[Serataru]

Friend of mine found these somewhere in his screenshot "memories." This apparently took place on Unicorn server.
Scan down to the part where Stormrage starts talking. Enjoy.

[1337NancYBoY]

I can see now why you would believe everyone on the internet is a horny nerd that has never known the touch of intimacy beyond what appears in a chatlog.

I'm debating whether or not to save these screens that I may read over them whenever I feel depressed to steel myself in knowledge that no matter how far I may fall, I'll be better then him. My videotape of a Klingon wedding currently fulfills that contingency. <.<

[pathwriter]

A Klingon wedding shouldn't work. I mean, they're getting married, they're actually participating in the real world, albeit in a seriously weird way. Stormrage, on the other hand... I am without words.

[Agena]

The guy who said " I have engaged in E-Sex many times and I do honestly believe it to be very close to the real thing." is a virgin, nuff said.


EDIT: oh okay, he admits it (Yeah I only read that far before thinking it was bogus) What a loser.

[Serataru]

I can see now why you would believe everyone on the internet is a horny nerd that has never known the touch of intimacy beyond what appears in a chatlog.

i figure its one of those assumptions that most times you can't go wrong with

[MrReinhardt]

then he probably believes killing someone while charmed is like real life murder

[Poochoo]

I have not laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you OP.

[Villainous]

LOL... wow+1 indeed, good show

[Saxonian]

Someone is taking roleplaying a bit too seriously...

[CrosisReturns]

If i cyber myself in game does that mean i'm e-mastrubating.

[Tomiko]

Friend of mine found these somewhere in his screenshot "memories."

Just to give credit where its due, I found these on the Wabo Linkshell forums.

I'm still not sure if Stormrage is trolling or is being serious. I'm leaning towards serious though.

[Cesyen]

wow another good reason to leave unicorn overpopulation due to esex ftw!

[(Kaneda)]

Clearly someone misunderstood "2D > 3D."

[1337NancYBoY]

i figure its one of those assumptions that most times you can't go wrong with

So it would seem.

[Rhadamantis]

That has to be a troll.

I know most people are stupid, but I always hope for the best.

[Serataru]

I would have bought that he was serious til the mail order semen/in game mule baby part

[Arkley]

I'm keeping this to read and re-read every time my girlfriend pisses me off.

[Nimbusyosh]

At this point in my life, I'd actually PREFER E-sex Versus real sex.

Th largest sexual organ in your body is your mind in the first place, so if you have a good imagination, then yo can have a better sexual relationship than fucking some skank (see the skank thread) that will take ur money/kids/ sanity.


I dunno about you, but I can't fuck someone in a temple with a TON of ghost around watching, getting off, while I have my woman in suspended animation while she's casting spells to make her pussy/asshole tighter and en-spelling out genitals to act as KY his and hers lube X100.


You an only do that in ur mind, but perception is reality, and if you believe hard enough........


4HORSEMEN( )4LIFE!!!

[Jurojin]

DALM -1 IS JUST FOR SHOW

[Mirae]

That has to be a troll.

I know most people are stupid, but I always hope for the best.

This, lol.
He has to be joking...right? XD I can't imagine someone being serious about that...