My ingame alligiance changes in haikus! (Keep in mind I'm a mithra
)Bastok:
Where it all started.
Galka just looked down my shirt!
I'm so outta here...
Sandoria:
Ah, This place is nice.
God, what is that awful noise?
Annoying bagpipes...
Windhurst:
Mighty tree earns awe.
Shout: My God that thing is big!
Tell: That's what she said!!
Jeuno:
Finally made it!
Three days wait for chocobo.
Three keys for Kazham.
Serious(er) entries 
Bastok:
Airships dock then fly.
Armored walls hold back the foe.
Tenshodo needs zinc.
Sandoria:
King fit for the crown.
Glory in all its wonders.
Find red-haired Taru.
Windhurst:
Star Onion Brigade
Star Sibil watches silent.
Cheated on my test.
RACIAL SLURS!!
Hume:
Zero specialties.
Average at each of the jobs.
Guess you can come bard.
Tarutaru:
Blowing s*** up's fun
Stop staring up the girls' pants!
L-O-L at Strength
Galka:
RAWR! You're SO scary.
Are you using steroids pal?
You have no penis.
Elvaan:
Holier than thou.
How's the weather up there, bro?
Whiff! Another miss.
Mithra:
Tail so seductive.
Blessed in all the right places.
You're not a guy right?
Yes i was bored and had nothing better to do but this was fun! lol 
Got carried away
Forgive me my Wall-o-text.
Might do job ones next