Griss, on 08 October 2009 - 08:18 PM, said:
You want to know how you be showing them noobers your buffer then them derfy? You get your axe out yell Lookat dis stuff and do some crazy stuff like what dem fanisfyieded city foke tell you wot not to do but your all like Bam i just did it HAHAHA!
but i think yor a bit confuseded, when day talk about all that fancysmancy discipin dey not talkin bout what happend wot when we were bad little galka. they use it for a fancy word for trainin with weapons. and dem classes they not them fancy book learning places where we gots our sleepins done when we was knee high to a turtleman, see if ya take a big old axe so big ya gots ta use two hands yor a Marauder wich is a fancy word for some one whats hits things with a big old axe. when ya go out so mad dat ya just start punchin stuff they call ya a pugilist wich be some fancy poofy word for a guy what punches stuff they call people like that in the final fantasys 11 monk. being a class just means when people uses dem fancy looking boxes they know what weapon you like beating things up wit. yea brodar me and yous in 14, we gona team up and beat ups some of them damn squirls and maby some blue dear things maby a goat or twenty! and people are gona be like damn defy and griss are out there again beatin every thing up and we gota go someplace else now cauls they just awsome. like i was talkin bout before Derfy, dont worry what class dem fancy fokes wonts ta say ya is. ya just go kick some ass out there and do what ya want and let dem egg heads figure it out.
OOAWWH THAT SOUNDS PWETTY FANCEH RIGHT THAR BRODER HAR HAR! THEM NOOBLEHS BE WALKING DOWN DA DUNERS AND STOP TO SEE THAT MIGHTY SMEXY LIVING LEGNEND GOOD OL DERFTHEGALKARS SWINGING HIZ AXE AT THEM SQUERLS YO! BUTTT WHAT BE KOORLERS IF DERF AND GRISS BE RIGHT THAR KICK'N ASS TOGETHER IN THE BEGIN YO! WE BE LIKE OH LOOK AT THAT WE KICK'N ASS **WHAAAAMMM BASSSHH GARRDDDDDDD BUURRPP** OAAWWH DERFY NICE AXE U GOTES THERE BRODER OOAWWH YOUR KICK'N ASS WITH THAT AXE!!
YEP YEP WE KICK THAT SQUERL BOOTAY SO HARD THAT IT DLVLED ALL THE WAY TO FINAL FANTASI ELEVENERS YO!!!
HARR HARRR YEP YEP THEM CITY FOKES DUNNO GEST HOW BUFF GOOD OL DERFY IZ WELL I GEST SHOWED THEMS HOW BUFF I AMS MAN I GEST KICK SQUERL ASSS AND I CAN DO IT AGAIN ****WHHHHHHHHHHHARRRMMM BASSSSHH BISSSH GARRRRRR**
GRISS: DANG DERFY UR MAH HERO
DERFTHEGALKA: O___________O WHY THANK YEAH!
ANYWAY YO YEAH I DUNT LIKE TO REED THEM BOOKS! BIG BOOKS MIDDLE SIZED ONES OR THEM ONES WUTH ONE PAGE YO
OH HELL TO DA YESH MAN!!! WE BRODERS AND BRODERS STICK TOGETHER FIGHT TOGETHER OOAWWWWWWWWH A PUGILEH!!! WE BE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A HOTDOG BUN WITH SOME MAYO, CHILLEH SOME CHEEZE AND SOME RELISH AND SOME MUSTARD AND A SIDE ORDER OF THEMS CURLEH FRIES AND A DIET COKE YO OH YEAH WHEN WE KICK SOME ASSS WE TAKING THE WHOLE PLACE DOWNS WITH US YO BECAUZE WE BE THAT DEM BADASS GALKERS YO! THEY'D BE CALLING A WHOLE CUNTRY DERFYGRISSLAND HAR RHARRRRR
DEM CITEH FOKES BE OUTS THAR LOOKING AT US SWINGING R AXES PUNCHING WUT OUR FISTS OF FURI AND BE SCARRED!!! THEN DEMS GOBBIES BE COMING AND WE BE LIKE YEAH WE'D SAVE YA'LL YO ! AND THEN AFTER WE PUCH... AND SWING WE KICK THE GOBBIES ASSS AND THEN DEM CITEH FOKES BE LIKE,
GOOD OL DERFY AND GRISSY BE OUR HEROS YO YEAH HERES 500K GILLERS ! WE <3 YA BECAZ Y'ALL OUR HEROS YO