[richardd]

No John, you are the stupid. That ALONE made you lose all trust in her? Why wouldn't it? You make it seem extraordinary when anyone with half a brain would never loan anything to someone they didn't know- and no, before you say it, you did not know her. You fell for a girl on the internet, tripping on your shoelaces the whole way down the flight, again. You even offered to let her on your account, not even a month after starting to talk to her. You learn your lessons well.

Kudos on the reading comprehension as well. Though now that you mention it, I did let her borrow my homams for her dark, silly me. Back to Limbus for me.



Doesn't seem ridiculous to go off her word, if you ask me. She's convincing enough that you at least gave her 11 million gil, but you LOL at me for believing something? Here's where it gets fun, though.



If you were telling the truth in that picture, that's pathetic. If you were lying in that picture, that's pathetic. Whatever. Honestly though, I'll just end with that, don't want to be mean.

Have a nice day there, Halfnoobs, oh- when you ban her, give my homams back dude.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOFL!!!




oh my fucking. GOD

just.. wtf.. lol

what a stubborn way to keep a relationship. only weak people threaten to commit suicide like that. are you weak? how old are you? are you a virgin? do you feel the need to threaten this girl's thoughts just to she can stay with you longer?

man you need to go fuckin masterbate or something lol. get the hell off this game for a month or so and chill out with some friends. you need some confidence. woman LOVE a man with confidence. dont matter how big/small tall/short you are. if you can make a woman laugh genuinely, it turns them on more than a 6 pack. way2ruin a relationship with someone by degrading yourself horribly. this isnt anime, or FFXI. IRL you cant wear a cape that makes you immune to physical attacks. saying your gonna kill yourself is not a way of getting a girl to cater to you haha.

not trying to be a dick but ..


well ok i am. but still, ROFL. "your parents wouldnt let me stay with you when i went to FL"
hahahahahhaa


edit: ok that was a little mean of me lol. i apologize.

but i still stand by what i said originally. go get some lube and rub it out, and while you're doing it. think of some community thing you can go to in your neighborhood. movies, hooka bar, beach etc.
you said you live in Massachusetts. i know a guy named jorge, aka Goldo. seek him out, and hell get you some woman, np. he needs to take a break from this game too. make sure you go outside his window and knock on it. be like 'richardd told me come'..--- BLAH let me start all over


rub one out. go to bed. uninstall FFXI. go work out and get that anger out of you. if there's a hot girl in the gym, talk to her. make sure she talks about herself most of the time, because woman are really picky like that and love to hear themselves talk, so try to act like your paying attention, and dont look at her tits. what i do is, i like to try to look for nose hairs while she talks or count the freckles or anything kinda gross. shell think im paying attention for sure. once she sees you can take it and you can listen to her, try making her laugh. youll than get her REALLY impressed. after that invite her to a movie or something and buy some condoms just in case. and than keep repeating the 1st steps until she starts to take off her panties. BINGO.

remember, not to be too cocky. thats my only problem. but looking at that snippet above, i dont think you'd have to worry about that

best derail i ever did

[loyaltrekie]

I can't believe you had your crap stolen, twice...LOL

[Kenja]

I take my previous comment back; Reiz's post made this quite an entertaining read. Silly Jez and Reiz still stirring up drama =)

[loyaltrekie]

I take my previous comment back; Reiz's post made this quite an entertaining read. Silly Jez and Reiz still stirring up drama =)

Just missing some Mameshiba now

[Fullen]

It doesnt really matter now since its been stolen. Cause what im trying to do now is get her banned.
Which it will happen. I just need to give it some time befor I can do anything.
If you think I cant find a way to get her banned. Think again cause I already know what to do.
If you hate someone on FFXI, and want to get them banned. Message me i'll tell you a good trick to do it.
100% chance they will get banned!

Spoiler! --Click here to view--

1) get 30 day trial account
2) buy 1 mil gil at $24
3) give ppl free gil
4) RMTPWNER
5) ???
6) profit

[Byrthnoth]

I am overall unimpressed with this drama thread. Thus, I have made it better. Observe!

i wouldnt go about lending things to ppl. especially if they're not 2 blocks away from me. its not about me being rude, its about me being realistic. lending out ALLLLL that gear is dumb man lol. at least do it if you have some compensation

Rich used to lend me stuff all the time (MINURVUH'S REENG WAS OFFERD) and I live in a different state!!! He's a liar1!!!!11!

Also:

OH PS. I LEIK CAWKS!!!!

The truth is out, and it's exactly what we've always expected!


For the record, OP, at least one person has claimed that Starbury is a dude. You can switch your pronouns now.

PS. thanks for posting guys. Even if you've all quit, it warms my heart to see new posts in the Garuda section and lets me pretend our server isn't dead. Yeah, I realize almost all of you are banned/quit. SHUP!

[richardd]

I am overall unimpressed with this drama thread. Thus, I have made it better. Observe!


Rich used to lend me stuff all the time (MINURVUH'S REENG WAS OFFERD) and I live in a different state!!! He's a liar1!!!!11!

Also:

The truth is out, and it's exactly what we've always expected!


For the record, OP, at least one person has claimed that Starbury is a dude. You can switch your pronouns now.

PS. thanks for posting guys. Even if you've all quit, it warms my heart to see new posts in the Garuda section and lets me pretend our server isn't dead. Yeah, I realize almost all of you are banned/quit. SHUP!

you live in my heart, jewcock. <3

lets get married in XIV. ill be elvaan again and you be hume female (1b)

[Reizvoll]

(1b)

Oh you.

Anyway, I hope we didn't already run you off there Halfnoobs, it's no fun if you don't post. At least send me another PM calling me the idiot.

[Havok]

This turned out to be popcorn.gif worthy. Oh man, I remember back when halfnoobs got his shit ganked the first time. I'm getting FFXI old.

You know what they say, tiger; "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice..." etc, etc.

[Veyron-Garuda]

I remember... I'm getting FFXI old.

Oh the good ol' days

[Darklordoftoast]

Glad to see Garuda's finest are still going strong.

Spoiler! --Click here to view--

ily guys though

[Byrthnoth]

you live in my heart, jewcock. <3

lets get married in XIV. ill be elvaan again and you be hume female (1b)

No! And by "No!" I mean, "Conditional yes, provided a series of conditions are met."
1) You put your socks in the hamper. Not on the floor near the hamper. Not wedged up against the hamper. Not even just slightly poking out of the hamper. BUT IN THE HAMPER!
2) You address me exclusively as "Honey Bunches of Oats." God, that cereal makes me so hot.
3) I get to be a taru of my choosing. We both know gender doesn't matter with tarus, because when we put on hats we all look the same, but I might be a female anyway!
4) You level Black Mage to 17 so you can cast Warp on yourself this time.
5) We do Salvage XIV together JUST UNTIL WE'RE CAPPED ON GEAR GUYS, aka forever. <3 (Word to the wise: People XP jobs to 75 much faster than Salvage pieces drop.)
6) You stop referring to Dark Knight as your mage job (because it has MP.)
7) If we have a baby, we name it Gauis if it's a boy and Tirgen if it's a girl.
8) You'll talk sexy to me on Vent just like that one time during Salvage. Maybe everyone in the room could hear it, but I knew you were really talking to me.
10) You keep that silver tongue of yours in check and give me the verbal equivalent of a locker-room buttslap ("Good work/grunt") instead of drawn-out verbal blowjobs. You know what I'm talking about, all the compliments after good Salvage runs! I think everyone logged out feeling some afterglow, but wished there was a little less spit in general.

PS. 7 8 9. Therefore, I'm not telling you the 9th condition and you'll have to figure it out on your own. Don't worry though, I'll still be pissed at you if you disobey it. D:< I guess I'm the woman in this relationship afterall~!

[richardd]

No! And by "No!" I mean, "Conditional yes, provided a series of conditions are met."
1) You put your socks in the hamper. Not on the floor near the hamper. Not wedged up against the hamper. Not even just slightly poking out of the hamper. BUT IN THE HAMPER!
2) You address me exclusively as "Honey Bunches of Oats." God, that cereal makes me so hot.
3) I get to be a taru of my choosing. We both know gender doesn't matter with tarus, because when we put on hats we all look the same, but I might be a female anyway!
4) You level Black Mage to 17 so you can cast Warp on yourself this time.
5) We do Salvage XIV together JUST UNTIL WE'RE CAPPED ON GEAR GUYS, aka forever. <3 (Word to the wise: People XP jobs to 75 much faster than Salvage pieces drop.)
6) You stop referring to Dark Knight as your mage job (because it has MP.)
7) If we have a baby, we name it Gauis if it's a boy and Tirgen if it's a girl.
8) You'll talk sexy to me on Vent just like that one time during Salvage. Maybe everyone in the room could hear it, but I knew you were really talking to me.
10) You keep that silver tongue of yours in check and give me the verbal equivalent of a locker-room buttslap ("Good work/grunt") instead of drawn-out verbal blowjobs. You know what I'm talking about, all the compliments after good Salvage runs! I think everyone logged out feeling some afterglow, but wished there was a little less spit in general.

PS. 7 8 9. Therefore, I'm not telling you the 9th condition and you'll have to figure it out on your own. Don't worry though, I'll still be pissed at you if you disobey it. D:< I guess I'm the woman in this relationship afterall~!

omg memories. im such a funny guy. if i didnt know who i was, i wouldve still liked me based on the impact i made on others before i got teh banhammerez.

drk knight a mage job because it has mp... i laughed for like 5 min. i totally forgot about that. some of the best memories i had in that game was spending time with team jew. damn right we gonna make another team panties/team jew!

and i told kristin about that time i was talking to her with the mic accidentally on, and she kept laughing. im just glad you guys didnt hear the nasty stuff.

i love me. @ work, we hired these 2 new girls and they seemed nice. none of the guys were talking to them and they looked akward/lonely so of course i had to break the ice. i was all "hey. im richardd. but you can call me, 'your majesty' " just to make them at ease and laugh for a bit.


so anyways... good rules. but i choose the model. i dont want no pigtails!

[Byrthnoth]

Haha, that seems like you. =p

Deal, but I reserve the right to be the androgynous ponytail male taru again (with red highlights!)

[Sheikh]

veyronn and goldo promised me a train if came back to garuda and it didn't happen! i shall get vey banned ;;

[Bigace]

Wow you deserve this. Looking a the list of things you let her borrow you are a idiot. Don't trust someone who doesn't live next door to you. This reminds me of that K club thing awhile ago

[Veyron-Garuda]

veyronn and goldo promised me a train if came back to garuda and it didn't happen! i shall get vey banned ;;

I has train, the exp train! Lvl your Mnk w/ my Sam!

[loyaltrekie]

I has train, the exp train! Lvl your Mnk w/ my Sam!

SAM and RNG only. Go away with this monk crap.

[Sheikh]

;

[Ezell]

Well glad to see some of you still lurk around from time to time.

Rich, Vey Very nice to see you two. Rich your still as funny as that black kid stealing a bike..........wait a sec............

Also team Jew! The memories. I was talking to Gauis the other day. Well, his new charecter anyway. Sad to see Garuda the way it is. I thought about going back, then decided to head on over to Bismark instead.

Glad i stoped by. Bryth, i hope before you got the ban hammer you bought all your BRD songs!!!!!!!

Less you recieve the wrath of "Fuck BARF! Stop being so FUCKING GIMP!"