[Cream Soda]

Got this in my trick or treat bag


So is forcing your religion on other people's children the new things to do? Am I that behind the times?

[Aleera]

Looks like you got a trick and no treats from that house.

[pathwriter]

Yeah, this has been around for a long time. You must not have trick-or-treated near the psychotic anti-pagans.

[Zombuh]

"Forcing' seems like such a strong word...I'd say that looks more like aggressively promoting their religion.

[Arkley]

I wonder what kind of backlash one would receive for depositing pamphlets promoting Atheism into the little kiddies trick or treat bags.

[Griss]

i use to have a customer leave pamphlets like this in the bathroom at a place i use to work.

unfortunately this kind of shit is far from new.

remember the persons house and leave a why its good to not be stiffing me on ze candy note, preferably full of dog poo.. and on fire if you can swing it

the optimal time would be around christmas. just for the lulz

[Metticus]

lol you went trick or treating?

That's funny, they are using death to scare children into being religious. I'm no televangelist but i think they are doing it wrong.

[firefeng]

But Vegetto, by embracing God you invite His varied blessings into your life, chief among them being the banishment of futons from your living room. What child wouldn't want that?

[Demonsquall]

firefeng, on 03 November 2009 - 12:10 AM, said:

But Vegetto, by embracing God you invite His varied blessings into your life, chief among them being the banishment of futons from your living room. What child wouldn't want that?

Fuck god then, I love my futon, although its in the den instead of the living room...

Nothing new, figure out which house it came from and fuck their shit up.

[firefeng]

Demonsquall, on 02 November 2009 - 09:37 PM, said:

fuck their shit up.

I don't think the Jeezus-Folk would welcome forcible compaction of their fecal matter with a copulative appendage. Although if you really want to try fucking their shit all the way up their ass...

[MrReinhardt]

thats fine, i offer my couch with a hot pocket for any atheist who want to come pick it up

[firefeng]

What if I want some goddamn Bagel Bites instead? When will the Christian persecution end?!

[Cruzandercerberus]

Print these out for next halloween.

[Griss]

if there is one sect of christianity i can not stand its the evangelicals. its these type of people that hand out these types of pamphlets, i am a firm believer in what ever floats your boat is fine, as long as it does not rock mine.. and these people keep fucking knocking my cooler into the water.

ya know if i pick out random passages of any book i can make a pretty convening argument for anything my self. sorry almost went off on a really odd tangent there.

back to your regularly scheduled lulz planning

[Alahel]

Too many people have forgotten that "Trick or Treat" has two results.You have a responsibility to egg or TP that house it is your duty as a Trick or Treater. Never forget those that came before you NEVER FORGET!!

Also now you kind of have to post picks of said retaliation.

[Griss]

i am still kind of hoping for the flaming bag of justice. then again i do love the classics

[Knyte]

idk...a flaming bag of justice just might make them go "oh! god is saying winter will end soon....and our sewage might be backed up. honey, go buy some rid-x". now if you shat on their lawn in the shape of a crude sigil of baphomet, and THEN lit it on fire...you got some lulz there. make sure you bring a video camera and use a tripod.