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Calling it quits...

#41
User is offline   Georgs 

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QUOTE (Boldfinger @ Jun 21 2009, 02:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hope you're packing some serious cock then, because the one on the right has a cunt that you could flip a coin in. You're gonna be there a while...


Cock? I have eighteen phallus, each one of them has a different emotional outlook on life in general, two are quite serious, though one prefers to be called "pessimistic".
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#42
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That's disturbing in that your penises have personalities.
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#43
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Do you have shorts in the style of a glove, to house them individually? Or is it just a free-for-all in there?

It's my understanding that an emotionally crippled member can quickly taint the rest of the 'pack' in a dormitory environment.
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A lot of male insects have to have a spare member in case a female gets tired or forgets he's there and walks off. They tend to break the 1st one off as they walk away before he's done.
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I usually wear bathrobes where ever I go, it's just easier that way. they are constantly coiling around themselves and speaking in ancient tongues, usually comparing the orafices they've been jammed inside and trying to figure out what the hole was and what it belonged to, with a group like that, keeping them guessing makes it easier to control them.
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Not to mention some of them wanna know if they need medical attention. Also, the fact they coil around each other means they're touching, and that makes it gay.
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#47
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Hey man, I never claimed any sexual orientation. I just go with the flow of life.
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Oh right. I forgot, you just fuck anything that moves. And sometime anything that doesn't.
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#49
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Does breathing count as moving, or is that not a requirement? I'm undecided personally.
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Your lungs expand. It counts.
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#51
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It's what's on the inside that counts, right?
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#52
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If you hang around Georgs it may not be inside much longer.
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They're already goners.
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You're already dead, etc, etc.
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