[Phlow]

For those of you who aren't familiar with this clothing line, just google search "Afflicition" and let the gay literally fly out of your monitor.

So my brother gets home and unfortunately, he never went to college. As a result, he's got a mindset that is permanently stuck on High School mode (which, realistically, is every person I have ever met that never went to college). What does that mean? ZOMG BEER ZOMG CHICKS ZOMG PUSSY. Let me put 22" on my wheels, a HEUG FUCKING BASS SPEAEKAR, and live in a shithole apartment. He wanted to go out with me one night and I obliged. He then told me I could borrow one of his shirts, a shirt that was a p*ssy MAGNET as he described it.

"No thanks."

"What dude, you don't wanna get laid tonight? I swear, this thing is INSTANT sex. It guarantees it."

"No, I'm good."

"Dude, I'm tellin you, I didn't believe so either, but the first night I was out, there were chicks ALL OVER ME! HUH HUH HUH."

"... No, I'm pretty sure I said I'm good."

"I haven't even shown you the shirt yet... Are you gay?"

"Fuck you."

And then he showed me the shirt. It had fuckin wings all over the back, arms and shoulders, skulls down the front, frilly ribbon shit that connected the two, other shit that ran all down the front. I stifled a laugh, "Are YOU gay?" I asked him. He then goes on to explain to me why these are such a pussy magnet - They are apparently $100 bucks a shirt. Why would I pay $20, let alone $100 for a t-shirt to look like super-douche.



So my brother isn't the most fit of individuals either, despite being in the military. He starts going on about how MMA people wear this and how it must get them laid.

Oh, of course. It has nothing to do with the fact that they are
1) Famous
2) On TV
3) Have lots of money
4) Are built like tanks
5) et al

Regardless of all these facts, he puts on the shirt which is admittedly tight on an average guy only to display his girth. Congratulations, we've now entered another level of faggotry.



To make a long story short, we went out, he didn't get laid and still looked flamboyantly fat. The end. (I suddenly caught the ADD and lost interest in writing this)

[Cruzandercerberus]

I blame this sad excuse for a man.



Affliction shirts. the easiest and quickest way to tell the world you will dress up like a circus clown if you think there's even the slightest chance that there's vagina involved.

[pathwriter]

You're aware that gay guys actually have a sense of fashion, right? This is shit that metrosexuals and small children would wear. Actual faggots would only touch this out of a sense of irony (or they're too young and/or drug-addled to notice what they're wearing).

[Vigilous]

I never understood this idiot's appeal or how the hell he could dispense dating advice and have people actually listen.

He dresses in shit that guarantees he will not get laid. And if he is successful, odds are it's with transvestites.

Someone dressed like this would have a better shot at fucking some poon:

[Phlow]

pathwriter, on 24 September 2009 - 11:10 AM, said:

You're aware that gay guys actually have a sense of fashion, right? This is shit that metrosexuals and small children would wear. Actual faggots would only touch this out of a sense of irony (or they're too young and/or drug-addled to notice what they're wearing).

I should have probably put a disclaimer: Whenever I say faggot, I by no means mean homosexual. It's like saying fuck - I don't actually mean I don't give an "act of fornication" when I am asked where I want to eat, because I very well could plow a girl and then go to lunch.

[firefeng]

I've gotten laid while meeting women in a $10 pair of jeans and a $5 monochromatic t-shirt, and you're telling me I could spend over $100 on my clothing to utterly fail? Damn, my financial handling must be royally fucked.

The other $85 is usually spent getting them drunk, first.

[pathwriter]

Phlow, on 24 September 2009 - 11:28 AM, said:

I should have probably put a disclaimer: Whenever I say faggot, I by no means mean homosexual. It's like saying fuck - I don't actually mean I don't give an "act of fornication" when I am asked where I want to eat, because I very well could plow a girl and then go to lunch.

I had an inkling of that, but it renders most of your post meaningless. I think the word your inexpertly groping towards would be something like "effeminate" or "fucking stupid." I was just pointing out that the sort of effeminate-minded guys who would wear this shit are probably straight, at least nominally so. If the number of videos over on "Broke Straight Guys" is any indication, heterosexuality seems to be entirely optional these days, which disturbs the hell out of me.

Where do you find $10 jeans, by the way, Firefeng? I didn't pay much attention last time I was in a Target or Wal-Mart, but I'd have thought their cheapest model for adults, even a skinny fucker like you, would be $20.

[Griss]

let your brother know on behalf of killing ifrit he is officially the court jester of douche nozzle court. also to grow the fuck up and quit wasting 95 dollars on trendy t-shirts.

[Tonka]

The only thing worse than those shirts are the short-sleeved button-up anime themed shirts.

[Deo2]

OP shirt: Could've sworn a shirt like that is labeled 'emo'.

DBZ shirt: Grow-up, kid. The 90's ended a decade ago.

I like wing stars and skulls, by themselves. Simple, generic, and cheap. All that extra crap is useless, pointless, and wasteful.

Second pic: What's that sticking out of his neck?

[Kobayashimaru]

Deo2, on 24 September 2009 - 06:21 PM, said:

OP shirt: Could've sworn a shirt like that is labeled 'emo'.

DBZ shirt: Grow-up, kid. The 90's ended a decade ago.

I like wing stars and skulls, by themselves. Simple, generic, and cheap. All that extra crap is useless, pointless, and wasteful.

Second pic: What's that sticking out of his neck?

Second pic: He's a Borg.

[firefeng]

pathwriter, on 24 September 2009 - 02:41 PM, said:

Where do you find $10 jeans, by the way, Firefeng? I didn't pay much attention last time I was in a Target or Wal-Mart, but I'd have thought their cheapest model for adults, even a skinny fucker like you, would be $20.

It was Wal-Hell, and it was several years ago. I have no idea what their equivalent is nowadays, since I've fallen in love with black khakis.

[pathwriter]

You mean black trousers? Khaki is a color, not a style.

[firefeng]

No, I do not mean black trousers. Yes, your attempt to disregard social retconning of a phrase that previously only applied to a type and color of cloth is hilarious.

[Phlow]

pathwriter, on 24 September 2009 - 10:36 PM, said:

You mean black trousers? Khaki is a color, not a style.

technically khaki is a dust coloured cloth. if that colour were to be dyed, would it still retain it's khaki properties? and if not, what would the newly coloured cloth be?

[pathwriter]

Can I get your question again in English, Phlow? Khaki is cloth that is "sand" colored (spell it right, you're American). If you dye it purple, it's now "purple" colored and, thus, not khaki colored.

[Seigrith]

pathwriter, on 25 September 2009 - 12:48 AM, said:

Can I get your question again in English, Phlow? Khaki is cloth that is "sand" colored (spell it right, you're American). If you dye it purple, it's now "purple" colored and, thus, not khaki colored.

Not only that, but if you dye your khakis purple, you have designs on either becoming the Joker, an ancillary Dick Tracy villain, or an inner city pimp.

[firefeng]

Seigrith, on 25 September 2009 - 02:27 AM, said:

Not only that, but if you dye your khakis purple, you have designs on either becoming the Joker, an ancillary Dick Tracy villain, or an inner city pimp.

I find nothing wrong with this. Boy's got ta' have 'is dreams, Ma.

[Phlow]

pathwriter, on 25 September 2009 - 12:48 AM, said:

Can I get your question again in English, Phlow? Khaki is cloth that is "sand" colored (spell it right, you're American). If you dye it purple, it's now "purple" colored and, thus, not khaki colored.

From what I gathered in the wee hours of last night, Khaki was not only the color of the cloth used, but also the type of cloth. My question more directly pertained to "What would happen if you dyed Khakis?", not so much dyeing Khaki-colored objects.

And I used to play on a MUD that originated from Australia, so the game never identified things like "color" or "armor" or "gray", it was always "colour" or "armour" or "grey". I drift in and out sometimes when I get tired and/or have been drinking, shit sucks.

Edit:

Seigrith, on 25 September 2009 - 02:27 AM, said:

Not only that, but if you dye your khakis purple, you have designs on either becoming the Joker, an ancillary Dick Tracy villain, or an inner city pimp.

Dude. You forgot this guy:

[Xani]

Seigrith, on 25 September 2009 - 02:27 AM, said:

Not only that, but if you dye your khakis purple, you have designs on either becoming the Joker, an ancillary Dick Tracy villain, or an inner city pimp.

Actually, the Joker wears corduroy