Vil, the Florida Law where doors have to open outward actually makes sense in terms of fire safety. It takes a few extra seconds to open a door you have to pull than push.
But, you forgot other fun laws like in the State of Kentucky, it is illegal for a wife to rearrange the furniture without her husband's permissions (old law, happened because a state senator came home drunk one night and tripped over a foot stool.)
In the state of Kentucky it is illegal to walk down the street with an Ice Cream Cone in your back pocket (Horse stealing technique. Horses like sweet things and will follow you if you have something really sweet. If you one follows you off the owners property onto your own it becomes your horse.)
In the state of Tennessee it is illegal to hunt ducks inside your car.
In the state of Tennessee it is illegal to land a bi-plane on the back of a moving pick-up truck.
In the state of Kentucky all bees entering the state must have a certificate of health.
In Yamhill, Oregon it is illegal to predict the future
In Michigan, No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
In Michigan, A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
In Detroit, Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
In Detroit, It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
In Detroit, It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
If you've ever driven through Georgia, the sex toys ban does not apply according to about half the billboards you will witness stretching for miles.
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I just had to add this after looking at Vil's links after I found it!
In Fort Thomas, Kentucky, It is illegal for Dogs to molest cars.
http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1152*edit2*
Ok... this just adds more fuel to my vow to never live in Tennessee... Just look at the whole state...
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. (I had no idea they had Wild Whales in Tennessee...)
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
Memphis Tennessee: This one takes the cake
It is Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.