[Metticus]

I finally found this commercial on youtube. But this commercial I saw freaked me out and realized every single commercial on t.v is exactly like this commercial if you analyize it.

[Saniiro]

Metticus, on 10 August 2010 - 02:35 AM, said:

I finally found this commercial on youtube. But this commercial I saw freaked me out and realized every single commercial on t.v is exactly like this commercial if you analyize it.

Welcome to the Matrix, Metticus.

It seems you have taken the red pill. You may not remember taking it, that is merely a side effect -- You'll begin to notice that the world is just mesh of reoccurring themes designed to make you feel comfortable with the massive amounts of nothing that we get done as a society.

Welcome to the Matrix.

Also see: Why every movie looks like every movie. and Why every story is the same story.

[Vigilous]

Honestly, I was shocked to learn that drill instructors do NOT make good therapists:



You will also probably be shocked to learn that several of the survivors from that damn plane were actually Cylons trying to save some cheerleader in an alternate dimension with a cryptic Leonard Nimoy and some still-standing Twin Towers.

[firefeng]

I'd find commercials far more tolerable if they all used the tongue-in-cheek, The Invention of Lying approach.

[Saniiro]

firefeng, on 10 August 2010 - 08:00 AM, said:

I'd find commercials far more tolerable if they all used the tongue-in-cheek, The Invention of Lying approach.

I agree. A little bit of honesty goes a long way. I almost want to buy tampons now! (Ha ha! Satire!)

Seriously though, its a good commercial.

[firefeng]

I purchase tampons just so I can pretend I have a girlfriend at home, so the Wal-Mart cashiers will stop making fun of me.

[Saniiro]

firefeng, on 10 August 2010 - 08:10 AM, said:

I purchase tampons just so I can pretend I have a girlfriend at home, so the Wal-Mart cashiers will stop making fun of me.

Don't we all.

[Varizen]

amen to that...

[Velhart]

Vigilous, on 10 August 2010 - 07:38 AM, said:

Honestly, I was shocked to learn that drill instructors do NOT make good therapists:



You will also probably be shocked to learn that several of the survivors from that damn plane were actually Cylons trying to save some cheerleader in an alternate dimension with a cryptic Leonard Nimoy and some still-standing Twin Towers.

Best therapist ever.

[Keylime]

firefeng, on 10 August 2010 - 08:10 AM, said:

I purchase tampons just so I can pretend I have a girlfriend at home, so the Wal-Mart cashiers will stop making fun of me.

So that's why I see obviously single men buying tampons.

[Vigilous]

Thinking about it, nothing compares to the subliminal (read: obvious) advertising of The Wizard:

[firefeng]

I never could stomach Angry Videogame Nerd, but I really, really want to play Super Mario Brothers 3, now.

Fun fact: SNES emulator + ~750 games > 1 CD of storage space.

[Vigilous]

SEE!? IT WORKS!!! MUWAHAHAH!