[Avarghaladion]

http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-11795932

# Dramatic photographs have emerged of a female elephant and a crocodile engaging in a ferocious “tug of war” in Zambia's South Luangwa National Park.
# Crocodile holds on to elephant's trunk The elephant was drinking from the River Luangwa with her baby when a crocodile leapt out of the water and grabbed hold of her trunk. She was initially brought down to her knees, as the predator thrashed around.
# Elephant drags crocodile out of the water But the elephant eventually summoned the strength to walk away from the water, dragging the still-attached crocodile with her for several metres.
# Elephant escapes after crocodile lets go The crocodile then let go. However, as the elephants ran away, the baby tripped and fell. The pair were seen feeding from the river later in the day. In his Just So Stories, Rudyard Kipling said such a battle was how the Elephant's Child got his trunk.

This post has been edited by Avarghaladion: 19 November 2010 - 08:37 PM

[Metticus]

wish this was a video

[Banter]

Uh... in English?

[firefeng]

Avarghaladion, on 19 November 2010 - 08:36 PM, said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-11795932

# Dramatic photographs have emerged of a female elephant and a crocodile engaging in a ferocious “tug of war” in Zambia's South Luangwa National Park.
# Crocodile holds on to elephant's trunk The elephant was drinking from the River Luangwa with her baby when a crocodile leapt out of the water and grabbed hold of her trunk. She was initially brought down to her knees, as the predator thrashed around.
# Elephant drags crocodile out of the water But the elephant eventually summoned the strength to walk away from the water, dragging the still-attached crocodile with her for several metres.
# Elephant escapes after crocodile lets go The crocodile then let go. However, as the elephants ran away, the baby tripped and fell. The pair were seen feeding from the river later in the day. In his Just So Stories, Rudyard Kipling said such a battle was how the Elephant's Child got his trunk.

What the fuck is this shit?

Here, I'll make an analogue to this post from my daily life:



# Melodramatic photographs have emerged of a male underachiever and a cancer stick engaging in a ferocious "tug of war" over the carcinogen content of a single cigarette when the cigarette obtained control of the environment inside the underachiever's lungs.
# Underachiever's hand holds on to cheap beer. The underachiever was imbibing cheap beer before discovering how to set the timer on his years-old digital camera. He was initially brought to his knees as his alcoholism thrashed around.
# Underachiever drags hefty carcinogens out of cigarette and into lungs. Eventually summoned the strength to put the cigarette into an empty beer bottle he had on his porch, dragging the still-attached MGD beer with him inside.
# Underachiever escapes after cigarette is completely extinguished. The cigarette is then completely extinguished. However, as the underachiever ran away, the beer slipped from his hand and a little spilled out. Later in the day, the underachiever was seen sipping from his too-foamy beer he salvaged from the floor. In his AA meeting, Rodney Dangerfield said such a battle was how the underachiever got his malt.

[Keylime]

+1 Feng.

[Aleera]

Keylime, on 20 November 2010 - 03:05 PM, said:

+1 Feng.

[Banter]

lol