[treelo]

I suppose the Elvaan equivalent would be a picture or someone tripping over their own feet due to a lack of natural agility and/or dexterity. Maybe throw in a pair of chopsticks fluttering madly in his grasp. Besides, we all know who'd win in a knife fight.

[nefarious.lover]

Even if mathemagically elvaan were superior to mithra they still look fucking retarded in almost everything they do.

[Ture]

I am sorry but when my giraffe looking toon lunges over a taru pld to do SA+SB its damn funny.

[BuGGaTon]

You shouldn't want people to laugh at you :/

[Nattack]

clowns... entertainers... comedians...

[Shamaya]

Cowards and crooks...

(surrounded by)

[Histasius]

Present.

On the gloves arguement; i'm a little suprised you are all getting whiney and your nickers in a twist. It seems that you're all trying to be the new Treelo even though he's still here. The only problem is you don't have his knowledge to back it up.

"Present"? I think not. You might want to actually check up and see what contributions SpiderDan made to these forums and elsewhere regarding theorycraft before you claim to even be nearly on the same grounds.

Little child, I was old school before you hit your first mandy. The initial debates to hit these forums when theorycrafting was developing, I was in. I made fun of the original Nynjaa, even before his idiot arse got mandau and made every thf in the game look pro. Don't speak up because your "irthf2yrlol" arse thinks he knows shit about anything. Pack it back into your crib, I'm not Treelo the second, I'm Histasius the first.

And btw, go read up on ffxiclopedia and get yourself a shiny nice calculator. The bigger people paved the way to make the statement "Your opinion means dick, maths or GTFO" trample dumb arses like Nynjaa. We murdered them 4 years ago, so don't go standing up in the shoes of dead idiots.

[BuGGaTon]

That post was entirely a flame. If you're trying to float your penis about how awesome you are, you've definitely done that(!) Whilst you've got my time as a high end thief incorrect I don't see how it makes much of a difference. I might have only contributed an equipment guide that people are still sending me /tells to this day thanking me for and I might have only done some basic low level weapon damage calculations and some high end crit rate weapons testing but that doens't mean i'm a moron, a noob or a bad lack-of-proper-knowledge thief.

I don't claim to be the best thief in the multiverse. I don't claim to be the most useful KI forum thief tester. I don't claim to be the most knowledgable thief in existance, but i'm a damned site better than most. You represent everything wrong with this forum. You've a chip on your shoulder and teenage angst still to dispense. If you're not a teenager then you really need to grow up, mentally.

I came into this thread to settle down the girls and boys that whined in the posts before mine even though they'd been given a reasonable explaination from Shadowmeld and it worked until you decided to burst into tears. Would you like me to fetch you a tissue? Maybe some warm milk and a huggle from mummy? What about coating your balls in fish paste and dangling them in a piranha tank?

Oldschool didn't exist when I hit my first mandy. That's like starting a new fashion trend and calling it retro a week later. Oldschool, also, means nothing.

Lastly, if you're so fucking "wizard" why don't you do the fucking maths instead of asking someone else to do it for you, you lazy, whiny cunt.

[Histasius]

That post was entirely a flame. If you're trying to float your penis about how awesome you are, you've definitely done that(!) Whilst you've got my time as a high end thief incorrect I don't see how it makes much of a difference.

I'm not the arsehat that was claiming to be on par with people who actually contribute. Mr. "Present".

I might have only contributed an equipment guide that people are still sending me /tells to this day thanking me for

ffxi.somepage.com ftw?

and I might have only done some basic low level weapon damage calculations and some high end crit rate weapons testing but that doens't mean i'm a moron, a noob or a bad lack-of-proper-knowledge thief.

Both having already been done by others. Yes I saw and *yawn*. Plagiarism. Requoting someone who'd done the work already doesn't make the work yours. Also, making a crappy and refuted 'test' founded on grade 5 mathematics with no reference to a fully developed known calculation doesn't make for a contribution. It makes for random garbage. I don't give a fuck how special your mom thinks you are, you're not clever or inventive and this isn't the music world - no one appreciates 'covers'.

If you're not a teenager then you really need to grow up, mentally.

What about coating your balls in fish paste and dangling them in a piranha tank?

Que? And little bitch, you might want to roll back: you brought the offensive on me. Don't go fluffing some bollocks about how you're smart, you're some ignorant random that only a denser noob would recognise.

Lastly, if you're so fucking "wizard" why don't you do the fucking maths instead of asking someone else to do it for you, you lazy, whiny cunt.

Quote where I was asking someone to do the maths for me? I can hear the gerbils cranking that wheel now...


Roll on dog!

[BuGGaTon]

I'm not the arsehat that was claiming to be on par with people who actually contribute. Mr. "Present".

Yes you are...

ffxi.somepage.com ftw?

Because that's more helpful than a more organised and better sorted out format isn't it? 2nd failed point.

Both having already been done by others. Yes I saw and *yawn*. Plagiarism. Requoting someone who'd done the work already doesn't make the work yours. Also, making a crappy and refuted 'test' founded on grade 5 mathematics with no reference to a fully developed known calculation doesn't make for a contribution. It makes for random garbage. I don't give a fuck how special your mom thinks you are, you're not clever or inventive and this isn't the music world - no one appreciates 'covers'.

There's nothing plagiarised XD I love that you're stooping to lying now. You don't have anything else to say against me so you're making shit up. That's really grown up. All power to you!

Que? And little bitch, you might want to roll back: you brought the offensive on me. Don't go fluffing some bollocks about how you're smart, you're some ignorant random that only a denser noob would recognise.

I am smart. Tremendously gifted in the brain department. Sorry :X "fluffing some bollocks" doesn't mean anything other than some sexual overtone. At least my insults were direct and sensical.

[nefarious.lover]

God I love it when people who I've never heard of come back to something they've clearly been away from for a long time to pretend that their tenure means something and acting like predating an event is some sort of sanctimonious authority over all those who come after them.

[BuGGaTon]

~embarrased edit~

[nefarious.lover]

That was aimed at Histasius, for acting like anyone gives a flying motherfuck how many years ago they were talking shit on the internet or posting shit about THF.

Rally my fucking cock. Jesus, I didn't think I had to quote his post to make it clear who it was directed at. Why would I pretend that I've never heard of you when we've interacted previously?

[BuGGaTon]

I've been a bit fragile recently >.>;

[nefarious.lover]

I wouldn't lose any sleep over some self important twat who thinks being around at the beginning means you can take multi-yeared hiatus and expect anyone to give a shit when you come back.