh! thanks for the heads up, those 2 posts REALLY made me lol.

Edit O_O @ Veg's post, maybe i should try it after all and cook them all in the same pot so turkey can soak up sum of the other bacons flava!
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:37 AM

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See the problem is some people fuck up their Turkey/Bacon ratio(Which may mess up your combo here), but when I go to subway, I always get double meat (which doubles the turkey and the bacon) and then I get an extra order of bacon on top of that, which is just fuckin perfect.
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#6
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:42 AM

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fuckers are maKIn me want bacon, new quest for gf this weekend, MAKE NML DA BACON!
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:50 AM

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QUOTE (Cream Soda @ Nov 8 2008, 07:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See the problem is some people fuck up their Turkey/Bacon ratio(Which may mess up your combo here), but when I go to subway, I always get double meat (which doubles the turkey and the bacon) and then I get an extra order of bacon on top of that, which is just fuckin perfect.

this, turkey+bacon sammich is awesome
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#8
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 09:09 AM

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Turkey Bacon is an acceptable form of Bacon- however, it is less pure than Bacon. Turkey Bacon is a child of Koki and Bacon, therefore it is not all loving. It can be very spiteful. Eat with caution.
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#9
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 09:50 AM

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QUOTE (BanetheBrawler @ Nov 8 2008, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Turkey Bacon is an acceptable form of Bacon- however, it is less pure than Bacon. Turkey Bacon is a child of Koki and Bacon, therefore it is not all loving. It can be very spiteful. Eat with caution.


AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 03:59 PM

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QUOTE (Cream Soda @ Nov 8 2008, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Turkey-Bacon is the fuckin shit. Great combo. Bacon doesn't have to be eaten alone, he has a party of friends that help enhance him. For example, you want a bard with your sam, correct? Turkey is bacon's bard. They fuckin make a great team.


Oh yeah no doubt, but actual Turkey Bacon, like, Bacon made from Turkey, wtf@that shit!
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#11
User is offline   Lyko. 
Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:51 PM

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Turky--good
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Bacon---good
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TurkeyBacon---Win


Simple math people...


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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:59 PM

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Your math is off

Bacon = +10. It's bacon.
Turkey = -1. Almost every time it's too dry. Bacon is superior.

TurkeyBacon = Turkey x Bacon = -10
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 06:34 AM

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Turkey Bacon is like SAM/THF. Acceptable, yes. Desired, No!
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#14
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 12:53 PM

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the moral of the story is, don't eat pre cooked bacon other people always suck at cooking bacon.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 04:02 PM

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Turkey fails
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#16
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 05:59 PM

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QUOTE (Darklordoftoast @ Nov 9 2008, 01:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your math is off

Bacon = +10. It's bacon.
Turkey = -1. Almost every time it's too dry. Bacon is superior.

TurkeyBacon = Turkey x Bacon = -10

This math is flawless.

QUOTE (NikosThePLDMan @ Nov 9 2008, 08:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Turkey Bacon is like SAM/THF. Acceptable, yes. Desired, No!



Both these men speak truth.
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#17
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 08:05 PM

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Bacon is nasty.

Imitation bacon is emulating nasty.
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#18
User is offline   Darklordoftoast 
Posted 09 November 2008 - 08:33 PM

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I expect parses to back up your claims Haka
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#19
User is offline   Vax 
Posted 09 November 2008 - 09:49 PM

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QUOTE (Hakamaru @ Nov 9 2008, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bacon is nasty.



Vax's respect for Hakamaru falls to level 74.
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#20
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 11:45 PM

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HAKA HOW COULD YOU?! OOOOOOH HOW THE VALIANT HAVE FALLEN! WHO HAS CORRUPTED YOU?!
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