[Arkley]

Man, homosexuality is a complicated thing. You can't be okay with gays and be unfazed by accusations of homosexuality, because then you're gay and not ready to come out yet. You can't vehemently deny being gay, 'cause then you're objecting too much and are clearly gay. It's impossible to fool a gay person's gaydar and everyone is gay, but also everyone is faking being gay and they aren't gay really, because being gay is now popular, but everyone still hates gays. Gay people have long lasting meaningful relationships that are worthless and fly-by-night. Metrosexuals are gay, unless they claim they're not, in which case they...are...but if they claim they are, they're fake gays, so metrosexuals are never gay, but they always are.

This is the information I have managed to derive about homosexuality from Flame Wars.

It has greatly enlightened me and I've come to the following conclusion:

Gay people can't make their minds up about shit. No offense, of course.

[rambus]

I know guys that go to the gay club to pick up girls. Although most people still think they're queer.

But the statement you made sounded like people try to act liek they are gay, like act to like guys but they don't. did I get the wrong meaning from your post?

Man, homosexuality is a complicated thing. You can't be okay with gays and be unfazed by accusations of homosexuality, because then you're gay and not ready to come out yet. You can't vehemently deny being gay, 'cause then you're objecting too much and are clearly gay. It's impossible to fool a gay person's gaydar and everyone is gay, but also everyone is faking being gay and they aren't gay really, because being gay is now popular, but everyone still hates gays. Gay people have long lasting meaningful relationships that are worthless and fly-by-night. Metrosexuals are gay, unless they claim they're not, in which case they...are...but if they claim they are, they're fake gays, so metrosexuals are never gay, but they always are.

This is the information I have managed to derive about homosexuality from Flame Wars.

It has greatly enlightened me and I've come to the following conclusion:

Gay people can't make their minds up about shit. No offense, of course.

you really lost me on those

[Arkley]

you really lost me on those

That's the point really

[renzuko]

you really lost me on those

you lose me on everything you say rambus man...

[Boldfinger]

Gay people can't make their minds up about shit.

Well, except for the whole 'pushing it in with a big, throbbing dick' part?

[firefeng]

Well, except for the whole 'pushing it in with a big, throbbing dick' part?

Yeah, but who's doing the pushing, and who's doing the catching, and how do they decide? Rock-paper-scissor sister?

[Boldfinger]

Hmmm. Good question. I was just thinking of their mutual agreement that shit would be pushed, I didn't even consider the decision on who the owner of said shit would be.

It definitely seems as though they've chosen a lifestyle riddled with dilemma.

[Symbios]

@OP: It's probably the same thing as when a minority starts screaming about racism when they have something bad happen to them.

I'm not sure why anyone would think being gay is "cool" or "in" and purposely act like the stereotypical braindead gay man that Hollywood so loves to make us think gay people act like. It would be like if you were White and you said you want to be Arab because they're "just so cool".

mutual agreement that shit would be pushed

NSFW and stuff

[Twinblades]

I'm not sure why anyone would think being gay is "cool" or "in" and purposely act like the stereotypical braindead gay man that Hollywood so loves to make us think gay people act like.

Its called Metrosexuality. And if South Park has taught me anything, it means that Crab People are attempting to usurp the Human race again.

[Symbios]

Cool, it's called being metro. Still can't wrap my head around why people would do it.

[firefeng]

Because people are insecure and latch onto the extraneous concept of "lifestyle" to truss up aspects of their individuality that would otherwise spontaneously implode under the slightest duress.

[rambus]

edit nvm

[Villainous]

NSFW and stuff

Getting re-acquainted with my breakfast now, thanks for this!

[pathwriter]

Man, homosexuality is a complicated thing. You can't be okay with gays and be unfazed by accusations of homosexuality, because then you're gay and not ready to come out yet. You can't vehemently deny being gay, 'cause then you're objecting too much and are clearly gay. It's impossible to fool a gay person's gaydar and everyone is gay, but also everyone is faking being gay and they aren't gay really, because being gay is now popular, but everyone still hates gays. Gay people have long lasting meaningful relationships that are worthless and fly-by-night. Metrosexuals are gay, unless they claim they're not, in which case they...are...but if they claim they are, they're fake gays, so metrosexuals are never gay, but they always are.

This is the information I have managed to derive about homosexuality from Flame Wars.

It has greatly enlightened me and I've come to the following conclusion:

Gay people can't make their minds up about shit. No offense, of course.

You expect to learn anything on the internet?

When I was 8 or 9 years old, I was formally taught how to swim. For various reasons, I didn't learn it very well and, because my access to water deep enough and large enough in which to swim has been limited, I never really improved. I decided I wanted to change that this summer because I have access to multiple Olympic-sized pools. I went onto the internet to find some basic information on how a freestyle or crawl stroke could be performed effectively (part of my problem is that I was formerly asthmatic, so I never learned how to breathe while swimming because it could trigger an attack). What I found were several people trying to charge me between $10 (actually, it was 10 pounds, but I don't have that L symbol on my keyboard) and $100 for basic information. I also found information about which stroke is the most efficient and truly useful information about what a "pool towel" is, as opposed to a bath towel or tea towel. I eventually gave up and have been speaking to the staff at the pool instead.

I'm part of the old guard and would just as soon that straight people stop joking about being gay. Browse around internet forums or even listen to college kids talking amongst themselves and the jokes about fucking one another are common. It's a sign of a good thing, but it's very frustrating for me because they are so clearly fallacious... or are they? Fuck if I can be sure. If everyone is ok with everyone else's sexuality, I get the impression that it'll result in a gradual drift towards optional bisexuality with a bias towards heterosexuality for long-term relationships (cultural and biological imperative overriding sexual enjoyment). In the meantime, though, it's still irritating to have straight boys ranging from oh-my-god attractive to oh-my-god ugly making jokes about taking it up the arse. Imagine if your girlfriend joked all the time about having a threesome when you know damned well that she'll never actually agree to it (not while sober, anyhow).

[Scaraba]

last i checked they don't act to like guys >.>

Essentially, here's how it works out; I know a few people that I will call "Pseudo Gay". What they do is dress / act ridiculously gay, but in actuality are extremely straight and playing the girls for cards. (i.e. they'll ask him to go shopping with them, all of that shit blah blah) And after all of this, he starts acting straight, and the girl is like Girl:"Oh wait... You're not gay... And you have a penis...."

Guy: "Yup"

Girl:"Oh shit."

Guy:"Wanna fuck?"

Girl: *pants drop*

I've only seen this a few times, but I think it's starting to become prevalent.

[firefeng]

It's a sign of a good thing, but it's very frustrating for me because they are so clearly fallacious... or are they? Fuck if I can be sure.

Allow me to clarify: I'm completely and utterly in love with the vagina. (And some of the other parts that don't come stocked on a Y chromosome.)

Of course, my entire family is convinced I'm gay. Mostly because of my refusal to pick up a girlfriend while I'm still crazy enough to fuck over her proverbial emotional shit after I get bored with her. (Because I'm so altruistic!)

Essentially, here's how it works out; I know a few people that I will call "Pseudo Gay". What they do is dress / act ridiculously gay, but in actuality are extremely straight and playing the girls for cards. (i.e. they'll ask him to go shopping with them, all of that shit blah blah) And after all of this, he starts acting straight, and the girl is like Girl:"Oh wait... You're not gay... And you have a penis...."

...but by then 99% of women have relegated him into their mental "Friend Zone", so instead he's in the same boat as the guy who thought killing women with kindness would get him some of the vajayjay verve.

[Villainous]

Essentially, here's how it works out; I know a few people that I will call "Pseudo Gay". What they do is dress / act ridiculously gay, but in actuality are extremely straight and playing the girls for cards. (i.e. they'll ask him to go shopping with them, all of that shit blah blah) And after all of this, he starts acting straight, and the girl is like Girl:"Oh wait... You're not gay... And you have a penis...."

Guy: "Yup"

Girl:"Oh shit."

Guy:"Wanna fuck?"

Girl: *pants drop*

I've only seen this a few times, but I think it's starting to become prevalent.

[pathwriter]

Or he could just cut it down to this:

Guy:"Wanna fuck?"

Girl: *pants drop*

I've only seen this a few times, but I think it's starting to become prevalent.

I've seen it work. I've seen it work when a gay guy propositions a "straight" guy (usually so long as the straight guy has plausible deniability in terms of a few beers). I think we can just agree that everyone likes to fuck. I'd probably have sex with a woman if I was horny enough and a bit drunk.

[Boldfinger]

I'd probably have sex with a woman if I was horny enough and a bit drunk.

Serious question...


Would you do it conventional like, or try to screw her some place uncomfortable? (not the back of a Volkswagen)

[pathwriter]

I have no idea what question you're asking, so I really cannot answer. If you're asking if I would try to do her up the butt... I doubt it unless she was into that.