[Vigilous]

I'm afraid; I actually want to see this. What the fuck does that say about me?

This post has been edited by Vigilous: 30 September 2010 - 05:12 PM

[Typo 5]

Eh. Ass-to-mouth with pooping action, Asian guy getting randomly philosophical (in the usual nonsensical JRPG monologue way) near the end, and of course, anticlimactic ending that makes the entire picture seem pointless. Mr. "I hate human beings" Scientist guy is funny, though. :<

[Vigilous]

So what? You saw the movie already?

[-Kaine-]

Ewww.. :<

[Velhart]

Daniel Tosh explained the movie pretty well.

Speciman A will be the front, then B will be attached to A's ass, then C will be attached to B's ass.

"Ohh man, I sure hope i'm A!" *crosses fingers*

[Typo 5]

Vigilous, on 30 September 2010 - 05:46 PM, said:

So what? You saw the movie already?

Yuppo! I give it 1 human centipede body segment out of 3 for the unintentionally funny moments.

[Xani]

Just got this in at work today (I work in the UK BlockBusters) sadly, they're all for rental. I was hoping they'd be to buy so I wouldn't have to explain what it was about. I watched about 20 minutes of this and decided I would rather not ruin my innocence in this area.

[Vigilous]

You? Innocence? BWAHAHAHA!

[Xani]

Omai.

[Keylime]

As long as the asshole surgeon has the fore thought to remove my tongue and burn out my olfactory buds; I don't see a problem with being 'B' or 'C'.

[Kenshiro]

Slowpoke.jpg

[Varizen]

Velhart, on 30 September 2010 - 06:13 PM, said:

Daniel Tosh explained the movie pretty well.

Speciman A will be the front, then B will be attached to A's ass, then C will be attached to B's ass.

"Ohh man, I sure hope i'm A!" *crosses fingers*

http://www.comedycen...human-centipede

[-Kaine-]

Keylime, on 30 September 2010 - 08:38 PM, said:

As long as the asshole surgeon has the fore thought to remove my tongue and burn out my olfactory buds; I don't see a problem with being 'B' or 'C'.

Oh.. I would prefer not being any of that.. :x

[Keylime]

In retrospect th the title, wouldn't The Human Millipede be for accurate? Since centipedes have only 1 pair of legs per segment, but millipedes have two pairs of legs per segment.

[firefeng]

I personally think that The Scat Train would be a far more appropriate title.

[Tsuji]

firefeng, on 02 October 2010 - 10:53 AM, said:

I personally think that The Scat Train would be a far more appropriate title.

LOL. My thoughts exactly.
This movie doesn't really sound like my kind of thing. Plus, I thought the trailer seemed rather revealing of how the movie would go...

[Mirae]

LOL, Scat Train. Nice one, Feng. EAT DA POOPOO!
What I find funny about this movie is how it claims to be 100% medically accurate.
Poo is waste, maybe the second person in the scat train (lol) would still manage to gain a few nutrients (very few) but the third one would be SOL.
Of course not counting the various diseases and bacteria issues.

This post has been edited by Mirae: 02 October 2010 - 02:27 PM

[Keylime]

Mirae, on 02 October 2010 - 02:26 PM, said:

LOL, Scat Train. Nice one, Feng. EAT DA POOPOO!
What I find funny about this movie is how it claims to be 100% medically accurate.
Poo is waste, maybe the second person in the scat train (lol) would still manage to gain a few nutrients (very few) but the third one would be SOL.
Of course not counting the various diseases and bacteria issues.

I disagree, what if the poo slides down their trachea instead of their esophagus? They'd drown in shit.

[firefeng]

In spite of the complete worthlessness of this movie, I also found myself wondering about the physiological mechanics of ensuring that one swallows this shit, rather than fatally inhaling it.

[Varizen]

Mirae, on 02 October 2010 - 02:26 PM, said:

LOL, Scat Train. Nice one, Feng. EAT DA POOPOO!
What I find funny about this movie is how it claims to be 100% medically accurate.
Poo is waste, maybe the second person in the scat train (lol) would still manage to gain a few nutrients (very few) but the third one would be SOL.
Of course not counting the various diseases and bacteria issues.

Actually a few things:

1, the people who made it actually did consult a surgeon. The back 2 are kept alive via an IV.

2, The back girl, Jennifer gets blood poisoning.

The bacteria isn't as big of an issue as you'd think. E. Coli is a normal resident of your intestines. The E. Coli that gets such big press is a strain that's been affected by a virus that's caused it to start producing a toxin that eats away at your intestinal lining. Normally it wouldn't cause an issue, but it can if it gets into your upper tract as it also starts to kill all your other normal bacteria. But as long as no one else has any of that, it shouldn't be a problem.

Also, It's called first sequence for a reason. There's another one coming~