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#122
Posted 25 October 2010 - 03:46 PM
Vigilous, on 25 October 2010 - 10:33 AM, said:
It's actually a long answer. A dipshit in my unit had trouble keeping his room clean. So, being one of only two people around his room at the time of inspection (the dipshit was somewhere else), we were volunteered to clean his room for him. We found all sorts of lovely surprises. Most notably, a bedside waste basket full of anywhere from 10 - 25 packs worth of used condoms. And when he couldn't be bothered with those, he just aimed at the carpet or kept it in his underwear (idiot actually wore tightie-whities, and didn't have a hamper).
So me and buddy looked at each other and laughed in a bizarre way that I am still unable to discribe. It was induced by both humor, pity, and horror. We told SSG Trumpower what was in there, at which point we were dismissed for the day and told that if we saw Rubel, to tell him to immediately report to the CQ desk.
His room had a certain potpourri of sweaty ass and cum.
So me and buddy looked at each other and laughed in a bizarre way that I am still unable to discribe. It was induced by both humor, pity, and horror. We told SSG Trumpower what was in there, at which point we were dismissed for the day and told that if we saw Rubel, to tell him to immediately report to the CQ desk.
His room had a certain potpourri of sweaty ass and cum.
tl;dr version: Experience.
#123
Posted 28 October 2010 - 04:42 AM
Bad lie Pedolous.
Now tell us the truth.
Now tell us the truth.
#124
Posted 28 October 2010 - 12:04 PM
Sorry, Al. Even if anything involving me and a gay porno theater did happen, I sure as hell wouldn't tell you. The last thing I need to do is purposefully remind myself that you jerk off to my picture.
