[rambus]

So I just got the last update now the mouse curser is poping up on every menu command witch a lot of times makes me hit the wrong things.

mouse sucks in this game why does it exist? how do i stop it form doing that?

[pathwriter]

You'll need to make a trip for this.

Head to the nearest adult store. A pharmacy will generally do the trick, too, if you're not picky. You're looking for a lubricant that is hypoallergenic and not greasy, so stick to either water or silicone based. Buy generously. When you get home, coat your mouse in lubricant, then ram it forcibly up your rectum. Bonus points if the thing has force feedback built in. Condoms are optional, computer viruses usually aren't transmissible to organic life.

And, there you go, mouse be gone.









Since your post was written almost in English, though, I'll bet that this is related to you using Windower. There's a setting somewhere in the config files for that which, if I were near my home PC, I could probably dig up. Check around in there.

[Littlebender]

Gerbils go in rectums not mice sheesh.

[CerGoltana]

pathwriter, on 14 February 2011 - 03:32 PM, said:

You'll need to make a trip for this.

Head to the nearest adult store. A pharmacy will generally do the trick, too, if you're not picky. You're looking for a lubricant that is hypoallergenic and not greasy, so stick to either water or silicone based. Buy generously. When you get home, coat your mouse in lubricant, then ram it forcibly up your rectum. Bonus points if the thing has force feedback built in. Condoms are optional, computer viruses usually aren't transmissible to organic life.

And, there you go, mouse be gone.



Since your post was written almost in English, though, I'll bet that this is related to you using Windower. There's a setting somewhere in the config files for that which, if I were near my home PC, I could probably dig up. Check around in there.

Some people may not appreciate a good laugh, but I just died on the floor at work from reading this comment. Honestly, I'd pay to see these type of comments at the end of a work day. Really brightens my day up.

Also, unplug your mouse?

[Banter]

rambus, on 14 February 2011 - 03:24 PM, said:

So I just got the last update now the mouse curser is poping up on every menu command witch a lot of times makes me hit the wrong things.

mouse sucks in this game why does it exist? how do i stop it form doing that?

Plug the mouse into your nose.

[Shirai]

pathwriter, on 14 February 2011 - 03:32 PM, said:

You'll need to make a trip for this.

Head to the nearest adult store. A pharmacy will generally do the trick, too, if you're not picky. You're looking for a lubricant that is hypoallergenic and not greasy, so stick to either water or silicone based. Buy generously. When you get home, coat your mouse in lubricant, then ram it forcibly up your rectum. Bonus points if the thing has force feedback built in. Condoms are optional, computer viruses usually aren't transmissible to organic life.

And, there you go, mouse be gone.

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Since your post was written almost in English, though, I'll bet that this is related to you using Windower. There's a setting somewhere in the config files for that which, if I were near my home PC, I could probably dig up. Check around in there.

What can be checked out is if HW mouse cursor is enabled in your general settings.
Start > Programs > Playonline > Final Fantasy XI > Settings.

Other then that, check if you have any mouse drivers installed.
(Why on earth anyone installs those is still a mystery to me, but you never know.)

This post has been edited by Shirai: 15 February 2011 - 08:12 AM

[Mythx]

pathwriter, on 14 February 2011 - 03:32 PM, said:

You'll need to make a trip for this.

Head to the nearest adult store. A pharmacy will generally do the trick, too, if you're not picky. You're looking for a lubricant that is hypoallergenic and not greasy, so stick to either water or silicone based. Buy generously. When you get home, coat your mouse in lubricant, then ram it forcibly up your rectum. Bonus points if the thing has force feedback built in. Condoms are optional, computer viruses usually aren't transmissible to organic life.

And, there you go, mouse be gone.









Since your post was written almost in English, though, I'll bet that this is related to you using Windower. There's a setting somewhere in the config files for that which, if I were near my home PC, I could probably dig up. Check around in there.

That's simply incredible, Onorgul.
I didn't think I would end up laughing after opening this thread.
But there's something about professional jackassery that I just can't help but be amused by.