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What if he picked up tomb raider? OH THE SCANDAL!
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View PostDemonsquall, on 22 November 2009 - 03:26 PM, said:

Really now? He married a character within the game that he created, not the title itself. There's no legal action for the company to take, laws haven't evolved to this kind of stupidity yet. I'd love to watch the video game company sue him just to flounder in the dirt when the judge says "So what?"


Assuming, of course, a place that will let you marry intellectual property has a silly thing like "Civil Law" that has "common sense".

View Posttreelo, on 23 November 2009 - 10:00 AM, said:

Bet he threw away his stylus the moment they started their honeymoon.


I know the mental image you were going for was something akin to a yogurt covered mushroom slapping the screen of a DS, however the first thing that popped into my mind was actually to bring my stylus on my next date and start poking my girlfriend with it. Ahh... Good times.
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View PostPhlow, on 23 November 2009 - 02:18 PM, said:

I know the mental image you were going for was something akin to a yogurt covered mushroom slapping the screen of a DS, however the first thing that popped into my mind was actually to bring my stylus on my next date and start poking my girlfriend with it. Ahh... Good times.

Careful that you don't puncture her. Patch repair is always a chore.
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Breast implants are ridiculous anyways, do her a favor.
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It is one of the sad ironies of the world that surgically augmentated breasts end up looking better clothed.
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View PostDemonsquall, on 22 November 2009 - 03:26 PM, said:

Really now? He married a character within the game that he created, not the title itself. There's no legal action for the company to take, laws haven't evolved to this kind of stupidity yet. I'd love to watch the video game company sue him just to flounder in the dirt when the judge says "So what?"


As long as someone doesn't profit financialy from it, I don't think the developing company could care less what you do with it.
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View Posttreelo, on 23 November 2009 - 10:00 AM, said:

Bet he threw away his stylus the moment they started their honeymoon.


lol'd heartily
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View PostKay, on 23 November 2009 - 06:04 PM, said:

Breast implants are ridiculous anyways, do her a favor.


I'm flattered you think I could land a chick that would invest thousands of dollars into her chest in order to attract me (or conversely, the disproportionate disposable-income-to-spine it would take to buy them for a girl).

Or insulted that you would think I'd dig the chick that got the Tijuana Pimp-My-Breasticles special behind Paco's Tacos for $300.

I can't decide which one Kay thinks of me. In all seriousness, natural are better. Only reason I see to get breast augmentations are for cancer victims.
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I can't decide which one Kay thinks of me.


Much more entertaining that way.
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That's right, monkeys. You are all hapless marionettes twirling and tottering for the kindling of Kay's vaginal lubrication. The more harried the dance, the more pressing her lascivious need becomes. Dance, you fools, dance.
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You can be my plenipotentiary, Firefeng.
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just added a Video and pictures
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Wow....
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#34
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I bet his parents disown his ass. Just think, they consummated their marriage somehow im sure.
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satire
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I want to see how this turns out in 10 years or so.

Interesting.
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