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View Postfirefeng, on 20 October 2010 - 09:19 AM, said:

This discussion is pretty funny, since my little sister is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

She got her ass kicked by some guy in an underground fight club. They're now married and have a crotchmonster, with a second on the way.

lol feng you are just.. the who... are you...
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View PostChriscoffey, on 20 October 2010 - 02:00 PM, said:

lol feng you are just.. the who... are you...

Oh, it wasn't anything as dramatic as a Tyler Durden affair. It was more of an impromptu MMA tournament bored college kids in Kansas put together a few times a week. There was only a little blood, usually.

The environment certainly wouldn't invoke the same adrenaline response referenced several times in the thread. You'd have to ask my cousin about that. He's an Iraqi war vet-turned-bouncer who's studied Krav Maga extensively. Most dangerous fucker I know.
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I would reply to the OP and say I play soccer quite a bit, but I can't vouch for how it'll help me to fend off muggers and whatnot.
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View PostWildstriker, on 20 October 2010 - 09:11 PM, said:

I would reply to the OP and say I play soccer quite a bit, but I can't vouch for how it'll help me to fend off muggers and whatnot.


Like this:

View PostKenshiro, on 20 October 2010 - 08:53 AM, said:

Reality based self defense solves this problem with a swift kick to the nuts. Both literally and figuratively.



Pretend his nards are a soccer ball.
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Never got why muggers don't invest in some sort of protective nut cup. I would guess a mugger with a nut cup, knee pads, and protective goggles would be fucking invincible.
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