[DERFtheGalka]

WELLLLL YEP YEP I AM BACK AND YEP YEP THIS IS A FLAMY!! IF YA WANTS TO SEE MOAR JUST HEAD ON TOOS SHIVERA FORUMS BUT THIS HEAR ABOTS WHAT IS WRUNG WITH CASINOES MAN!!


y'know i beens prettyy nice LATELY AND I DECIDERS TO TAKE A FELLOW BRODERS ADVICE AND HADES MYSELVERS A CASINOES!!!!

GEST HAD TO GUESSUMS THE NUMBER IN MAH HEAD FFOR EACH BET AND Y'ALL WIN A SURPRISE YO.............



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THAT DANG OL GABLEH MASTER DONE SENT ME A TELLER AND SENT GOOD OL DERFYKINS TO THE JAILHOUSE ROCK!!!

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YAH SO I DUNNO MAH FELLOW BRODER BUDDEHS..... WATZ SO WRUNG WITH THEM CASINOES!! SO AS YOU CAN TELLS I DONE COMPLAINERS AND ASKEMS IF ITS BEE ARIGHT TO HAVES DERFYMAS.... SO ALLS THE GOOD BOIS AND GURLIES CAN HAVE A PRESSES.... AND YOU KNOW WHAT?? GUESS WHAT??? NOPE!!!




HE DONE SAID THAT I SPAM TOO MANY SHOUTINGS BUT I SEEE CASINOE SHOUTS ALL THE DANG OL TIME!!! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL SO NE WAYZ THATS WHY I AM FLAMING IN THE FLAMIN WARS MAN... THIS IS DISCRIMATIION! WHY CANTS GALAKANS HAVE CASINOES BUT EVERYBODIE AND THEIR MOMMAS CANS HAVES THEM !!!! AND MINES EZER AND MORE CHALLENGING YO!

[Poochoo]

[Aleera]

I just laughed so fucking hard at this.. lol

[Villainous]

because just like in real life, casinos are there to separate stupid people from their money. this brand of tomfoolery might be acceptable IRL while getting free drinks/food/hotel rooms and titties pushed in my face- but you aren't providing any of that, now are you?

until you can produce titties or something else to entertain me while I put 300 on black, I support the GM's decision.

[jojothemidget]

Be careful what you ask for Villainous or you might get some Derf moob's in your face.

[DERFtheGalka]

ORRRRRR SOME KITTY KATS MAN BOOBIES FTMOFOW YOOO




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[Villainous]

well, more nauseating than entertaining.. but you've piqued my interest
do you offer roulette?

[Takune]

well, more nauseating than entertaining.. but you've piqued my interest
do you offer roulette?

Roulettes for pussies and people who dont shower.

Play craps, like a real man.

[Icerat]

because just like in real life, casinos are there to separate stupid people from their money. this brand of tomfoolery might be acceptable IRL while getting free drinks/food/hotel rooms and titties pushed in my face- but you aren't providing any of that, now are you?

until you can produce titties or something else to entertain me while I put 300 on black, I support the GM's decision.

Why does it have to be a black thing?

[Kussese]

well, more nauseating than entertaining.. but you've piqued my interest
do you offer roulette?

If Derf offered roulette, he'd start the round and the revolver would have six bullets in it. Whoops.

[jojothemidget]

Best game ever?

[Zareth]

This post may have raised the IQ of the thread by 30.

[Villainous]

Roulettes for pussies and people who dont shower.

Play craps, like a real man.

nah, not so, its good for when you want to just break even and suck down free drinks. the problem is eventually I get sloshed and put 300 on black.
I have to fess up, craps confuses the shit out of me. people say "oh its so easy, let me explain..." and 20 minutes later still kinda sketchy on the concept.

[Takune]

you should let a craps dealer teach you how =D

[DERFtheGalka]

If Derf offered roulette, he'd start the round and the revolver would have six bullets in it. Whoops.

har har ahr hhhaHARRRRR THAT'S PRETTY FUNNEH RIGHT THAR YO BRODER KUSS BUT A BETTER GAME IS GOOD OL BINGO MAN !! TWAT WAY CAN USEMS THE ALPHEBEAT &LURN AT THE SAME TIM

[Prothescar]

har har ahr hhhaHARRRRR THAT'S PRETTY FUNNEH RIGHT THAR YO BRODER KUSS BUT A BETTER GAME IS GOOD OL BINGO MAN !! TWAT WAY CAN USEMS THE ALPHEBEAT &LURN AT THE SAME TIM

[Dairyu]

One day when I make a GM call, I hope to be greeted by

[GM]Derfthegalka>> : weellll HAY TER BRODERMAN I HERD YOU DUN HAD A QEUSTIONS ABOUT DAT GEETIN STUCK IN DYANMIS WINDURST BRODER.

I think I may just burst in to flames at the sheer amazement.

[AroHurst]

One day when I make a GM call, I hope to be greeted by

[GM]Derfthegalka>> : weellll HAY TER BRODERMAN I HERD YOU DUN HAD A QEUSTIONS ABOUT DAT GEETIN STUCK IN DYANMIS WINDURST BRODER.

I think I may just burst in to flames at the sheer amazement.

At least his vocabulary would match the standard GM's level of service.

[Seigrith]

At least his vocabulary would match the standard GM's level of service.

I can't look at your name and not think of Wyld Stallyns, which makes me wish I could perform an audible air guitar rift.

[AroHurst]

I can't look at your name and not think of Wyld Stallyns, which makes me wish I could perform an audible air guitar rift.

The sad part is that I picked this name before I even seen that idiotic movie.