[Varizen]

Moar liek:

Are you American - Y/N?

If 'N' then you are a communist.

See? Simple.

Life would be so much more wonderful if Nancy was in charge of the world.

[Carynaira]

I'd have trouble reading all the fonts though.

[Twinblades]

I'd have trouble reading all the fonts though.

qft, and I lol'd

[The_Pew]

I love when I get a misdial or wrong numbers, well, most of the time. Having no life whatsoever usually means if it's not one of my parents or siblings it's a misdail or wrong number. I have several ways of dealing with them.

If the caller is a male asking for a girl, I usually act like a jealous, and abusive boyfriend.

If the caller is female and looking for a guy, I usually try to portray the person they're looking for in a less than favorable light.

If it's a telemarketer, I trying to carry on a long and pointless conversation with them and sprinkle in absurd questions.

If it's a doctor or official type call for someone else, I usually just repeat everything they say.

If get a repeat caller I usually write their number down for later when I want to piss away some time prank calling people.

I'm not very good with interpersonal skills(in other words I'm socially retarded)outside of a professional setting, so this is what I shine at.

[Varizen]

If you want to piss off a telemarketer follow along with their spiel for several minutes, then ask a barrage of questions until you get them really really off track and confused because they're reading a script. Try to get them to start over. Then wait till they get to the same point as before and start asking the same questions over.

Also, if they're Indian, after they tell you their name is David or whatever, ask them their real name, and then tell them you won't proceed until they tell you their real name, and if it's to hard to pronounce, say "Oh damn, that's hard to say. Tell you what, I'm just gonna call you Joe/Sue, OK?"

[Ture]

Vari have you been stealing my telepranker ideas. DAMN YOU SIR!

[Varizen]

No, I've just learned a few things in personal selling classes. Yelling what a lot and asking them to repeat every line 5 or 6 times like a Lil'Jon Dave Chapelle skit seems like fun, I just came up with that one.

[Serataru]

[Villainous]

LOL
its been dull without you around

[Dantai]

This is fucking pathetic.

England is part of Europe, whether you like it or not. If not, then move.

Canada is part of North America. So no, it would not make any sense to call them American, since that is usually associated with the U.S. If you were to call them North American though, you would be perfectly correct in doing so, despite what their feelings associated with the term are.

You are European, you are in Europe. Yes, you are English as well, but that is a subcategory of... you guessed it, Europe!

I actually agree with this for the most part, we are European, Geographically speaking. But, people want to have full independance from the EU because of immigration and binding precedent and other stuff they don't like. I think people don't like being labeled as such. because it just merges 'Europe' into one country, rather than a contienant, and people are proud of their individual nationalities.. althought looking at some people, you really wouldn't think it. Walk up to anyone from Europe and adress them as such, but 9 times out of 10, they'll probably correct you saying they're from England/France/Ireland/Germany etc. Same reason why Welsh/Scottish sometimes prefer to be referred to as such, rather than British.

Back to the phone thing, if they ask for Toby again, just say; "I can be Toby if you want me to be...". Usually results in them hanging up.

Or they could just be doing this.

[zanx3210]

Kandi_ made my day