OOOOAWWWHHH!!!!! OOOAWWWWHHHHHH OOOAWWWWHHHH LOOKIE HER! DERFIE IS NOWS DA MASCOTS OF KILLEM IFIRTS YO1!! I A M HORNORED YO TO BES UR MASCOTS AND OOAWWWH LOOKIE HER I GONE IN MAH SANTA OUTFITTERS YO!!! YE P YEP THAT'S PRETTY FANCEH RIGHT THAR....
YEPSSS ITS AMAZIERING THAT ITS BEENS ONLY LIKES FIVE YEARS GOOOOD OL DERFIE GRACED THIS HER WEBSITE !!!! BACK THENS I WAZ A NOOBLEH AND NOWS I AM GROWN ON UPS!
YEPS BUT I DANG OL STILL NEED MAH KAZ KEYS >_______________>
ANYWAYZ MAH FURST VOTE YO IS

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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHH HELLS YEAH DERFIE FOR THE WIN YO HAAAAR HARRRRR
OKIIESSS THE NEXT PARTS IS KINDA HARD (NUPE YOU NASTEH NOT THAT!!) ANYWAYS YEAH SO THERES SUME PRETTY FINE LADIES UP IN HER SIGGERS YO BUT THE ONE THATS STANDS OUT FOR GOOD OL DERFIE IS THIS RIUGHT HER CUZ THAT DANG OL KITTEH KAT LOOKS PRETTY KOORL YEP! AND PLUS I DATED EACH OF EMS GURLIES IN THAT BANNER

= 19,,,,, OOPES THATS ONES THE LETTER 4 NOW HOWS MANY TIMES GOOD OL DERFIE WENT OUT WITH EM HARR HARR
ANYWAZ THANKERS FOR NOMERINATING MEH INTO UR CONTESSTERS ! WHEN I WIN YOU GETS TO SEE DERFIES FACE ALL THE DANG OL TIME >D........................YO!