[Metticus]

Holy shit. They accepted my request to be on the american ninja warrior, or at least try out for it!! THe last day to apply for the american ninja warrior was on the 28th of July. What you needed to do was send a video or image of youself being all ninja like in a ninja costume. Well since I found out about it last minute on the 28th, only 4 hours from midnight. I grabbed some rags i found lying around and made a crude ninja outfit. My chances were minimal, even with the heartfelt email I sent it with. Anyways, long story short. I'm in! I have to go to cali next week yo for taping.

[Banter]

I've seen some pretty gay shit in my time, and this is up there.

[Banter]

Seriously, just punch yourself in the dick and get it over with.

[Metticus]

haha trolls

[Omegademon]

Banter, on 31 July 2010 - 10:33 AM, said:

I've seen some pretty gay shit in my time, and this is up there.

Banter, on 31 July 2010 - 10:34 AM, said:

Seriously, just punch yourself in the dick and get it over with.

I see somebody didn't get accepted to Ninja Warrior.

[conran]

Banter, on 31 July 2010 - 10:33 AM, said:

I've done some pretty gay shit in my time, like sucking 8 cocks at once, and this is up there.

Really?

[Kenshiro]

Be sure to post the video of you failing the first obstacle to youtube.

[Metticus]

Kenshiro, on 31 July 2010 - 03:24 PM, said:

Be sure to post the video of you failing the first obstacle to youtube.

Defently. I'm not goin expecting to win. Just to have fun. So If i fail. I hope I fail BIG.

[treelo]

Kenshiro, on 31 July 2010 - 03:24 PM, said:

Be sure to post the video of you failing the first obstacle to youtube.

This.

If I don't have some footage of epic failure to point at stating "These are the people who post on KI..." in a weary tone I'll be most upset.

Spoiler

Oh, I don't have a camera, so a pre-emptive fuck you to whoever thought of the obvious comeback.

[Metticus]

My biggest concern is if they require a drug test..... lol

[Uragirimono]

Remember your battle cry: FOR THE VALKURM EMPRAH!

[Torak]

Uragirimono, on 01 August 2010 - 01:25 AM, said:

Remember your battle cry: FOR THE VALKURM EMPRAH!

This is made of win.

[MrReinhardt]

they're also into weird costumes you should make a LFP "!" to have over your head.

[Metticus]

w00000000000 I'm in!!!
Does this make me a real life modern day ninja?

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Hello,

Please read the following very carefully, as it pertains to next weekend’s American Ninja Warrior tryouts and your appointment time. Please reply to this email to confirm your appointment.

Your appointment time is SUNDAY August 8, 2010 at: 6 PM

EVENT ADDRESS:

VENICE BEACH
1800 OCEAN FRONT WALK
VENICE, CA 90291

(17TH & OCEAN FRONT)


1. You MUST arrive 2 hours before your scheduled appointment time for REGISTRATION and a COURSE WALK THROUGH. (ALL runners are required to do a course walk through prior to running)

2. You must be in the appropriate staging/waiting area at the time of your appointment, or you will miss your chance to run. We have over 270 athletes between the 2 days, so we are on a very tight schedule. Please help us to make this go as smooth as possible.

3. All runners are required to wear appropriate athletic attire and footwear while running the course. Please do not wear anything with big visible logos or trademarks.

4. Bring sunscreen and appropriate protection from the Sun’s harmful rays. There will be tented areas to escape the elements, but this is still an outdoor event.

5. Don’t forget to bring appropriate ID’s, for identification purposes, and to show proof of U.S. citizenship. (U.S. Passport, Birth Certificate, Social Security Card, etc.)

We are looking forwarded to a great event, and we wish you the best of luck.

Don’t forget to reply to this email to confirm your appointment.

Thanks!

[treelo]

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looking forwarded