[richardd]

do ppl still care about this shit? who cares if they're getting claims? and the amount of anon posts in 1 thread is just ridiculous.


let em get their king gear. if you dont like it, set your bot timers lower. not like the ppl complaining against them aren't packin'. I know they are. As for me, i didnt have to sit and wait 3 hours in a Darter camp for my Ebody. We fight a mob every 1.5 weeks that's guaranteed to drop at least 1-2 king abj bodies. Lolkings. Only king worth it is KB. And by the look on the pld's on this server, id say they need all the drings they can get. I see pld's that get hit from tiamat for 200's in the air, D: for a tank job that's so easy to play, they still get it done half ass. THROW DEM SUM RINGZ


edit: imageshack sucks

[Sovelis]

lol ty rich

[RaiderBoy]

Boring AND gay. Everyone's been botting since 2003. Nothing changes.

[ZhiGaruda]

On the topic of them rejecting gimps, last I looked censura is the first place ppl who get kicked out of other hnmls for stealing, hacking, causing internal drama, or just plain out failing at thier job go. At least that is the case with Enigma I am assuming it is similiar for other hnmls out there as well.

Basically censura is built up apon collecting the gimps and thiefs from everyother shell on garuda. The only success censura has atm is kings and toau hnms really, simply cause they are stupid enough to spend atm I belive $2,500 for 10 bots and an additional $1,000 for 4 other ppl, might be more now been awhile since I dug around for info on it.

And censura ppl stop denying you all don't bot no one claims close to 90% of pops without that bot it is the same on every other server with the bot. 1 shell owns all pop nms. And please going from getting hit with GoH 29 times in 1 fight and taking 4hrs to kill cerberus to killing it without a single goh going off 3 days later..... like you all didn't start using on event bot to stun everything.

So yea you all might be the top king shell atm but really who cares most king gear is gimp compaired to other gear in the game nowdays except rid, adaberk, and def ring. And 1 of those you do not even have to do kings to get.

Oh and elaborate on the /rdm to KB and Aspi cause everyone still gets a kick out of that. since you are giving up dmg reduction for a few more hate spells to cast, but since you are taking dmg you are losing that hate and wasting more mp anyways. And if you all didn't know enspells cause 0 hate.

Oh my goodness, I finally get a chance to reply on a forum you don't have admin rights to delete my post!! YES!

So uh..do you realize half your shell was in Censhura at one time, and kicked for either being a complete moron or not showing up to events? Yes, we have a few of your old members, but uh..wasn't only Jaked kicked? For watching us kill Cerberus? LOL. Justien, Cloudx and the like all left because aww, you guys suck, and Segun keeps all drops to fund his Aegis + Ares Body!

No one is denying we don't bot. EVERY end game LS bots, that's just stupid. Maybe you should invest in linked camping, it's pretty damn sick with enough members. Maybe you noticed, we missed what, like 3-4 Nidhogg's in a row? Doesn't that tell you something? Stelvia is probably just holding out on botting Fafnir and just using it's bots for the HQ. Think think thinkkkkkk! You don't need some super bot to claim everything, just enough members, and people who are willing to camp even if Captain Segun isn't online.

Oh, and about the /RDM to KB and Aspid thing. #1 Phalanx provides more damage reduction than Defender BY A LONG SHOT. Defense is a myth. #2 Uh wait, isn't Aspid in it's shell like 1/2 the fight? Leaving me to spam spells to build hate? I notice when you guys claim Aspid, BLMs are constantly being drawn in. I guess lolProvoke doesn't work too well for you;-;

Did you know, KB doesn't actually hit you?! You run away, and he chases! /RDM provides MUCH more stable hate control, and the BLMs can go wild. If you claim a KB every now and then, you might know this. Sad that when you do your BLMs are the main kiters, while Segun its AFK in the corner because he can't pull hate

Love you Xatsh~

[cloudx_garuda]

Damn Zhi you beat me to it. ><
Saddest part is Segun doesn't let anyone do any damage for 7-10 minutes "to establish hate",
and for the love of god, please let segun and carbon know they need a buffer on pld, they delvl
every time they die..

[Sovelis]

In the mean time just sit back have a coke and a smile

[Sovelis]

oh you mean adaberk there Rash? yea you don't have to do kings to get them but you have to be good enough to kill odin, enigma can't even get pass tier1 how yall gonna get adaberks? please explain.

[ZhiGaruda]

That's the thing I don't understand. All these people saying lolKings because you can get abj. from Odin...yet only SA, EDI and the JP of Stelvia have been able to get to / kill him. Fanboy much?

This makes work so interesting!!

[Kenja]

Wow first drama on Garuda in decades and its over botting... Nice to know there's people on every server making Maury one rich bastard.

[ZhiGaruda]

Oh, whoops. I didn't address the "event bot" for stuns. Actually, if you want me to be completely honest, we did have 1 member try that once. Generally the stun went off too quickly and the Gates still got off, so we scratched that idea.

Yes, our first 2 or 3 Cerb's definitely sucked in terms of stunning. Our only reliable stunners seemed to be Dagna, Sabines, and Isildor, for a while. Practice makes perfect, big daddy! When the BLMs learn which filters to have on/off, how close to be to the mob to not get paralyzed, etc., it's crazzzzyy how easy it is to stun Cerb.

I'm sorry that you can't fight Cerberus and WIN. I was at your last one, and you stunned I think 1 out of 3 tries before wiping, and having us clean up the mess for you. Do you honestly think every other LS on every server that fights Cerberus without 1 Gates going off is using a stun bot? That's just ridiculous. You areee soooo stuupiiddd!

Edit: Oh, about the "gimps and thieves" our LS consists of. Didn't you just re-recruit Bujo, who has broken 3 LS's now and kept the bank for himself?? You know he applied to us first, and got denied, right? LOVE! YOU!

[cloudx_garuda]

Enspells for kiting KB! gogogo!

[Quickening!]

You areee soooo stuupiidddd

Credible post just turned uncredible.

5th grade tactics ftw!

/goes back into the corner and watches

[ZhiGaruda]

Credible post just turned uncredible.

5th grade tactics ftw!

/goes back into the corner and watches

Eh, I do my best to try to add entertainment to my posts, be it for me or the 5th graders logging on in the library

I have a wide audience to attend to! All of like...10 people.. ....

[Veyron-Garuda]

Get some better drama, botting drama's so 2006.

http://killingifrit.com/forums/index.php?s...t=0&start=0

lrn2ninja

Those were the days Where's Bama to nigger this thread up right & proper?

[Kenja]

Oh man reading that thread was nostalgic

[Byrthnoth]

Haha, I remembered reading that Demo thread first time and going "wth, he tried to ninja it and only lotted a 40? F A I L!" That thread also had much better pictures than this thread.


And yeah, if Cen had NASA they'd have a much higher claim rate.

On Odin:
50% claim rate on Nids, ~30% drop rate, ~7 day average pop time ~==~ One Odin every 2 weeks with a 25% chance to drop in one slot and a chance to drop in another slot
So you guys who camp kings and do Ein unsuccessfully will get E-bodies at about the same rate that a shell that can meet for ~45 minutes twice a week will get them. If we go back to kings, it'd be for N.heads and D.rings more than for E.bodies and Ridills. The time investment just doesn't pan out. Even assuming you don't camp NQs, he pops on average fourth window, and you have a 50% Nid claim rate, you still camp 12 hours for every Nidhogg you claim. I'd rather do 3 hours of Einherjar.
The two aren't mutually exclusive, but it's clear which one should be preferred if your shell is only going to do one.

[Darklordoftoast]

"lolKings" is more of a reference to Salvage/ZNM than Einherjar anyway.

[Byrthnoth]

Well, the only ground HNM gear that isn't available from Einherjar in at least some frequency that some people want is Pixie Earring, Ridill, D-ring, Assjammer, and the BB items. Basically, Fafnir and KB with some turtle thrown in for eggs.

For those of you who took/remember the SATs -
Assjammar : Bahamut's Mask :: Ridill : Perdu Voulge

I mean, sure it could be argued, but ~.~! I'd be the first to admit salvage gear does not completely replace Kings gear though. E.bodies don't drop in Salvage.

[Vaelin]

/popcorn.

Byrth: Don't forget the two most important factors for Salvage & Einherjar.. you can't bot them and it requires real coordination. And BB items can easily come from KSNMs, so it's really only about Ridill, Assjam, Pixie and D-Ring.

[Idiot]

/popcorn? what the fuck? lol ya go eat your popcorn u fat bitch


ohoooohooohhhhoho i got it!

how bout all you freaks post pictures of your pale fat ugly asses so the readers and i can get some more entertainment when we actually can see from whom these posts are coming from!
man this is great!
...so this is what all those fuckin weird outcast nerds did when they werent at school.

"lets gather at the internetz!
for a virtual-showdown!
All right pale nerd comrades yeah! yeah!
lets tell those other dudes in the other group how gay they are and how much they can cheat better than we can!
yeah...and how bad they suck at pressing keys and pushing buttons in front of a screen!
Damn those bastards, they killed the moster that drops the golden belt buckle!! noooooooooooo! we wont have another chance to fight him for another 30 hours!"

lol the game companies got you guys wrapped so tightly around their rich ass fingers its sickening (hence the tripple chins and cottage cheese asses you all got while you adventuring their little world for your new pair of silver sandals! silver...because you dont have enough super strong people to get the golden sandals yet ).

guys if this is true waht ive read....you guys actually pay money for imaginary "items" and "characters" in an imaginary world...HAHAHA
and lets see....some of you actually payed several thousand dollars to some very smart guy for a program that he made?! ohhhhh mannnn!
what does it do? does it get you the items for freeeeee!?!

come on guys...lets play by the rules. its a video game. this is life and death here!
i mean....we dont want that other group of terrible button-pushers to get ahead of us in "life"!

You guys and your parachute pants with fuckin d-rings, straps,chains and clips hanging down from them and your black dragon ball z shirts walkin around reading manga like your about to shoot a fuckin ball of fire out of your hands. what the fuck? the shit you guys are talking about makes me pee and shit my pants into eternity. i cannot stop laughing!

...this however, is really interesting, how you guys can persist so much over a fuckin video game. I guess its the best you guys can do without having any physical condition to actually put up something that could be called a fight. maybe try slapping? its a step up in the right direction...haha wow..no wait. let me say this in your words... LOL

oooohoooohhh i can hear it! you guys are starting to plot on how you are going to reply back to me! i cant wait! type faster you ugly gamers!

here is my prediction on the responses as far as pictures go:
1. someone will actually post a picture of themselves lookin decent!
2. most will post pictures of random hot ppl because they are too afraid of showing them selves.
3. hardly anyone that is dissapointed with the way they look or feel about themselves will actually put their ugly ass up.
4. and ofcourse, there is gunna be those clever ones that put up pictures of even uglier ppl than themselves just to make themselves feel better internally.
(basically what im saying is...you all got some self esteem issues wether its to try and get recognition or to hide)(response to this: "o nooooooo you got some self esteem issues!"lol...)

by the way... i realize some of you that play these games are actually not so bad. so kudos to you if your one of the "cool nerds!" but LOL if you are on here for any other reason than to laugh!
the rest of you....go do some push ups, run some laps (around a track bigger than your hallway), go get them ladies you lazy retards(that is if you guys are old enough)! and stop eating so damn much of everything you see for God's sake!

i got to search you ppl more often...
next stop...World of Warcraft-ers (or whatever the hell u guys call yourselves)!

Round 2: START!
(but this time post the pictures you took to show your HOT video game girlfriends(who we all know, are really just older and more creepy men, but you still cyber with them because your lonneeely), we want to see and laugh at your ugly asses fighting like pigs in the dirt....come onnnnnn i seen u all on ffxiplayers.com!)
red dudes
dudes with pink tights!
dudes wearing biker helmets!
and of course RAIDEN!


damn i spent way to much time on this. more fun than thought!