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Tilikum the "Killer Whale" An Act of Cetacean Terror

Poll: Tilikum the "Killer Whale" (7 member(s) have cast votes)

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  1. Send him to G-bay, where all terrorists belong (3 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  2. Send him to Japan to participate in "scientific research" (2 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

  3. Blame it on big government (2 votes [28.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.57%

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User is offline   Fencer of Alexander 
Posted 28 February 2010 - 03:38 PM

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Topic . What should we do with this evil creature?

Options explained:

1) Send him to G-bay, waterboard his whale ass.
2) To remove legal complications, perform an extraordinary rendition and send him to Japan to participate in "scientific whaling research", but at the risk of having Captain Watson and the Sea Shepards crash the party with the USS Enterprise.
3) BIG GOVERNMENT NOOOO. RAAAAAWR angry face.

This post has been edited by Fencer of Alexander: 28 February 2010 - 03:40 PM

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User is offline   Cruzandercerberus 
Posted 28 February 2010 - 04:10 PM

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1. Whale steak is pretty delicious.

2. What the fuck does the government have to do with this? I'm sensing preemptive democrat bawwwwwww.

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User is offline   Usiio 
Posted 28 February 2010 - 04:53 PM

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Slap him.
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User is offline   Cruzandercerberus 
Posted 28 February 2010 - 05:17 PM

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 08:15 AM

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2) To remove legal complications, perform an extraordinary rendition and send him to Japan to participate in "scientific whaling research", but at the risk of having Captain Watson and the Sea Shepards crash the party with the USS Enterprise.


He is a pussy. He briefly appeared in The Cove, a documentary about a secluded spot in Japan where the Japs herd dolphins to their deaths. And I honestly can't remember what he actually did. I think he might've driven one of the getaway cars. I know he didn't actually do anything, like plant the cameras.
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Posted 01 March 2010 - 08:28 AM

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Someone said her pony tail hanging out and swinging it antagonized the whale. Don't most female trainers put their hair in a pony tail?
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Posted 01 March 2010 - 02:09 PM

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Yeah. And this whale had already injured/killed two other trainers.
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Posted 01 March 2010 - 04:26 PM

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I lol'd at points 1 and 3. But not because they were funny. Because the OP was being trolled by politics. LOL U MAD?
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 12:40 AM

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he aint shittin lions thats for sure
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 11:32 AM

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View PostCruzandercerberus, on 28 February 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:



This is the obvious solution for the incident.
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User is offline   Usiio 
Posted 02 March 2010 - 07:15 PM

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There are 3 nipples on my middle finger. WTF??
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Posted 05 April 2010 - 01:26 PM

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View PostUsiio, on 02 March 2010 - 07:15 PM, said:

There are 3 nipples on my middle finger. WTF??


there's a pill for that...

..correct me if im wrong...but that captain watson guy isnt the same dude that was part of those "whale wars" shit series...was he?

If so...its my life long dream to see footage of some deckhands on a whaling ship pop up, and just spray him and his crew of simpering whining baby maggots (even a pussy can bite back if pushed too far) with automatic machine gun fire and RPG's.

Seriously, its international fucking waters. No one nation has jurisdiction yet your provoking and trying to stop someone's source of income as though you have the entire world's army at your back? FFS, whalers grab some high powered rifles with scopes and do some target practice. I saw a clip of a whaling ship using water hoses to ward the protesters off...good job, its a monsoon with relatively calm waves. Yep, that'll stop them...

Did they prove 2012 is true? Please god say they did, majority of human life needs to be put down like a stage 3 cancer-ridden dog
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