[DERFtheGalka]

MAH BUDDEHS MAH BUDDEHS MAH BUDDEHS MAH BUDDEHS MAH BUDDEHS

[Jormungand]

I think I just had a seizure...there is no proper way to express the feeling I had when I saw this huge bold red text. It was like being thrown into an abyss of senseless pain, there was nothing but excruciating torture the likes I'd hope no one else ever has to experience.

Like looking into the eyes of your creator, and being rejected, cast down into depths unimaginable so he'll never have to acknowledge your presence again. To know true worthlessness, is to gaze upon this text.

I love you too Derf.

[Doodlebug]

FLAME GO!

[Prothescar]

posting in a soon-to-be-deleted thread.

[Rockon]

I've found the best way to read a Derf post, is to first put him on ignore, read all the responses to his post and then go in and read his posts. Builds the anticipation and such.

[Kaikaitos]

lets embrace

[Boldfinger]

there is no proper way to express the feeling I had when I saw this huge bold

but I'm on a diet and everything ;_;

[Agana]

derf doesn't it get boring?

[Vigilous]

You should be asking, if it gets lonely.

Btw I admit to sitting on Derfs site and moving my mouse over "MAH BUDDEHS" listening to it until I was blue in the face....

I'm fairly confident my wife could accurately diagnose what nuerosis you suffer from. And I'm also fairly confident her recommended treatment would be a straight jacket and high doses of lithium.

And Paxil.

Seriously, get help. That goes for Derf as well. The sign of true mental retardation is the repeating the same action and expecting different results.

[[Crack]]

Woohoo he posted on flame wars...

FUCK YOU YOU FUCK, FUCK I FUCKING HATE YOU. I DONT CARE IF YOUR A FUCKING TROLL, I WANT YOU TO EAT THE LCD OUT OF LCD SCREENS. IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY IQ YOU HAD, ID BE IN DEBT. YOU LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD TWAT, GO PLAY WOW.

[Rockon]

YOU LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD TWAT, GO PLAY WOW.

seconded

[Boldfinger]

Woohoo he posted on flame wars...

FUCK YOU YOU FUCK, FUCK I FUCKING HATE YOU. I DONT CARE IF YOUR A FUCKING TROLL, I WANT YOU TO EAT THE LCD OUT OF LCD SCREENS. IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY IQ YOU HAD, ID BE IN DEBT. YOU LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD TWAT, GO PLAY WOW.

seconded

Well, personally I'd have dropped the C-bomb during a rant like that instead of 'twat', but yeah... agreed.

[Doodlebug]

Cunt?

[DERFtheGalka]

Well, personally I'd have dropped the C-bomb during a rant like that instead of 'twat', but yeah... agreed.

HO HO HO HO HO YEAH SO NE WAYZ BRODERS THIS IS GOOOD OL DERFYCLAUSE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HOW AND I AM TEELING TO Y'ALL ON A LIVE CHANEL AT THE NORTH POLE CLOSE TO WERE YOU GOTES THAT SMEXY PREZIDANT OF ALASKA BEES MAN SO IT'S PRETTY COLD UP HERE !


YEAH SO NE WAYZ I BEEENS TAKING A LOOK AT MY MAH BOOK OF NAMES THAT ARE GOOD AND NAMES THAT BAD AND I DON'T LIKERS WHAT I SEE BECAZ Y'ALL THIS CHRISTMAS WON'T BE GEETINS ANY PRESSES FROM GOOD OL SAINT DERYKINS!!1 YA
ALL GOOTES TO BE NICE UP IN HERE WHAT DOES YA'LL THINK YOU CAN GEST SAYS NASTEH THANGS ??



YAH SO NE WAYZ Y'ALL BETTER BE NICEBECAUSE ****TAKES A BIG OL GANDER AT DERFYKINS CALANDER AND SEES THAT XMAS IS RWIGHT ROUND THE CORNER IN A MONTH AND 22 DAYZ FROM HERE ON OUTS AND ONLY GOTES LIKE 1 BAG FUL OF PRESSES BUT THATS FOR GOOD OL DERFYKINS STASSH RIGHT THERE



YEAH DIDN'T 'ALL KNOWS THAT I AM ALWAYS ON THE GOOD LIST MAN I ACTUALLY HAVES MYSELF A SECTIUN GEST FOR MEH HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR THAT'S PRETTY KOORL RIGHT THER


SO NE WAYS






YEAH OH LOOKIESS I DID A ANOTHER DANCE!!! HA AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT'S BITCHIN!




































oh HAR AHR I DIDS IT AGAIN HA I LOVEN MAH DANCING IT'S LIKE I DANCE WHEN I HAPPEH

[Kay]

He doesn't read your posts anyways lol

[Boldfinger]

/yawn


Can anyone else smell the rancid stench of that last Derf post? Wut?

[Boldfinger]

Cunt?

Oh, that's what that unmistakable smell is. Yes. Rancid cunt

[Doodlebug]

Hilarious..