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Japanese Haijins called "Bottlers" don't go bath

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- Bottler

Most popular style among high-ranked noblemen.
They cut out the need of going bathroom and do the business with pet bottles to loot the gaming world relentlessly.
That passionate devotion win the hearts and minds of some people though basically they don’t win understanding from public.

- Diaperer

Diaper users. They don’t get along with Bottlers and often have disputes with them.
Not a few Diaperers are women but the population is much less than Bottlers.
Though they are in the minority, Diaperers are die-hard just like the traditional ancestors of Bottlers.

- Plastic Tanker

Advanced Bottlists who recently emerged as a great force.
The large capacity gained much popularity, consequently quite a few people have moved into this platform.
Plastic Tankers often being despised by the Bottlers who stick to use pet bottles, but none of them downplays the overwhelming power.

- Drooper

Legendary entity, most powerful Hikikomori who threw away all the pet bottles and chose to release his filth directly into the room.
No one had believed such crazy entity exists, but only one time in the past, a man who proclaim himself a Drooper has descended to the Internet.
Almost all the Bottlers are in awe of the Drooper.

- Hosemen

Hosemen used to be healthy Bottlers who drink their own urine as hygiene.
But in the process, Hosemen realized it messy to have off the pet bottle from their genitalia only to drink urine.
Consequently, according to the legend, they led the hose directly to their own mouth from their genitalia.
It requires appreciable gustiness because they need to hold a hose between their teeth all the time.

- Flower Gatherer

These wimpy gays go to bathroom when they feel a desire to void. No doubts that Bottlers look coldly at them.
These gays tend to proclaim themselves “ordinary person” and sometime try to lower Bottlers.
But it’s obviously they feel timid to go to bathroom deep down inside so they sneakily go to bathroom without declaration.
If their teammates are in desperate straits when they come back from bath, these cowards excuse like “Sorry, got d/c L”.

This post has been edited by LegendaryNight: 12 April 2011 - 06:55 AM

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