[Xani]

firefeng, on 06 June 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

So you're saying you wish you had condensed all of your useless fucking image spam into one post so you wouldn't be shitting all over the forum?

I concur.

No way, man.
Besides, my dearest 'Feng. I am not the only one. And if I was spamming with images of my boobs, you wouldn't give a damn.

[Villainous]

Xani, on 06 June 2010 - 03:57 PM, said:

And if I was spamming with images of my boobs, you wouldn't give a damn.

totally true, I remember last time that happened <3

[firefeng]

Xani, on 06 June 2010 - 03:57 PM, said:

And if I was spamming with images of my boobs, you wouldn't give a damn.

Yes, because your boobs are more important to me than your attempts to express an opinion. Now get back in the goddamn kitchen and get me a beer.

[firefeng]

WHY ISN'T MY FUCKING BEER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND YET, BITCH?

This post has been edited by firefeng: 07 June 2010 - 06:56 AM

[Vigilous]

Cause your hands are too busy with your tiny penis and fingering your own asshole.

[Velhart]

[firefeng]

Vigilous, on 07 June 2010 - 07:43 AM, said:

Cause your hands are too busy with your tiny penis and fingering your own asshole.

Nice try. My dick is so small I only need one hand for both actions.

[Kay]

His ejaculation is almost instantaneous when reading his favorite fan fiction (Kingdom Hearts High™), so the walk to the kitchen would afford more than enough time.

[Avatarius]

[firefeng]

Avatarius, on 10 June 2010 - 10:08 PM, said:

Sex Education in United States schools has never been particularly sophisticated, anyway...

[Xani]

firefeng, on 07 June 2010 - 06:43 AM, said:

Yes, because your boobs are more important to me than your attempts to express an opinion. Now get back in the goddamn kitchen and get me a beer.



WHY ISN'T MY FUCKING BEER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND YET, BITCH?

Sorry. It got stuck...

[Aleera]

Xani, on 11 June 2010 - 09:37 AM, said:

Sorry. It got stuck...

Let's put 20 seconds on the clock...



That's one of the breast ways I've seen to carry your extra beers with you at your cousins 3rd birthday party.

Do you think she's hiding one in her ass cheeks, too?

I can't tell if the guy next to her is thirsty or wants to rape her.

And afterward, you can recycle the can for a nipple. I mean, nickle.

I thought it must have been cold outside the way your nerps got hard. Oh, wait. That's cause you have a cold beer between your tits.

I bet Foster's would sell more beer if they advertised this way instead. I mean, don't get me wrong. Their commercials are great. But I'm sure tits sell better than kangaroos to guys.

If only the ugly chicks came pre-installed with ways to get you drunker faster before sex.

[treelo]

As usualy, the bra/bikini is doing all the work.

This post has been edited by treelo: 11 June 2010 - 10:03 AM

[Wildstriker]

Aleera, on 11 June 2010 - 09:53 AM, said:

Let's put 20 seconds on the clock...



That's one of the breast ways I've seen to carry your extra beers with you at your cousins 3rd birthday party.

Do you think she's hiding one in her ass cheeks, too?

I can't tell if the guy next to her is thirsty or wants to rape her.

And afterward, you can recycle the can for a nipple. I mean, nickle.

I thought it must have been cold outside the way your nerps got hard. Oh, wait. That's cause you have a cold beer between your tits.

I bet Foster's would sell more beer if they advertised this way instead. I mean, don't get me wrong. Their commercials are great. But I'm sure tits sell better than kangaroos to guys.

If only the ugly chicks came pre-installed with ways to get you drunker faster before sex.

This guy watches Tosh.0.

[Xani]

Wildstriker, on 11 June 2010 - 03:16 PM, said:

This guy watches Tosh.0.

He does. He admitted such to me earlier.

[Aleera]

Wildstriker, on 11 June 2010 - 03:16 PM, said:

This guy watches Tosh.0.

I do, and I had a bunch of jokes run through my head at one time when I saw that, so I went with it.

[Banter]

that was pretty weak :/